- Look how much fun we're having.
(upbeat jazz music)
- Nice PJ's.
- Oh, thanks.
It's an old costume, I'm a re-user.
I like to think of myself as a bearded Greta Thunberg.
I think I'll Tweet that.
- Maybe don't.
It's nice to see you've made yourself at home,
got a lot of stuff.
Hey, if you need to open up that window
it can get a little sticky sometimes,
you just got to jiggle it.
- I got no problem with jiggling.
- Right.
One question. How long-
- Can I have a drink of water?
- Yeah, of course.
There's glasses in the cupboard next to the sink.
Just help yourself. How-
- Well, I'm just already in bed and you're standing up.
- Okay. Yeah. I can get you a glass of water.
- Sparkling if you got it.
- Whoa. Hey, buddy.
What are you doing up?
- I woke up.
Can you come lay with me until I fall back asleep?
- Yes. I just got to get this water to David.
- Okay. But, you always used to lay with me?
- No, I will.
Yeah, but listen, you just got to go back up to bed.
Okay. And, I'll be there and just-
- My nose hurts.
- No, no, you're just dreaming.
Yeah. Okay? It's going to be fine. You just wait here.
I'll be right back.
Here you go.
What are you doing?
- Eye treatment. Droopy eyelids is the number one reason
middle-aged male actors don't get hired.
- That's the number one reason.
- You don't want to know what number two is.
- Okay. Goodnight.
- Hey, if you don't mind leaving the hallway light on,
just in case I have to go pee at night.
- Yeah.
- And, also please just leave the door open a bit.
- Okay?
- Yeah. A bit more, bit more. Back a bit.
Back a bit.
- Your eyes are closed. I don't know how you're even-
- I can sense the crack. I'm an artist.
- Is there anything else?
- Yes, actually.
I'm glad that you asked, some Advil please.
- You want an Advil?
- Yeah. Child's Advil, heart problems,
broken heart problems.
- That's not what it's for.
- Didn't know you were a doctor.
- Fine.
- Chewable, please.
- Damn.
You're good. You're good.
All good.
- Hmm. Cherry. I prefer grape.
- Good night.
- Oh, Matt.
I just remembered, I forgot to read an email from my agent.
Do you mind reading it to me?
- Why don't you read it?
- My eyes are sealed shut. Help a brother out.
- Fine. Fine. Where's your laptop?
- Thanks. It's just over there in the mannequin.
- Okay.
- What's your passcode?
- imsohandsome.
Matt, I can sense you're looking
at me negatively.
It's called positive affirmation. You might want to try.
Your life could be better.
- Oh, you missed a letter.
- Okay. Here we are.
"Dear David,"
- Hey.
- "Thanks for your audition tape to the new CSI reboot."
- Oh, yeah.
- CSI Milwaukee.
- It was good. I did good.
- Yeah. "We've reviewed the tape
and we have to say it is marvelous."
Oh, are you sure you didn't write this to yourself?
- Hmm.
- "Casting is reviewing
and we should have an answer next week.
If you need anything over the weekend,
please do not hesitate to reach out to Brandon."
Okie dokie.
Scooch.
Okay, there you go.
It's all right. It's all right. All right, good sleep.
Okay.
Hey.
- Hey.
I just found Coco asleep on the kitchen floor.
So, I carried her back up to bed.
- Yeah. I was going to do that. Yeah, but I just had to...
- Kiss David goodnight?
- I can see why it might look like that.
- That is what happened.
- It was just, it was an instinct thing.
- Okay. Well that's-
- There was a whole other thing that went on.
- I actually don't really want to know, but
I'm going to head up to bed, so-
- Yeah. Okay. I'll come too.
- Okay, great.
(calm jazz music)
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