(upbeat music)
- 10, 10, 10s across the board.
I'm Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.
Get these cookies, baby!
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Vanessa's known for thottin' and boppin'.
Hi!
- [Contestant] Hi.
- Like a hooker on Rodeo Drive.
So she's kinda ghetto, but still, you know, eloquent.
- You have a big drag family?
- Yes, God!
I'm Alexis' Mateo's drag daughter!
- Oh, a Mateo.
- I don't remember her.
(contestant gasping)
- Ooh, did she just shade her mama?
- Oh, oh, she did.
Oh, she's just shade.
- From across the table. - Shady palm tree.
(contestants laughing)
- Alexis Mateo is Drag Race royalty from season three.
Now I'm finna finish what she started, bam!
- Vanessa Vanjie Mateo of the Mateo Dynasty, bam!
- Yeah.
- So do you have a background in design?
- I wouldn't say I'm Project Runway-ready,
but I got my patterns in my clutch.
(judges laughing)
- You have a lot of flavor, uh-huh.
- All kinds of flavors.
- [Judge] Yeah.
- I love the quirkiness and the campiness
of the dolls on your boobs, coming outta your waist.
They're just like, "Hey girl!"
But here's the story, I'm looking at you
and I see wound almost, it's about definition.
You wanna see the lines in the outfits.
So it's literally a head and legs and the rest is flowers.
You guys put so much time and effort
into making undergarments that give an illusion,
and then you're slamming everything on it
and covering it up.
So think about that before you step out onto the runway.
- Vanessa Vanjie Mateo, you've done your house proud.
And I have just one thing to say, bam!
(contestant gasping)
Now, sashay away.
(contestants applauding)
- Miss Vanjie.
Miss Vanjie!
Miss Vanjie.
- [Contestant] Bye girl.
- [Participant] Work sister!
(contestants cheering)
Work the runway!
- To go home first is the worst.
I wish I could've been here longer.
(Vanjie sniffling)
I feel like I've let Alexis down.
I hope I didn't disappoint her.
- Now, Drag Race trends on social media
across the United States
and around the world, #DragRace.
But, one season 10 queen was a true viral sensation.
Take a look.
Sashay away.
- Miss Vanjie.
Miss Vanjie!
Miss Vanjie.
- Bye girl. - Work sister, yeah!
- I didn't get the name, what was it?
- Vanjie, Miss Vanjie!
- Vanjie.
- Vanjie!
- Vanjie! - Vanjie!
- Miss Vanjie.
- (chuckles) Don't you start with me Michelle.
Vanjie.
(Michelle laughing)
Vanjie.
- Miss Vanjie.
(Rupaul laughing)
- [Miss Vanjie] Miss Vanjie!
- Yes, mama!
- [Miss Vanjie] Miss Vanjie, Miss Vanjie.
- Miss Vanjie (chuckles).
- Miss Vanjie.
- You better stop.
(upbeat music) (contestants cheering)
Oh my goodness!
Now, Vanjie, what were you thinking when you were exiting?
What was going on in your head?
- Truth be told, girl,
in my head, I was not gonna go home.
So I did not prepare no message to leave.
- Okay, had you ever used Vanjie before
to exit or to say hello or?
- Right, well Vanjie's a multipurpose thing.
You could use it for whatever.
- It's like gay aloha, now.
It's like, "hello", "goodbye" and "thank you".
- People even send me videos of them intercoursing,
and they say, "I'm getting Vanjied."
- Intercoursing, is that what you said?
- Intercoursing, on Instagram, yeah.
So now I be scared to open up my DMs.
But they sent me one that says, "I'm getting Vanjied."
(contestants gasping)
- So where has this taken you?
Have you traveled the world?
Have you made lots of money?
- Well originally, I was like,
"Well, I need to get all my bookings quick."
- Wait, get the bookings quick
because you thought you would be forgotten?
- Right, 'cause I got sent home first.
So I was like, "Girl, this my little 15.
So take your 15 and act like you know,
you was there the whole time."
So when the promos and everything came out,
I said, "Yeah I made a show, you wanna book me?"
(everyone laughing)
You know, there was no ifs, ands, or buts,
I said, "I'll be there!"
Miss Vanjie.
Bitch, I'm back.
(upbeat music)
I'm back by popular demand.
I wanna show America that I'm more than just a meme.
I'm not a one-episode trick pony.
I'm hiding, bitch.
I'm about to hide and see what hoes walk in this door.
'Cause I don't want them to know I'm here just yet.
- Vanessa Vanjie Mateo and Farrah Moan.
What story are you telling us, Vanessa?
- Two hoes about to get caught
when the police bust through.
- I'm scared!
- Okay, face the wall, Mary.
- I love that Vanessa is just taking charge
of the situation.
- Both hands up.
- And I'm just gonna trust her vision
whether I'm actually visible or not.
- Is this some kind of a bust?
- No, just two prostitutes.
- So that's an ongoing theme with you.
(Vanjie chuckles)
- [Miss Vanjie] Bye, see y'all later!
Child, why did I do the prostitution route?
- [Rupaul] Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.
- [Michelle] Vanjie.
- Last time I was on this runway, I was not so confident.
This time I'm feeling my zhuzh
with my, got the Coachella (beep).
I'm sick, I can't breathe and I'm living for it.
- [Rupaul] So lunar or later?
- [Judge] Well, now we know where the wallpaper went
from the Haunted Mansion.
- Up next, returning girl, Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.
- Vanjie, you are the perfect example
of why week one is so important
that you have to show us who you are
on the runway, because last year you didn't.
If this is who Vanjie is, well, good start.
- You seem a little nervous, are you nervous?
- No, just anxious.
Because last time I thought I looked cute too
until I saw the footage.
(hosts laughing)
- Welcome back to the gimme more,
hour of power, prayer circle.
Right now, we are going to have a live conversion.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
to the IBBN stage, Miss Vanjie.
- Can I get a Britney?
- Britney! - Britney!
- Thank you sisters.
All right, now I have randomly picked two whores
that don't know (beep) about Britney,
that they don't know about "Hit Me Baby".
They don't know about oops, I did it.
They don't know about the hair whipping,
they don't walk to the 7-Eleven without shoes, Jesus!
Thank you, Britney!
- Amen. - Amen.
- You can get her music available
on iTunes and everything else.
Thank you, Miss Vanjie.
I thank myself.
And you too, Britney.
- I'm falling out of character
because, there's one thing about Vanessa,
when that bitch opens her mouth,
it's an amazing thing to watch.
Thank you, Miss Vanjie.
I just thank myself.
- I think right now,
a lot of people are very, very frustrated.
We're all competing against each other.
We start comparing ourselves to each other, forgetting
that bitch, they want you because of you, not
because of whatever whoop dee whoop dee woo,
and whatever, whatever.
What you rolling your eyes for?
- Because that's really cute to say
but you were also the bitch who was like,
"Well I guess the one girl who I want to go home is Yvie
'cause she fought me."
(suspenseful music)
- Girl, why you going backwards?
At the time when RuPaul asked,
I couldn't think of nobody that can go home.
And I said, "I'm just gonna say Yvie
just because she called me out,
but I know it was true.
I thought we were closer than that
but she wanted to pop off at the red couch with me."
That's what bothered me but I thought-
- And that's why I'm (beep) pissed
is because I'm literally not-
- It don't (beep) matter.
- I did not pop off at you, I literally-
- Okay Yvie, but I'm telling you I felt like you did, okay?
- You got defensive,
and that's the only reason I pushed any buttons here
in the first place-
- Because bitch, you started crying, telling me,
talking about, "Oh, I'm so proud of you,"
and yada yada yada, bitch, I don't feel like-
- Because I was (beep) proud of you!
- I don't feel like this for no reason!
If they would've asked me
about you I would have not read your ass,
and roast your ass right there in the red couch.
I would've pulled your ass to the side
and said, "Yvie, your makeup look crazy."
- Then I think you're a (beep) terrible sister
because I'm not on here to (beep) hide
around the corners and be like, "Hey, girl."
- Bitch, I'm not hiding ho!
- You can yell at this ass when I'm in the top, bitch.
- Bye (beep), don't nobody give a (beep), bye.
I was trying to be cordial with you!
- [Rupaul] Vanessa Vangie Mateo and Ariel Versace.
- [Judge] Ooh.
- [Rupaul] Two little girls from glitter rock.
- [Judge] I feel awful, I can never remember
which one's Tia, which one's Tamara?
- Tonight on the menu is the Mateo Vanjie takeover.
Me and Ariel are pumping down the runway Miss Vanjie-style,
looking disco, extra greasy shortening!
Blonde, waved hair bombshells down
with a good old red sequin,
very sparkle bling-bling.
We got disco pants on me, a beautiful gown on Ariel.
I'm looking thickness, she's looking fierce
and I'm living for it.
- [Duo] Miss Vanjie, Miss Vanjie.
Miss Vanjie.
- Up next, Miss Vanjie and her sister, Ariel Versace.
- You made me so proud tonight.
Ariel.
- Hi.
- She absolutely looks like your sister.
- She looks better than me, I was like...
(Ariel laughing)
- She took a lotta time to really tailor this dress in
to perfectly fit me,
and put a lot of detail into everything.
- I didn't pay her to say that either.
- Y'all came out and dropped those codes
and it was just stunning, truly.
It was very Beyonce-esque, it was good.
- And what I love about this is how well executed it is.
It's so smart to put one of you
in a dress and one of you in pants.
It's so good!
- I just really wanted to make you guys proud.
It was getting frustrating.
- Congrats Vanjie.
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- What's the tea, Christie, what's the tea?
- Here she is. - Hi!
- Miss Vanjie, darling!
- Uh-huh, it's time for me to record my track
with Todrick and I'm ready to rap baby.
- This is RuPaul's producer
for queens everywhere, Markaholic.
Let me see what she got.
- Okay.
(upbeat music)
♪ Miss Vanjie, Vanjie, Vanjie, bitch ♪
♪ Drop it down low to the floor and spin ♪
♪ Fish Latina, really nice to meet ya ♪
♪ 'Cause I save the room, they gimme 10s hija ♪
- Bitch and spin don't rhyme, at all.
- Nicki Minaj get away with it, why can't I?
(Todrick laughing)
Why?
Oh, I'm having fun with this (beep).
- Let's get some ad-libs over the chorus.
- All right.
(Miss Vanjie shrieking)
You know that's the death drop.
Miss Vanjie!
- This bitch made a whole visual album.
- Yeah. - Wow.
Ooh, I like that.
So far, so good, so hood.
- Miss Vanjie, what advice do you have
for six-year-old Jose?
- Child, you know, I couldn't hide (beep) back then.
I was so flamboyant even though I was trying
to look straight.
I would probably tell him, "I know at this point
you're probably feeling a little misunderstood,
and you just like the little princess in the house."
Believe it or not, even though I, you know, kinda rough
around the edges next
to my brothers, I look real feminine.
"But don't worry, 'cause it gets better.
Could always turn things around.
Always rely on my mother
because you know, she's gonna be your best friend.
Bitch, take your acting class.
Make sure you could channel all
that craziness into something.
Get prepared 'cause you about to be on.
You about to do it big, little Jose."
- Thank you Vanjie.
- Thank you.
- Miss Vanjie, you didn't just come back,
bitch, you came through.
Now, sashay away.
- Thank you, thank you guys.
Now, let me go ahead and get my little stance.
(contestants laughing)
Miss Vanessa Vanjie (beep) Mateo,
thank you, love ya.
I might come back, don't turn off the spotlight yet.
(contestants laughing)
I might come back, baby!
I could come back again be like,
"Hey, I'm at the finale too."
Y'all never know. Bitch, they might the spin the wheel,
land on me again, bitch.
(judges laughing)
(screams) See you later, Miss Vanjie, deuces!
- Love you Vanjie!
(contestants applauding)
- That's how you go viral, take notes!
That's a take, bitch!
(everyone laughing)
- [Judge] Is she gone?
- Miss Vanjie.
I think I'm just at a state of shock right now.
I was so close, I could literally taste the top four.
But I'm proud of myself and I just hope
that everyone is proud of what I've done.
I'm just going to take the world by storm again.
I'm not gonna stop.
There's not gonna be no for me just 'cause I fell again.
You know, sometimes the door closes,
find the back door bitch, and get in.
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