G: So can I assume you've quit the show?
A: What?
G: Cause you're just- you're not-
you're just lying there.
A: I'm just tired, okay?
G: So the show's done then?
A: No, I just feel like I have to announce
the show all the time. And it's
a lot of pressure.
G: Mhmm.
A: And I have to say all the people's names
and I can't pronounce them.
You don't have to do anything
and I do all of it
and it's really exhausting.
G: That's by design.
G: You want me to do it?
A: No I just feel like I should
never schedule recordings around lunch.
♪ (groovy music) ♪
A: ♪ This week, we have an ♪
♪ International question! ♪--
You have a big somethin'.
-A: Gross. -G: What?
A: Eeugh.
A: Zana?
G: Zayna.
A: Zayna from London!
A: Here's the question:
How do you know if someone is your
best friend?
-G: Well-- -A: Beats me!
(awkward silence)
G: When you're making friends
with someone, y'know you really
have to make them like you.
So, maybe get them flowers,
take 'em out to dinner.
Uhh--
A: That's just a date.
G: Yeah, it's kinda like that.
A: No.
A: No. (loud banging noises)
G: Yeah, you- you're courting them.
Yeah, you're courting them!
A: I don't-- (bang)
(more bangs)
G: Well this is good.
(banging) (Camera Guy: Okay guys.)
(CG: What is happening?)
(What is that?)
(That's not a hammer.)
G: I don't know.
(banging) G: If that keeps going,
we have to stop.
A: What are you doing,
you're seducing them?
G: Yeah you woo them! A: You make them mix tapes, Gaby?
G: Yeah you- yeah, you woo them!
(banging)
A: Anyway!
I think!-- (both laughing)
A: This is where--
A: This is where you learn that
whenever Gaby-- (banging)
(long pause, more banging)
A: Whenever Gaby befriends someone
there's a 50/50 chance
she's gonna sleep with them.
G: No but you fell for it,
I seduced you to be my friend.
A: Not sexually.
A: I feel like people just kiss like this.
G: You've said this to me before,
you've had me imagine this before.
A: When did we- (banging)
When did we- (banging)
When did we realize
that we were best friends?
G: Did we- did we officially
say it?
A: That's a-- (banging)
(laughing)
A: That's a big moment,
when you first call someone
your best friend.
G: Yeah when did that happen?
A: Do you call multiple people
your best friend?
Cause I do and it's wrong.
A: I've had 15 best friends.
I lose 'em!
I can't find 'em!
-G: Do you under-- -A: Won't return my calls!
G: Do you understand
how that doesn't make me
feel special?
A: Isn't it better that I've
kissed so many frogs
and then I found you?
To be fair, in a lot
of those friendships
I was the frog.
-G: Yeah. -A: Really need to eat.
G: And then!
And then when did we--
A: You know someone is
your best friend when you
no longer wanna fuck them.
G: Or you just give up!
(banging)
A: This will be our last recording
of JBU.
G: Hahaha!
A: The world is against us.
There is construction above us,
a siren outside,
and I'm so hungry
I might eat Gaby!
(banging)
-G: I guess-- -A: The person upstairs
is either going to be
the love of my life
or my greatest enemy.
A: Cut! Just cut it.
A: (crying) I wanna be better!
(laughing)
A: (whines)
I wish I was a baby and
I could just suck on my toe
to calm down.
Babies love that!
G: Well yeah,
cause they have bodies
made of jello!
G: NO. No!
Do not let it drive you to this!
A: So close!
G: This episode is brought to you
by the giggles, and
our inability to finish a video.
-A: I did it!!! -G: No!
♪ (groovy music) ♪
G: The person upstairs
from Allison said that
they'll be doing construction
for a month.
A: Us. Maintain the canon of the show.
G: I'm sorry!
♪ (groovy music) ♪
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