♪♪
-Mm. Hello. -Hello as well from me.
-If you're a central couple like us,
you need music that's going to get you in the mood.
-The mood for S-E-C-K-S.
Sex.
-And for decades no duo has been getting people
in the mood quite like T.T. and Mario.
-Back in the '70s,
T.T. and Mario gave us classic hits like "Royal Love."
-♪ You were my princess ♪
-♪ And you were the knight that slayed the dragon ♪
-♪ Come into my castle and bring that booty to your king ♪
♪ Wanna do it in the front? ♪
-♪ Front ♪ -♪ Wanna do it from the back? ♪
-♪ Wanna do it from the si-i-de ♪
-♪ Wanna do it from the other side ♪
-♪ And then sleep ♪
-T.T. and Mario were the soundtrack to our sexual lives,
but now they're going on almost 30 years of marriage.
-And I bet they are sonically exploring the hell out of that.
-Are you psychic?
'Cause yeah, with songs so real, they're right.
But they might also be wrong.
-That's confusing.
-Songs like "Cookin'."
-♪ I spent all day cooking for you ♪
♪ A sexy home-cooked meal ♪
-♪ Oh, baby ♪ -♪ Beef enchiladas ♪
♪ Lamb vindaloo and a giant loaf of sourdough ♪
-♪ Thank you for the delicious food ♪
♪ It really shows you care ♪
♪ But out of respect, let's hold off on sex ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm gonna take a nap on the terlet ♪
-We too damn full.
-Wow. Not sexy, but it sure was relatable.
-If you can relate, you're going to love T.T. and Mario's
new CD, "Married Too Long (Booty in the Rearview)."
-[ Laughs ] Is "booty in the rearview"
a fun, sexy pun? -No.
Let's listen to this ditty called "Booty on Time,
let's make an appointment for sex."
-♪ An appointment for sex ♪
-♪ Let's go on another date ♪
-♪ An appointment for sex ♪
-♪ Love, we can negotiate ♪
-♪ 9:30 ♪ -♪ I'm in the bathroom ♪
-♪ 10:30 ♪ -♪ I'm on a Zoom ♪
-♪ 11:30 ♪ -♪ My mom's in town ♪
-♪ 12:30 ♪
-♪ Well, I'm in the bathroom again ♪
♪ Well, we tried ♪ -♪ We tried ♪
-And don't miss the song
that's currently charting on the Billboard Top 100 million.
It's called "Let's Take a Bath Together."
Ooh, that sounds sexy.
-Don't get your hopes up.
-♪ Let's take a bath together ♪
♪ I can give you a massage ♪
-♪ How about this? ♪
♪ I bathe alone and you can sit back and watch ♪
-♪ Well, that's a deal ♪
-Oh, that was shorter than I expected.
-Sure was. But not every song is about
how sex gets to be a chore deep in a marriage.
-I'm listening.
-T.T. and Mario also did songs for several movie soundtracks,
like this one from "Oppenheimer" called "Boom."
-♪ Boom, pow, come in, girl, lay your body on top of mine ♪
-♪ Ooh, ow ♪ -♪ Ow, my back ♪
-What? -♪ Get the hell up off of me! ♪
-Okay. [ Explosion ]
-Oh, my God. We just invented a bomb.
-Was -- Was that song in a movie?
-Yes. It played in the lobby on the way out.
-[ Laughs ] I love lobby music.
-T.T. and Mario had so many songs for long-term couples,
like "Fell Asleep During Foreplay,"
"Can You Shower First?", "The Kids Are Still Awake,"
"I'm Just Gon' Lay Here," and "Let's Start Together
but Finish on Our Own."
-But they got really freaky
when Mario asked T.T. to mix things up in "Threesome."
-♪ I'm almost scared to say it again ♪
♪ But should we bring in a third? ♪
-♪ Who were you thinking? ♪
-♪ That little old lady from work ♪
♪ I can go on and get... you can get some sleep ♪
-♪ I'll say okay in the moment ♪
♪ And then I'm gonna key your Jeep ♪
-♪ My peeper's on fire ♪
-So order "Married Too Long (Booty in the Rearview)" today,
and T.T. and Mario will deliver each CD
to your house personally.
-Unless they are too tired or in the bathroom.
-T.T. and Mario, "Married Too Long (Booty in the Rearview)."
The whole album is only nine minutes.