Hey, Paper. We made a comprehensive list
of all your inventions that have worked. Is this right?
[growling]
Paper, look, it's a super cut of all the times
you accidentally walked into screen doors.
Watch out, Paper.
Oh! [chuckles]
Ah!
Ripped right through.
Oh, this is my favorite one.
You try to put the door back on the track,
but uh-oh, it's falling and- Oh! You ripped through it again.
[growling]
Paper, Check out this doll. It says all your famous phrases.
All my inventions explode.
What's two plus two?
Ah! Screen door!
[growling]
Ah! Screen door.
You think we made him angry enough?
[growling]
Ooh, here it comes.
This is gonna be awesome.
Guys, I made a working teleporter.
What?
Now, that's a winning invention.
And it can teleport you three inches to the left.
We need to make him angrier.
Hold on. You're saying for Paper to win the inventor's fair,
we have to be really mean to him?
I don't want to do that.
Come on, Pencil, you're a terrible inventor.
What?
Oh, sorry. That always works on Paper.
Look, we're only doing this to help Paper
because we're his friends.
Well, when you put it like that, sure, it's a very likable goal.
My hypothesis is that you're making Paper angry
during the day, but he's calming down
in his sleep so you can never get him
to the level of anger he needs to build a winning invention.
So I just have to invent a dream machine
that feeds Paper a constant wave of nightmares
to keep him tormented 24 hours a day.
Because I'm his friend.
We're such good friends.
He is lucky to have us.
Rock, pillow.
Oh, hi, Pencil.
Let the nightmares begin.
Welcome to the council of great intellectuals.
Marie Curie, Leonardo da Vinci and... Paper?
You're not an intellectual.
In fact, you had trouble with geometry.
Euclid, did you have trouble with geometry?
Nah. I basically invented geometry.
Oh!
[growling]
Hi. William Shakespeare.
Can I ask you a smart person question?
Are you asking me, Ada Lovelace,
the first computer programmer or Paper,
the guy who still pronounces it "sky-ience"?
Ooh!
[growling]
Hey, everyone. I just had a timeless thought.
What's that, Confucius?
A wise man knows what he does not know,
but an unwise man... is named Paper!
Oh! [laughing]
[growling]
Stupid Euclid.
Easy to be smart when you were alive.
There were only, like, three numbers back then.
Hey, Paper. What are you working on?
I did it. You didn't believe in me,
but I created a tabletop fusion reactor
that can produce unlimited clean energy.
Whoa.
Now this is a winner. The judges are gonna love it.
Yeah, and then I'm gonna hurricane kick 'em in the face.
We might have made him a little too angry.
Yeah. If he kicks a judge, he's definitely gonna lose.
Then he'll be sad and angry.
Wait. Maybe we can calm him down by building him up.
What if we use the power of compliments?
I can't compliment Paper. That's impossible.
You might as well ask me to walk on the sun or compliment Paper.
See? It's my go to impossible example.
Follow my lead, Scissors. Let's see if I still got it.
[music playing]
I love your tie.
[music playing]
Amazing parking job.
[music playing]
Carol is a beautiful name.
[music playing]
[growling]
Paper, your invention is amazing.
I'm proud of you now and always.
Thanks, Rock. I really appreciate that.