It's been 2 weeks since the last time I'd seen my 'SourceFriends'.
Yikes.
I'd promise never to use that term again.
I wanted to check in, and see exactly what they were doing.
First stop on the list was Candace Carrizales' house.
I'll be honest, I expected her to be living in squalor.
Yet what I found out was surprising.
She has a beautiful home. She's even got the Harry Potter series!!!
I couldn't believe my eyes. Even her piano was unbelievably stylish.
*plays the piano*
Candace: What're you doing here?
Steven: I'm trying to figure out...
uh...
what all the hosts are up to I guess.
Candace: Oh this is fine.
Candace's situation...
surprised me.
I figured she would've landed on her feet.
But instead she was just...cutting coupons all day.
Candace: I just cut coupons all day.
I'm gonna buy this ham for $2.49
I'm gonna get a mango. Two for a dollar.
Instead of helping Candace look for a job, I humored her and let her show me some of her sword tricks.
Sure, it may have felt a little bit like charity, and I hate charity.
But in a way, it felt right.
Unfortunately, during the sword play, my carpal tunnel acted up. So we went inside to play a board game.
At the end of the day, it was nice seeing her again.
And it was nice to get her away from the coupons.
I just wish...I could write this off on taxes.
Then I went over to Ava's apartment, which is when I started getting really pissed.
Because all she wanted to do as well was play a goddamn board game.
Ava: Just playin' scrabble what's up with you?
Steven: Hey Derek.
My favorite part about playing a board game on the floor was how much it hurt my knees.
Uhhhhh... He shat, we shat...
by the s-sea shore
She shat...
Ava: sorry...
Steven: Oh my god it actually is a real word!
Derek: You're so stupid. *he and Steven laugh*
Steven: Bye guys. It's been a pleasure playing more board games.
Mike: Hey man, what's up?
Steven: Hey Michael. Um... I was curious if you were home.
I was gonna stop by today 'cause I'm filming a...a SourceFed "Where are they now?" video.
I can't tell if you're goofin' right now.
Hm. Ok gotcha.
I didn't wanna just reach out to the hosts, I wanted to see what happened to the crew of Sourcefed.
So I went to one of the ex-studio tech's apartments: Zach Taylor.
When he opened the door, I could hardly recognize him.
He seemed famished.
Turns out he's been living on ritz crackers for the past two months.
Zach: It should work.
Last on today's list was Audrie Davy.
Branded content producer. Whatever that means.
I forgot that Audrey wasn't able to wink her eyes due to a severe disease called...
oo..o-oolie...eye...eyeleisis.
uh...sh-she's a member of isis.
She couldn't wink becuase isis took her eyelids. *laughs a little*
After vetting Audrey, I went home to meet up with the boys to discuss future plans.
Once I made it into my house to get my keys, we went out to get some coffee and run some errands.
James: Have you ever cleaned your car!? Have you ever cleaned your car.
Steven: How do you live like this...
Cib: It's not mine! None of this is mine.
Steven: Why do you just have fuel injector cleaner!? Do you ever--
Cib: Ya never know, dude.
Steven: Honestly, in the right place, I would confuse this for barbecue sauce.
Cib: You ever had a sip of it?
I swear to god if he takes a sip of that dude, he will understand.
Steven: The seat doesn't even come up! What is this?!
This is the oldest car alive!
Is there a trick to getting this seat up?
Agh! Jeez--
Cib: There ya go.
Steven: Oh that's right, we might, um, have to get an office soon.
Not HAVE to, but might want to. So that's exciting.
Getting an office would make everything more convenient especially when we start working on our big project.
James: Does this car have power steering? 'Cause it's swaying.
Cib: It has power steering, James. I'm just swaying 'cause I'm drunk.
*Steven laughs*
Steven: One word title, short videos...
Hey Brett, are you available for about two minutes?
To talk, for a second?
Cib: Thank you for coming to me directly. I respect that about you.
Cib: It's kina like...a coincidence--
Steven: No--Brett's saying that it's not a coincidence. Brett's saying that you're copying him.
Cib: Brett... I just wanna say...it seems like it's more than a coincidence.
Steven: Oh my god.
Cib: To be honest...
I dunno. You think it's a coincidence? Really?
I think he could be right, y'know when I think about it.
Steven: He just went the exact opposite route of--
Cib: Nah, you're probably right. It probably is a coincidence--
Steven: Okay nevermind we solved it. He's copying him.
James: Byeee!
Steven: See ya dude. I'll talk to ya later.
Cib: I'm actually not copying him, by the way.
Steven: I know.
Cib: That's f*cking insane that one more tie to us.
Steven: No I know.
Cib: I've never even seen his channel in my life.
Steven: No.
Cib: Like, I will--I will...you could put me through a lie detector right now.
James: Dude I will, right now. Look at me, look at me. Look at me.
Eyeball to eyeball, that's how you do the test.
I'm gonna hold you pulse and I'm gonna read your 'y'.
Your y axis is bad, your x axis is...
Cib: Is really good.
James: He knows about 'x's.
Every question you get right, you feed me a bite. You understand?
Alright, question one:
Where were you
the last time
I didn't
see you...under me?
Cib: Disneyland, 1942.
Steven: After Cib passes James' test, we went to Best Buy to buy the new Lumix GH5.
Which got me thinking, maybe I don't want a camera that's not full-frame anyway.
We're not exactly sure what the next camera we need will be.
All we know is that it needs to be full-frame, 4K, with some foreskin left on the side.
On the way outta Best Buy we were confronted by Dare representatives who...
were not exactly sure if they were from Dare, but they seemed legit.
It's just that they told us not to donate on the Dare website.
Which was a little disconcerting.
Obviously, we were a little concerned for kids that weren't just in California.
So we scrapped the idea of two dollars because he wanted twenty-five.
So we gave them twenty-five dollars and Cib got a hat.
Which he uh...he lost almost right away.
We weren't about to pay $20 for a hat and then just leave it there.
There was only one more stop to make for the day.
Very recently, Cib lost an important family member:
His fish.
And he hasn't been the same since the funeral.
So I brought him over to Aquarium City to maybe just try and find him a new friend.
That's when Cib found the fish of his dreams.
*cheesy happy music plays*