Heya, CatDo-- oh!
Never mind.
[door slamming]
[music playing]
♪ CatDog Alone in the world is a little CatDog ♪
Yeah, there's nothing like cooking with good, old mother nature.
[gasping]
Who is that two foot bundle of beauty?
[clearing throat]
[kissing]
Welcome to my humble abode.
May I get you absolutely anything in the world you could possibly want?
That is one... hot... dog!
A hotdog? Well, your wish is my command!
[laughing]
[music playing]
Enchanted to make your acquaintance.
[mumbling]
[twinkling]
Hey, something's wrong with your eyes, lady!
[groaning]
I-- I mean--
No... thank you for asking, kind sir.
I'm not a kind sir... I'm a dog!
Hey, how about you and me blow on this pop stand, doll?
Well, howdy do, my little kumquat?
I'm Rancid Rabbit, mayor of this little berg.
[crashing]
A burger for a beauty?
[splashing]
Ow!
[twinkling]
Now you should really see a doctor about those eyes.
I've got a packed club out there and you just ate all the merchandise!
All you care about is making money, you're materialistical.
What's your point?
All you care about is making a pig out of yourself!
I only eat when I'm hungry!
- Yeah, 24 hours a day! - Do not!
- You do too! - Do not!
You do to!
[crashing]
[glass smashing]
[crashing]
What's the matter with you? Now you don't--
Where are my fire grilled burger bones?
No, the ball is glowing pink, it's oozing gum!
All those trapped workers are toast!
It's over, it's in the refrigerator, the door is closed,
the light is out, the butter's getting hard!
But wait, what's this?
[music playing]
[exploding]
Oh, no!
[cheering]
[groaning]
[popping]
And in a miraculous turn of events, Dog The Mighty has saved the day!
Hey, it's the mayor!
Whoa!
[salivating]
I can't decide what to eat first!
Hurry up, what's the difference?
There's four ingredients in everything!
Bur-ri-to...
Yeah, yeah, just eat your food and let's go!
Oh, wait, I almost forgot!
Unhand that burrito!
Hey!
How many times do I have to tell you?
No shirt, no shoes, no CatDog!
[sliding]
[screaming]
[groaning]
Cat, I paid for food and I didn't get food!
That no good, second rate, fast food rabbit!
He can't treat me like-- or you-- us like this!
We've been kicked out of much better two-bit restaurants!
Dog... you shall get your greasy, disgusting taco!
Even if I have to eat one myself!
[music playing]
What a sweet little baby.
[laughing]
Huh?
[screaming]
[gasping]
- Cat! - Woah, woah, what's the matter?
Cat, our friends are made out of meat!
Terrific!
We'll discuss it in the morning.
But it is morning, the dawn of a new day!
And I vow, as Cat as my witness,
that I shall never eat my animal friends again!
From now on, it is meat no more for me!
Dog, Dog, Dog, you're a canine, they named teeth after you!
You're a meat eating, flesh ingesting carnivorous beast!
What else you gonna eat?
[music playing]
Fruits and vegetables, fruits and vegetables, leafy greens!
[beeping]
Oh, finally some real food!