Welcome to Belfast
Denis sit on the Iron Throne there
Yeah, hide your souvenirs Denis
It's not very Game of Thrones is it?
Give me them
So we're here at Titanic Belfast and we're going to go inside in here and see the Titanic
This is C.S Lewis Square and we've come to find all the characters from The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Haven't we Denis?
Yeah
So we're here at Prison Island and it's just like the Crystal Maze
So yeah, we're looking forward to taking on the challenge
Stand towards me now
Yeah turn around
Yeah, well done
You're grand now
Okay
Ball control, this is all you
Ball control
That was a joke about testicles
Did we win Patrick?
No, we came third
Denis, tell us what the tunnel is for
Transporting the prisoners from their cells under to the courthouse over there
So you would have like stood there and held on to it and they would have flogged you
Did you learn a lot about Northern Ireland on the tour?
No
What what did you learn on the tour?
People tried to escape jail because they didn't enjoy it and not many of them succeeded
Overall I still enjoyed it, a very arresting experience if you will
You can't come all the way and not put your head through
Take off your mask, it needs to look more authentic
Take off your mask, no take off your mask
I'm assuming they were gagged back in the day
So that's all from vertigo, I'm fucking wrecked
In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight, come on Denis
Get in beside the snake for a picture
Patrick, get in beside the snake for a picture
He's a bit wooden this chap
Get on the back of the tiger for a picture, just stand on it for a picture
Town is full of snakes girl
Did you enjoy the adventure golf?
I won
We'll see now, we're getting the scores officially here from Jon Ola Sand
Our worthy winner in first place with 51 strokes is Denis Ryan, congratulations
We'll get you a chocolate bar on the way home
I'll keep that, you can put the pen in the bucket
Speech
See, when we were pre-recording before the scores were read out I said I won and hey ho, I won