>> James: THANKS SO MUCH!
I WISH YOU COULD COME EVERY DAY.
YOU'RE AN INCREDIBLE CROWD.
REGULAR VIEWERS OF THE SHOW WILL KNOW THAT WE HAVE A SEGMENT ON
THE SHOW THAT WE HAVE TRIED TO DO IT AND TRIED.
WE TRIED SO MANY TIMES.
IT'S CALLED CELEBRITY NOSES.
WE'RE VERY KEEN TO GET IT RIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO SAY BECAUSE YOU KNOW THAT I SMELL A
GOOD TIME, YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME.
IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRITITY NOSES!
WOW!
GRAPHIC WORK!
BAND WORK!
WE'RE ON FIRE!
AS YOU ALL KNOW, EVERYONE'S GOT A NOSE, EVEN CELEBRITIES HAVE
GOT NOSES.
SCHEBTIES AND THEIR NOSES ARE INSEPARABLE.
SO TAKE JUDI -- WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY IS THE CARD LIKE THIS?
>> Ben: HOLE FOR THE NOSE.
>> James: RIGHT, AND WHEN HAVE WE DISCUSSED HAVING THAT?
>> Ben: IT'S A HOLE FOR THE NOSE.
>> James: YES, BUT THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS, IS IT?
WHY WOULD IT BE LIKE THAT?
>> Ben: IT'S A HOLE FOR YOUR NOSE.
WHEN HAS THAT EVER BEEN THE CASE?
THAT'S -- (LAUGHTER)
THAT'S POINTLESS!
NO, NO!
DON'T CLAP!
NO!
THEY'LL ALL LIKE IT!
WHAT ARE WE EVER GOING TO DO THE SHOW --
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) I MEAN, LOOK, WHY IS THAT GOING
TO BE -- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
I DON'T KNOW -- WITHOUT THE NOSE -- I JUST WANT A CARD WITH
JUDI DENCH'S NOSE.
>> Ben: COPY THAT.
>> James: WHO ARE YOU?
ARE YOU SOMEBODY WHO JOINED THE POLICE?
>> Ben: COPY THAT.
NEW CARDS COMING OUT NOW.
>> James: WE'VE NEVER DONE IT THAT WAY.
YEAH, TAKE THAT.
GET OUT.
RIGHT.
I MEAN, IT WOULDN'T BE CELEBRITY NOSES WITHOUT A GLITCH.
RIGHT?
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, LET'S START AGAIN.
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING, BECAUSE I SMELL A GOOD TIME, YOU
SMELL A GOOD TIME, IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRITY NOSES!
♪ CELEBRITY NOSES, OKAY ♪ >> James: OKAY.
NOW, ALL CELEBRITIES HAVE NOSES, ALL PEOPLE HAVE NOSES, AND
NOSINGS AND CELEBRITIES ARE INSEPARABLE AND THAT IS WHY
WE'RE HERE WITH JUDI DENCH'S NOSE --
(LAUGHTER) WHAT'S THAT?
>> IT'S WHAT YOU ASKED FOR.
>> James: WHEN?
HOW IN THE WORLD IS THAT WHAT I ASKED FOR?
>> A CARD WITH JUDI DENCH'S NOSE.
>> James: THEY ALL SAY THAT!
YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW THIS BIT WORKS BY NOW!
>> NOT REALLY.
>> James: FORGET THE CARDS.
I'M SO DETERMINED TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT'S A BRILLIANT PIECE
OF SATIRE, THE BEST PIECE IN LATE NIGHT.
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN SO I LEFT NO STONE
UNTURNED.
WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO, I SENT THE PHOTOS TO DAVE IN GRAPHICS.
OKAY.
SO WE'LL FORGET THE CARDS, FORGET THE JINGLE AND JUST BRING
THE PICTURES UP ON A SPLIT SCREEN, OKAY?
>> COPY THAT.
>> James: STOP SAYING COPY THAT!
>> COPY THAT.
>> James: RIGHT.
OKAY.
AS WE ALL KNOW, CELEBRITIES AND THEIR NOSES ARE INSEPARABLE.
IF WE COULD HAVE UP THE FIRST GRAPHIC --
THAT IS JUDI DENCH'S NOSE.
WHAT'S THAT!
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) WHAT'S THAT!
NO!
WHAT'S THAT?!
(LAUGHTER) >> THE PHOTOGRAPHS YOU SENT TO
DAVE.
>> James: NO!
HIS CBS EMAIL!
HIS PRIVATE!
NOT THE ONES I SENT TO HIS PRIVATE!
NO!
STOP!
STOP PUTTING THOSE UP!
>> THEY'RE THE PHOTOS YOU SENT TO DAVE.
>> James: NO!
THEY ARE NOT THE ONES I SENT TO HIS WORK EMAIL!
THEY ARE PRIVATE!
STOP!
WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THE PICTURES UP?
FORGET IT!
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
WE HAVE TO COME RIGHT BACK.
>> PLENTY OF TIME.
>> James: PUT IT DOWN!
TWO MINUTES TILL BREAK.
>> James: WE'RE GOING TO THE COMMERCIAL.
COME BACK WITH A FUN SHOW.
PLAY THE MUSIC, REGGIE!
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