[NOISE] >> Superman punch.
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>> Happy and Madcap helping each other out, good tag team sports entertainment.
>> And Madcat Moss calls that the punch line, and Lawson Corbin with the win.
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>> [NOISE] >> Bulls catching Zayn.
Intercepting Zayn in midair, now a bear hug.
A bear hug applied by Boogs.
>> Certainly an interesting offensive attack there from Boogs, catching a man.
>> And now powering Zayyn up into a vertical suplex.
>> Little delay there Davey boy too much.
>> Yeah, but Sami able to deliver the knees,
dropping Boogs to one knee and out of both.
>> Boogs, is he able to get a backup?
Is he able to get a back up?
Look at that strength, look at that strength.
>> My God, what a suplex by Boogs.
>> [NOISE] >> You know
you don't have to wait to WrestleMania to face the challenger of your choosing.
>> [NOISE]
>> Cuz you can choose to face me and
put your title on the line right now.
>> [NOISE] >> Seriously,
I know you were SmackDown Women's Champion like couple couple years ago.
But I don't know what you think you've done recently to deserve a match with me.
>> [NOISE]
>> Yeah?
>> [NOISE]
>> Well, I know I've done this.
>> [NOISE] >> And
a double T by The New Day, and Jimmy Uso.
>> That steel.
>> Let's see, thinking about King Woods.
>> That helmet was built to eat horses, oops.
>> [NOISE] >> What?
>> Tonight, that's what they used to ride around on, dude.
That is why King Woods is playing chess right now.
>> And the Usos are in trouble.
[SOUND] >> Figure four,
can she bridge to the figure eight?
>> [NOISE] >> Middle of the ring,
Charlotte Flair trying to bridge, can't quite do it.
Naomi trying to drag to the bottom rope the fourth to break and does.
>> Hold on, hold on, hold on one second.
>> That's the devil.
>> I forgot to mention.
You also can't win this match by disqualification.
>> [NOISE] >> Sorry, actually,
the only way that you can win this match is by pinfall or submission.
>> [NOISE] >> Split leg moonsault but,
Charlotte caught her.
>> [NOISE] >> It's an instinct classic,
it's almost like Naomi knew that Charlotte moved.
She hesitated for a second and Charlotte took a thing.
>> And off the back suplex into natural selection,
cover now by Charlotte and Charlotte with the win.
>> And you looser, Naomi.
>> And the winner,
Charlotte Flair.
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>> That's not Drew.
[MUSIC]
>> Yeah.
>> My god, that's,
[MUSIC]
My god, the flaccid sword of Madcap.
>> I mean, Drew, welcome.
And I gotta ask you right out the gate.
How are you even walking after what Madcap, and I did to you at day 1?
>> Well, the official cuisine of Scotland is haggis.
It's sheep intestines boiled inside a sheep's stomach.
After a lifetime of eating that disgusting mess, I can survive anything.
>> Okay, I mean, you are tough and brave.
So I have another question for you.
How do you think a guy like me would fare in a match with you?
>> You'd murder me.
As soon as you got your hands on me, I'd soiled me killed.
Nothing you could tell anyway.
I tell just the same as I always do.
>> Low blow there.
>> Okay, okay, Drew, I got one final question.
When can all of us expect to see you compete again?
>> Never again.
I could actually compete tomorrow, but I'm going to milk this injury and
use it as an excuse to pursue my true passions.
Painting watercolors, and writing poetry about the Loch Ness Monster.
>> Here's the next question.
When is this over Happy?
>> [NOISE]
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>> Has no idea that Johnny Knoxville behind Sami Zayn, and
Knoxville dumping Zayn over the top rope, making a way to the Royal Rumble.
That's all he has to do, Sami.
>> Sami, did Knoxville show you something there?
[MUSIC]
The embarrassment continues for Sami Zayn.
>> I've just been informed that Johnny Knoxville is now
qualified to be in the Royal Rumble Match.
>> No way.
>> Pat, this isn't gonna be good.
>> [LAUGH] [SOUND]
[MUSIC]
>> Come in.
[MUSIC]
>> [LAUGH]
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>> [NOISE] >> And this
thing is one
and done.
[SOUND] >> Here are your winners and
still the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, the Usos.
>> Say whatever you want about the Usos and
their tactics and what they're all about.
At the end of the day, Jimmy and Jay, proving once again here
tonight that they are indeed the greatest tag team on the planet today.
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>> [NOISE] >> You don't understand,
while you were gone, he's all I had in my life.
He's my tribal chief, I worshiped the ground that he walked on and he physically
assaulted me, and he fired me- >> Shut up, Paul.
>> [NOISE] >> Shut up.
>> No, no, no don't cheer that.
Don't talk to him that way.
>> [NOISE] >> Or what?
>> [NOISE] >> Hold on,
hold on, Brock, Brock, please don't talk to him that way.
>> [NOISE] >> Paul, I told you to shut up.
>> Superman Punch, a cheap shot by Reigns.
>> [NOISE]
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