Hi everybody! Today we're gonna talk about beards.
Cause beards are so popular right now.
Actually, I have a beard.
I don't got no beard.
Or do you, which brings us to our first point!
What is beard?
Beard is hair that goes out of a face.
I don't think that's right.
I have hair growing out of my face, but it isnt really a beard.
Is it you have hair everywhere because you are a groundhog?
You've saying animals don't have beards?
Well, that's not quite right either, cuz I think some animals do have beards.
LIke dogs?
No, not like dogs. Like monkeys. Although some dogs do have beards actually.
This is getting a little hairy.
Aw, that's hilarious!
Did you do that on purpose?
No,it was an accident!
Okay, let's break this down.
Great. I'll be right back.
Okay people, here's what we know.
Monkeys have beards: Body beards, because hair grows all over their body, but not their face.
Okay, I'm back. What'd I miss?
I just need a monkey body beards.
Hey, where did you go?
I got really jealous about all these beards so I went to the corner store and bought beard tonic.
They sell beard tonic?
That place has everything. What should we talk about next?
Um, how about groups of people that have beards?
Great.
Dwarfs, Abraham Lincolns, and wizards all have beards.
Hey, Fafa, I just thought of something interesting.
Don't only good wizards have beards?
Oh, you're right!
Nice wizard Dumbledore has a beard,
But evil Voldemort does not.
Good guy Gandalf has a beard,
But the Wicked Witch of the West does not have a beard.
Vikings all have beards. They're wizards, right?
Not necessarily, ooh
but a Viking did once say an amazing quote about beard.
If you are handsome and grow a beard,it will make you more handsome.
And if you are ugly and grow a beard it will make you more ugly.
You're making that up. You don't know no Vikings.
I am not! I swear I heard a Viking say that once!
meh mo meh meh meh mo meh, meh meh mo mo meh meh meh
That is very interesting!
Look, I know we still gotta talk about bearded ladies with a ZZ top, but I think I got a problem here.
Ooh! Ooh! You know, I just got to do that ZZ Top!
Okay, just please hurry!
These very old people are rock'n'roll musicians.
What's amazing about this is yes, 2 of them have incredible beards.
But the one with no beard his last name
is BEARD!!!
I am completely serious!
Mario, you gotta get back in here!
T-this is getting outta control I'm stepping on it,
I don't know what to do!
Nonononono, don't worry buddy, like you said the corner store has everything! I'm gonna get you some beard removal tonic.
They sell that?
Yeah, don't worry! Gorilla uses it for his belly beard.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
Please Hurry!
Fafa?
Yeah?
Are you okay?
Yeah. I feel great!
This is actually a pretty good look on me!
(happy music)