and now YouTube comments with Jack
Septic Eye say super colif fragilistic X
does backwards okay all right challenge
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accepted shut up I can't do it this
comment is so boss it was put in a Jack
Septic ey video yeah I'm psychic don't
judge bro you air psychic quick tell us
what's going to happen next week is the
world going to end somebody else told me
it would I have to know for sure no me
no you I mean yes you I mean no me I
mean what Jack can you say Bubble
Buddies blasting banana Bazookas three
times really fast oh
crap Bubble Buddies blasting banana
Bazookas Bubble Buddies blasting banana
Bazookas oh my God he did it ha oh yeah
what would you do during The Purge what
would I do I'd be the one purging people
I'd be walking up to people's houses
bossing them out of the way blowing
faces off blowing up [ __ ] with sticky
bombs and putting stuff on fire that is
what the purge is isn't it it's where
you go around and Purge the
impure if not then I just gave away my
plans for the apocalypse unicorns are
the gods of this world I I have seen
them with my own eyes of course you have
you're looking at one right now except
unicorn's horns aren't in the place
you'd expect them to be they're not on
the head
they're do you actually wax your nipples
no I don't I actually shave them waxing
too quick it's over too soon I like to
shave and get that feeling of the razor
close to my nipple and spend a little
time doing it it feels so much better
Jack on average how much Crystal me do
you inject into your scrotum a day ah it
differs about 14 kilo sometimes it can
go higher sometimes it can go lower
depends on how good my scrotum is
feeling on that morning hey dude do an
impression of grw from Despicable Me
Your Russian accent sounds a lot like
him while you're at it impersonate a
minion like a boss of course the hell
does Gro from Despicable Me sound like
we are going to steal the
moon I don't really know what gru sounds
like so I will just do my normal Russian
accent kind of like I did for sugar
plumps in Little Inferno it's hard to do
Minions though minions voices are
manipulated in sound editing afterwards
to make their voices higher and make
them sound squeakier and they don't
speak a language well they do but it's
not English hello
no [ __ ] that minions are hard read my
[ __ ] comments damn it I try so hard
let's try together you know what that is
that's comment setion First Time Event
people double comments in a reading your
comments video how boss is that can we
even get any boss here say white
white ah this is that whh thing isn't it
people say I do it weird white am I
supposed to say white it's not it's
white Cool Whip shut up Jack Dave Define
boss in a vlog well to really understand
boss we are going to have to go back a
long long time ago years and years ago
there was a group of people out in the
West Indies they were called the bonian
now other people came and they visited
their culture and they said you know
what these people are a lot cooler than
any of the other cultures that we've met
so they gave them the name boss since
then bonian spread across the land all
have died out now except one and that
one
is me how to boss sadly one cannot
become a true boss just by mere practice
you can practice all you want and you
can get to about 60 65% of a boss but
that is probably the max that you will
ever reach to be a real boss you have to
be born with it try to say this in a
Welsh accent ah crap I love shagging
sheep and having a p p in the pub by the
way I love your videos thank you I love
shagging sheep and having a pint in the
pub is that a really bad Welsh accent
it's not even really a Welsh accent is
it it it's more like a liver pudan
accent like someone from Liverpool like
a
SCA I sound like Steven Jad it's the
best I can do leave me alone Welsh
accents are hard Jack answer this please
on a scale of 1 to 10 what's your
favorite color of the alphabet mine's
triangle what's yours apples the eternal
question Coke versus Pepsi we must know
Jack Coke or Pepsi Coke or Pepsi I'm
going to go
with Pepsi Final Answer many reasons why
I choose Pepsi Coke it's a bit of the
Hipster in me wants to pick Pepsi Coke
is so played out Coke is so mainstream
if you want if you want Cola people
always go to Coke what about Pepsi man
plus Pepsi doesn't sound like a drug and
the diet version of Pepsi is called
Pepsi Max if you're drinking diet Diet
Coke you feel like you're growing a
vagina while you're drinking it so Pepsi
Final Answer What is love baby don't
hurt me don't hurt me no more take your
age and add five to it that's your age
in 5 years mind equals blown I think I'm
going to be a rocket scientist as well
oh my God he's right in 5 years time I
will be 29 that's really [ __ ]
depressing that's almost 30 oh God your
ugly is [ __ ] my ugly what has anyone
seen my ugly ugly where are you do you
guys see my ugly I can't find it I need
to know if it's [ __ ] or not hey Jack
give us a high five are you ready are
you
ready everyone hands up to the screen
get ready for the bossest high five
you've ever received
earthquake dudes we got to be careful
any more high fives like that and we
will end the planet Jack say my eyes are
bleeding in Russian well I don't know
any Russian so I'm just going to do it
in my stereotypical slightly racist
Russian accent my eyes are bleeding okay
now let's actually go to Google
Translate and find out what that
actually is in Russian why glaz chat
that's what Google translate told me if
that's wrong blame them don't blame me I
am awesome some their [ __ ] amphibians
sometimes smell like cheese dude didn't
you know that's where that all came from
amphibians were the first creatures to
grow legs and walk on the surface of the
Earth from the ocean there's a reason
people say feet smell like cheese it's
because the amphibians grew those
feet you didn't think of that Jack
go the [ __ ] was that how did you do that
yell like a a boss as loud as you can
okay you asked for it [ __ ] headphone
warning right here like a boss and now
back to your regularly scheduled
programming oh oh Lord I'm the moronic
[ __ ] not you I just noticed that
please forgive me Jack I have sinned
Jack is love Jack is life finally
someone who's actually making sense in
these damn comments do not worry my
child All Is Forgiven it's Australia
Day you probably don't care cuz you
don't live in Australia good ey mate
it's Australia day is it freaking
wonderful good day boys and girls I'm
the survival Hunter only certain people
are actually going to understand that
reference if you don't understand it you
might want to go back and watch some of
my earlier videos I kind of did a very
harsh Injustice to the Australian accent
there for a while oh my God my nose is
so [ __ ] it G Jack you are the
bossiest boss that ever bossed while
bossing a boss on the bossiest boss of
course I am I am the boss nobody else
can do it do more of these they are so
funny you know what no I'm not going to
do any more of these videos I'm going to
a damn it I did it again I just died
twice don't ask how I did that I just
did look a flying cake you you guys hear
that you guys hear that listen sh yeah
we just came to the end of another
reading your comments video I hope you
guys like the comments that I picked I
tried to pick a nice variety and I
really just picked random ones out of
videos so deal with it but thank you
guys so much for watching this video if
you liked it pun that like button up the
ass like a boss and high fives all
around thank you guys and I will see all
your
dudes can a matx box can matx box
what nose at the king's hand got it
right good sh what we want awful great
that e m what sound does the Bell
make I ask questions not I am in control
Eevee don't try and emasculate the I am
the B