(KNOCK ON DOOR)
It is adorable how he's stalking you.
Yeah, it is.
Go away!
(KNOCKING)
SHAWN: Milkman!
There are no milkmen anymore!
Cow!
You guys, you can't leave him out there, Angela.
I'm gonna leave him out there,
then I'm gonna kick his butt into the elevator.
Hi!
I'm not here for you, so cool your jets.
I'm only here to support my buddy
when he gets killed.
Go ahead, Shawn. Get killed, and let's get outta here.
Whoa, whoa. Angela, Angela.
Can I just tell you one thing?
Fine. You can say whatever you want
as long as it doesn't contain
the words "I," "love," or "you."
I "lover" you, too.
That's so sw... Whoa!
You think I'm goin' away? I'm not goin' away.
I live in your doorway now. You hear that?
I live here.
You do have to admire his persistence.
Yeah, well, he learned from the master.
(KNOCKING)
Hey! Can't take no for an answer?
If I say I don't want to see you,
then I don't want to see you! You got that?
Why is this boy lying in your doorway?
Ahhh! Daddy!
(LAUGHING)
Hi.
So are you going to invite me in,
or do I keep standing on this human doormat?
Yeah, that about explains the relationship.
What are you?
Boyfriend. Ex-boyfriend.
Do you see how she treats me,
my girlfriend's father?
Girlfriend's father, sir.
Why?
Because your girlfriend's father
happens to be a master sergeant in the United States Army,
who's here to recruit slackers like you
to this university's ROTC program!
Oh, and I thought you came here to see me.
Oh... Well... I... Uh...
Welcome to the Angela doghouse...
Sir.
Permission to get up?
Permission denied, punk who broke my baby's heart.
(LAUGHING) That's not the whole story, there, sir.
You just give me lip, boy?
SHAWN: Wasn't me. That was Cory Matthews!
CORY: How you doin', sir?
SHAWN: Run! Just run!
(FOOTSTEPS)
Well, mostly I'm here to see you.
You know what, I don't care why you're here.
I am so glad.
Good.
Now, what's the story with the boy-mat?
Story's over.
Yeah? Because he doesn't seem to know that.
Well, you know, that's his problem, not mine.
In other words, you don't want to talk about it.
Have you met my friends, Topanga and Rachel?
Good to meet both of you.
You know, the ROTC program is also for women.
Stop selling.
So, is Mrs. Moore in the Army, too?
Is she in the Army?
TOPANGA: Rachel...
I haven't heard Angela talk about her mom very much.
Is she in the ROTC? By the way, what does ROTC stand for?
It stands for, "Rachel ought to chill."
RACHEL: Oh, uh...
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
Angela's mother and I are no longer together.
I don't want to talk about it. Angela...
I don't want to talk about it because of Topanga.
My parents are going through the same thing.
Oh. I'm sorry.
So am I.
Well, you know, I'm gonna help you get over it.
And I'm gonna help you get over Shawn.
And I'm gonna help you get over Cory.
May I have your She beat attention, please.
It gives me great pleasure to present
Master Sergeant Alvin Moore,
who's here to talk about today's Army.
Having personally served my country in the Navy...
England doesn't have a Navy, you liar!
I don't know what we're doing here, anyway.
None of us are gonna join the ROTC.
What could this guy possibly say
that would interest us?
Anybody here unhappy with the way their life is going?
ś I don't know, but I've been told
Where the hell is everybody?
ś Where the hell is everybody?
Stop it. ś Stop it ś
You trying to be cute with me, boy?
Maybe.
Hey!
Where have you been?
We went to Burgers and Such.
We got you a burger, a fish fillet,
and a finger puppet.