- (React) Happy day, happy day!
You all, right now, are blessed with a gorgeous opportunity.
(Chris gasps)
To ravenously open up a bunch of perfectly wrapped gifts.
- Ooh! - (React) That's all you're doing!
- Presents!?
- Oh!
- Ooh!
- I love opening gifts!
- Yeah, I'm excited! - I know!
- I love my job. (both laugh)
- Can we keep them? - (React) No!
- Is it Christmas? - (React) No!
It is a baby shower, it's your baby shower.
- Oh, congratulations! - We're expecting!
- I'm about to give birth! - (React) Mmm.
You are surrounded by other friends and family,
and your best friend slides across the table to you, this gift.
(Jack laughs) - I'm already worried.
- Thank you, best friend.
- You're very welcome. (React laughs)
- This is a big table for the them slide. (laughs)
♪ Ah ♪ (laughs)
- The outside is amazing. (laughs)
- No! (laughs)
- I know what this is.
- (React) What is it, take it out! - For a baby shower?
(Jaime laughs)
- Would you? - Would you?
- After you! - Oh, please.
- Offensive, but she's looking out for me, you know?
- What is this?
(both laugh)
- Can't shake... (laughs)
- (React) What is it?
- It's a Shake Weight!
(both laugh)
Yo, I'm getting sweaty over here.
(both laugh)
- But you need to like, it's a neck...
- Ugh, I remember the infomercials for this baby.
- That's hilarious! - Ah!
- It would be hilarious. (laughs)
- I think it's hilarious.
- That's hilarious.
- Or you're saying like, lose the baby weight.
That's like a red flag.
- They know it's an insecurity of mine,
and I'm already gaining weight.
They're kind of an a-hole.
- I think it's good, because you're not thinking about your home gym,
you're thinking about their nursery.
- Me and my girl would be giving birth to a Shake Weight,
and then this is just another Shake Weight.
- (React) You're not supposed to shake your baby.
- Ah, you shouldn't shake the baby.
- (React) Don't do that.
Oh my gosh, happy birthday, it's your five-year-old's birthday!
(Jaime gasps)
- Ooh! - I have a kid now.
- (React) Five-year-old's birthday! - I have child!
Something has gone terribly wrong in my life. (laughs)
- (React) You're at the birthday party,
kids are there, family members,
kid's opening up presents, and then all of a sudden,
his aunt slides in this gift.
- Ooh. - Ooh!
- My son's aunt.
- Let's see.
- Come on, aunt, pull through.
- And he rips it open to find... - For a five year old.
Oh my... - Ay-yi-yi.
- Oh my God! - Oh yeah.
- Golly!
- iPhone, at a five year old though?
- You got it for my five year old kid?
- And I'm assuming... - Wow, spoiled.
- There was zero discussion.
- If I only download like Duolingo.
- Yeah, yeah. - School work.
- I got a whole list...
- (React) Go to town. - Of why this is bad.
- Mm-hmm.
- Social media, I don't wanna open them up to that,
also, I think like, I have to be media trained when I'm around this,
'cause people could be recording you.
- Your five year old starts posting viral TikTok clips of you.
(React laughs)
As you're like trying to make a sandwich and singing.
- My first instinct is bad.
- I will take it on behalf of my five year old.
- On behalf! (laughs)
- I think this is a great gift.
I'm much taller, bigger, and stronger than them.
I will take this, and this will be my gift,
and I will give them something else.
- You're gonna take this gift from your five year old child?
- I am, 'cause I could use a new iPhone.
(React laughs)
- I would keep this, 'cause I'm a terrible mother.
Then I would like, put rocks or something, and be like,
it was rocks! (Benison laughs)
- I would give my phone, give that to the kid.
Oh hey! - Oh!
- (React) Good gift!
- I'll switch and give my crappy phone to them.
- (React) You guys are evil. - Basically.
Which means that's a great gift.
- Great gift. - Yes.
- Great gift. (laughs)
- (React) I'm not even gonna tell you what the scenario is yet.
- Ooh mystery.
- (React) You're just like kicking it at home,
or like, in public, school,
you could be sitting at Starbucks, having coffee,
and a delivery person shows up
and presents you this box. (Jaime gasps)
- A restraining order. - (laughs) Yeah.
- (React) Oh, I wasn't expecting a gift.
- Oh, ooh! - Oh!
- It's another big box! - Yes!
- Okay, a star. - Oh boy, a star.
- An award.
- Yeah, like hey, you won a thing.
- Like A for effort.
- Trophy? - Dang.
- It's a star, I'm a star!
- Can I take it off?
- (React) Well, what's that first? - Is it, oh! (laughs)
- Ooh.
- (React) Alright what do ya got?
- Certificate of recognition.
- We are pleased to inform you that a star has been named in your honor.
- Gifted to you by your secret admirer.
- Oh. - Ooh, that's creepy.
- Secret admirer?
- I have a child already. - Oh, yeah. (laughs)
I have a family!
- It's giving stalker.
- Yeah, it's giving creeper. - It's giving stalker. (laughs)
- Good gift!
- (React) You don't know this person!
- I don't care!
- I feel like I am okay with it.
But then I start getting like somebody knows my address,
and that's what scares me, they're watching me somehow.
- I didn't think about that.
- Somebody knows where I live.
- This is a weird gift. - Yeah.
- It's a big burning ball of gas.
It's a bad gift. - Good gift.
- Give me a gift card, not a star.
- Dude, no way, dude. - Yeah, that's creepy.
- I don't care how much your admire me, dude.
- I mean, I'll keep the star, but I don't like what's going on.
- (React) Guys! - Yes.
- (React) Oh, I'm so sorry,
but your significant other just broke up with you.
It was a long relationship too, multi-year,
he or she sprung this on you today, broke up with you,
but is presenting you also with a breakup gift.
- It's a breakup gift. - Oh, breakup gift.
- It's not you, it's me, but here's a gift.
- I would love to break up if I get a gift.
- Woah, woah, woah, woah.
- ♪ Memories ♪ ♪ You're alone ♪
♪ You have no love ♪ (laughs)
- Memories, some moments stay in our hearts forever.
- Imagine if this was the actual gift,
and there were no photos. (both laugh)
- Be like you could fill it with your new relationship.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- It's a starter kit for the new one.
- Of all of our memories but you don't wanna be with me,
but you want me to stare at you all day.
(both laugh)
I'm gonna cry more. (laughs)
- This has to be one of the most cruel things I can imagine.
- For sure. - Intense.
- Trying to like stir the pot, you know?
- You can tell it's a cheap picture book.
(both laugh)
- Bad gift.
Yeah, take your memories somewhere else.
Back in the box!
- (both) Back in the box!
- It's a bad gift. Like, no one asked.
(both laugh)
- Ugh, I'm gonna say bad. - I'm gonna say bad.
- This is a full psychopath. - Yes.
- This is a full psychopath.
- (React) Guys, it's your wedding! (Chris gasps)
- Our wedding? - (React) Congratulations!
- Woo! - Yay!
- Let's go!
- Yay! (both laugh)
- (React) You just got married, everything's good,
and it's your wedding night, and you're doing the thing
where you sit around,
and you start opening all your wedding presents.
But this one is from your parents.
(Jaime gasps) - Okay.
- Oh.
- The 'rents. - Hmm.
- You can drop a prediction.
She whispered to me watch it be handcuffs.
(both laugh)
- Three, two, one. - ♪ Ah ♪
- Parents have given us... - Oh, hot!
- Interesting, you can pull that one out.
- (laughs) I told you! That's a good gift, you know what?
Listen to me, no! (laughs)
- From our parents? - (React) From your parents.
- Mm, no.
- Why mom, why mom?
- Oh my God, sexy!
- Oh lord.
- Oh my God!
- BDSM stuff, I love it.
Whose cool parents are these?
- My parents are disgusting then.
- They nasty!
- You're now thinking what I am, right?
Ugh, they gross!
- I don't know why I have all of it over here.
- Yeah. (laughs) Taking it home.
- Oh... (whip cracks)
- Interesting.
- I know where this goes.
(Ashley gasps) It's soft!
(whip cracks) - Oh! (laughs)
- Ah! (both laugh)
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
(whip cracks) - Ooh.
(whip cracks) - Oh God!
- (React) Oh! (group laughs)
- I'm okay! - (React) He's okay!
- I'm into it! (both laugh)
- (React) Good gift, bad gift! - Wow!
Now I know what to gift you for your wedding!
- Thank you so much.
- I think it's a great gift. (both laugh)
What else were my parents gonna get me?
- A good gift, yeah.
- I think it's such a good, fun present.
- Depending on the receiver,
it could be like this is amazing and hilarious.
Maybe we experiment? I don't know!
- I'm gonna say good. - I'm gonna say good!
- (React) Yeah! - Really?
- Yeah!
- They really care for our happiness!
- (React) Will you talk to them about this?
- Never! (laughs) (both laugh)
- Did you use it?
I'd be like no comment. (both laugh)
- The last thing I want is my parents asking me
like hey, how was the stuff we bought you?
- (React) Did you like the ball gag?
Oh yeah, moving on! - Yeah, exactly!
- Could you imagine? (laughs)
- (React) It's your 10th wedding anniversary.
- Ah. - Oh!
- Yay! - We made it that long!
- We're like aging so well.
- (React) I know! - We're aging!
- (React) And you get this from your spouse.
- This better be good, 10 years is a long time.
- And you know what?
If it's bad, you know, it's cool.
- Ah.
- Oh. (both laugh)
- Oh!
- This looks like you get it from a gas station, bro.
(Chris laughs)
- (React) That's precious metal.
- One of those amulets, or necklaces that like go together.
- I think it says best friends. - It says best friends.
- It says best friends.
- Be fri. - Be fri! (laughs)
- Why not best partner? Why not best...
- Best partner would be weird as well.
Was there a ranking system? Where are the other partners?
- After 10 years, you don't even get a magnetic one?
How could you?
- ♪ Best friends ♪ (both laugh)
- (React) Bing!
- Wow, we just Freaky Friday-ed.
(React laughs)
- It's a bad gift.
- I'm gonna go with bad.
- Come on, it's awful. What are you, kidding me, man?
What is this?
- Next year would be the divorce papers for me.
That would be my gift.
- This is a bad gift, it's a bad gift.
- I would be so sad and heartbroken.
- It's so funny. - It is.
- I love it. - I think it's cute.
- Yeah, I like it.
- (React) He or she revealed what they did was
they took your wedding ring and they melted it down,
and had your wedding ring turned into this.
- Without consulting!? - I would be pissed!
- Is there a worse gift option?
- There's no way for me to get more bad.
- (React) It's a sweet 16 party!
- Hey! - Ooh!
- (React) Sweet 16 gift from a father to a daughter.
- Come on, Dad. Is it a car?
- Oh, good gift, good gift. (React laughs)
- Is this real? - (React) Yeah!
(Jaime gasps)
- Oh, [censored] yeah. Oh hell yeah.
- Maybe I shouldn't point it at anyone.
- Like I was talking about earlier, zombie apocalypse.
- You got a crossbow!? - Best dad of the year.
(man screams)
- Okay, that's kinda cool. - That is kinda cool.
- Ah! (man screams)
- Oh, it flew!
- A guy comes in your house. Boom, Darryl Dickson!
Pop, dude's gone.
Zombie apocalypse breaks out, it's 2023.
- (React) Uh-huh.
- We've seen crazier things happen.
- (React) Uh-huh. - Bop, zombie's dead.
- Not to be sold below 18 years of age.
- (React) Uh-oh. - Oh.
My mom would be mad.
Be like dad, why did you do that?
- Any girl going through her Hunger Games phase.
- (laughs) Yes, yes! - Would love this!
- Maybe he's like you and me, go on a trip,
and like shoot straws and stuff.
- (React) Accent. (laughs)
- You really channeled.
- I like it. - I like it too, break the law.
- It also says like my dad trusts me to not kill anyone, you know?
- Yeah! (Jaime laughs)
- Good gift! - Great gift!
- Reiterate! - Great gift!
- Good gift!
- (React) Bad gift? Oh!
- A lot could go wrong.
- Bad. - (React) What?
- Yeah. (laughs) - (React) After all of that?
- After saying you liked it?
- Yeah, it's going in my closet, I'm not using it.
- Oh. - This is a bad gift!
- She's coming home with me!
- This is why it's a bad gift! You just awoke something.
(React laughs)
- (React) Alright, moving on, graduation!
- Oh!
- (React) You all just graduated!
- Which one, which graduation? - ♪ As we go back ♪
- Is it my college? - ♪ We remember ♪
- (React) Your high school graduation. - Yeah, I'm thinking high school.
- Oh no, not again. - Oh wow.
- (React) Boom, this present is also from your parents,
at your graduation party, in front of your friends and family.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. From the parents.
- Ooh. - It's a heavy gift!
- Wow! - Is it a puppy?
- (React) No!
- Oh. - Oh!
Oh.
- (laughs) A suitcase.
- Yay! - Get out!
- They're paying for my trip to Europe!
- This is effectively your parents
playing Closing Time at the end of the night,
that's what this is. - No, no, no.
- Okay, see, I would've loved this,
if right in here was just waddles of cash.
(Julia laughs)
- Oh, and there's a little bag inside the bigger bag!
- Love.
- This elevates it to an even better gift.
- Better gift.
- Oh, it's a set. That's really cute.
- This is nice.
- Damn, but I'm a high schooler, do I know?
I'm probably like oh, what? - Yeah.
- You got me a bag, dude? (Julia laughs)
- I think if we're going on a trip, I'm excited.
If you're telling me to move out,
I don't know where to go.
(both laugh)
- Look at that. I would appreciate it,
'cause they would know I'm a traveler.
- I agree, I think this is a great gift.
If you get a good thing of luggage, as an adult.
- Pragmatist in me says yes, good gift.
- It is a very good gift.
- This is nice. - Practical.
I'm gonna use it. - Perfect for carry on.
Thanks Mom!
- Ooh! - (React) Ooh! (laughs)
- We are like not agreeing! (laughs)
- I think it's a great gift, but I'm a high schooler,
I don't know any better. - Oh.
- You're telling me to get out, bad. (laughs)
If you're telling me to stay, good.
- I love it. - Yeah?
- It's a great gift.
- What if I'm like Jaime, get out of the house?
- Okay. - Oh!
- I'm gone anyway! (laughs)
- (React) Oh, it's been a long career and it's your retirement party.
(Chris gasps)
- Ooh, we 65! - Oh, God, my back!
- We're like 65 now.
- (React) If you're lucky! - Is that the retirement age?
- I'm trying to retire tomorrow! (both laugh)
- This is a fantasy realm. - So long!
- We worked so long and hard.
- Because I have enough money to retire.
- (React) Everybody's patting you on the back,
they're saying congratulations.
They all pulled together and got you a gift.
- That's nice. - How thoughtful, I already love it.
- You shouldn't have. - Yeah, stop.
- (React) You're leaving the rat race,
but they want you to remember them.
- Oh, thank you so much, everyone!
- (React) From this gift.
- Everyone at the office. - I know, oh my God, so...
(laughs)
- Oh my goodness!
- Oh! - You bastards!
- What, why, what is it? - Oh!
- Sorry, my, it's my east coast attitude.
- How you grabbed it from the tail! (laughs)
- I don't wanna touch it!
- (React) That is the representation of a real life rat.
- Oh, like a real life rat.
- The only way that this counts as a good gift,
if I work in like, vaccine creation,
or like, cosmetic testing.
- I like gray rats. (group laughs)
- Not to say, but... - Not to be picky,
but white rats have very scary red eyes.
- You can't return a rat, can you? (laughs)
- I don't know, I think rats are kinda cute.
- This is Charles.
- (React) Ooh! - Charles.
- Five dollars for a photo though.
- Aww! - Get it off my shoulder!
- (React) What's his name, Jack? - Get it off, get it off!
- (React) Your coworkers got you a pet rat
for your retirement party,
so you would not forget them in the rat race.
- I like that pun. - No!
- That's really cute. - Jaime!
- I appreciate a good pun. - No, yeah.
- But not when it has lasting consequences.
- (React) Rats are great pets. - Of caring for life.
Pfft, a puppy, to always remember the puppy race!
- Come on, it's a no-brainer.
- That's not. - No-brainer, bad gift.
- Bad. - (React) No-brainer. (laughs)
- Yeah!
- I think it's a good gift. I do.
I really like animals,
so if you get me an animal, I'm gonna like it.
I'm confused, but I am gonna take care of it.
- So what am I supposed to tell my husband, you know?
Like hey babe, I got us a rat.
(React laughs)
- Bad. (group laughs)
- Really? - There is nothing,
like, don't give me a rat.
- I like it. - (React) Okay.
- You can have my rat. I don't want it. (laughs)
- Okay, sure!
- (React) Okay, you guys, you're not married yet,
but you're about to be.
- Oh!
- Ooh! - I'm excited.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
- (React) Tonight is your bachelor party.
- Ooh ooh!
- Let's go, let's go, let's go! - Oh, ooh!
- (React) Or your bachelorette party!
- We actually booked it at the same location, double booked.
- Mm!
- (React) Your future spouse says
I want you to have the best time of your life.
No holds barred, I'm not asking no questions,
but you have to take this gift with you.
- Oh. - Okay.
- It's like soon to be...
(Julia laughs)
- No way, no! It's a shock collar?
- (laughs) Wait, what? - No!
- What!?
- (React) And you have to give the remote to your friends.
- Oh, I thought this was like a Fitbit, wow.
(Jack laughs)
(collar beeps)
- (gasps) Sorry! (React laughs)
- Scared me so much! I thought it was gonna shock me!
- I'm so sorry!
- Oh! (collar buzzes)
(Jeannie gasps) (Chris laughs)
- The surprise! - Ah!
- Oh, fuh! (laughs)
Is it on your thumbs? - Yeah.
- You sure? - Of course I'm sure.
(collar buzzes) (Ashley laughs)
- Oh! (both laugh)
- Oh! - Ah!
- Oh my God, right? - Oh, oh!
- (React) What level are you at?
- Six! - (React) It goes up to 16!
- I know! - No!
- I have ears, I have eyes.
I'm aware that you're raising the number.
I'm not gonna put it on my hand.
- (React) Wait, did you raise the number?
- I did. (laughs) - Yes!
- Oh, try 10! - No!
(both laugh)
[Censored] oh! (both laugh)
- This is cool, I mean... - Jaime!
(collar buzzes) Ah!
I almost died!
- You asked me to go higher!
- It was a great gift. - Bad gift!
- This is a great gift, that was fun.
- I wouldn't trust my friends. That's why.
- Bad, bad! - Bad gift.
- This is good, because I trust my friends.
Mm-hmm. - I'd say good.
- Dude, that got me sweatin'. - Oh no. (laughs)
(Noah barks) (both laugh)
- (React) Terribly sorry for your loss.
- Oh no.
- (React) Your grandfather was a great, great human.
Welcome to your inheritance reading.
This is from your grandfather.
- Let's go! - Oh.
Damn. - Let's go grandpa, lookin' out!
- His teeth.
- (React) This is kinda like your inheritance.
- His teeth?
Is that what you think your grandfather is going to leave you?
- Thank you, Pappy. - Gimme a car, baby!
- Woah! - Ooh!
- (gasps) What!? (Ashley laughs)
- A map? (Chris laughs)
- It's a treasure map! - (React) Oh!
- I touched this like I'm gonna get cursed by G-Papa.
(both laugh)
The spirit of G-Papa!
- This is like unlocking the greatest side quest of all time.
- We're going to find treasure, baby!
I feel like Nicholas Cage!
- (both) Oh!
- That's a nice compass.
Bro, my grandpa's doing the most, dude. (laughs)
- Yeah! - Like what?
- He had a secret life going on!
- So our grandfather was a pirate?
- Thinking about my own grandfather,
this is way out of left field. (laughs)
- That's so fun!
- He like knew when he was dying.
He's like I'm gonna plan like two years in advance.
- (React) So there is an inheritance, but you need to find it.
- We have to find it.
- (React) How are we feeling?
- So I'd say good gift, fun. - That's such a good,
it's a fun... - Fun gift.
- (React) Fun gift? - Good gift.
- Something to do with the family, maybe.
- I think this is great. - I think it's great.
- It's great. - What's the negative?
- (React) Good gift! - Good gift.
- Great gift! - (React) You guys are down, alright.
- Keeping us entertained.
- Dude, it's like The Goonies. This is a good gift.
- This is a great gift.
- Could you imagine you find the X,
and it's like real treasure was the memories of the journey.
- (React) Might be! Would that be okay?
- I would be okay with it. - I'd still be okay with it.
- I'd be okay with it.
- (React) Last one, guys, Valentine's day!
- (both) Ooh!
(React purrs) - Love is in the air!
- Oh!
- (React) It's been a great day.
You guys just got back from dinner,
you're back at the house.
- Mm. - (React) The candles are lit.
The music is bumpin', everything's smooth,
everything's good, it's super romantic,
and your lover... - Mwah!
- (React) Presents you with this gift.
- Not the memory book one, not... (Benison laughs)
- It feels like Van Gogh is about to happen,
like an ear's in here.
- Oh!
- What, bro?
- Um. (laughs) - Hmm...
- It says hall pass.
- Wait, that's so funny.
- We've all seen the movie with Owen Wilson, wow.
- It's magnetic! (both laugh)
- That's what matters! You can put it on the fridge!
- It's cool because we both have hall passes,
and we're like lovers,
and it's like you understand my needs.
- I know... - I understand your needs.
- This could get people mad. - Yes.
- Or, this could be like the really good thing
for some couples too.
- Yeah, this is very specific.
- If you go up to someone, and be like
I'm in a relationship, I'm married,
but my partner gave me this. (Benison laughs)
So I can hook up with you.
This is like the most ick giving thing I've ever seen in my life.
(both laugh)
- It would ruin my day, I think.
- Really? - I'd be sad.
'Cause you're spending all day with me,
but like, you are showing you want to be with somebody else.
- I like it. - (React) Yeah?
- Yeah, it's a good way of like, bringing up the conversation.
- In the specific Valentine's Day scenario,
why would you bring up a hall pass? (laughs)
- It's a bad gift. - Yeah, bad gift.
- You know what this tells me?
That they already have someone in mind.
- It's a bad gift. - Bad gift.
- (React) Boom. (laughs) - Odd intentions.
- Bad! (React laughs)
Wow, wait, walk me through it!
- Maybe this was the hint,
being like I wanna get a little freaky.
I would decorate it better.
The magnetic is like it's hanging on the fridge every day,
where it's like don't forget!
- Nah dude, no, man.
I would never do that to my girl.
- Bad.
- (React) Bad gift, good gift.
- Woo! - Loyalty, people, loyalty!
- Okay, wait, loyalty is great. I agree with that.
- (React) Alright guys, we have done the gift journey,
you've opened a bunch, you've liked some, you've hated some.
What was your favorite gift today? - The star.
- (React) Liar, crossbow. (laughs)
- Oh yeah, you're right, crossbow, I forgot about the crossbow!
- I think my favorite gift was from my parents.
That one made me laugh, it really did.
All of the BDSM gear.
I think it's so uncomfortable, I think it won't be used,
I think it'll be thrown away, but it made me laugh.
- I'm gonna just say the dog collar was
really exciting to play with.
(React laughs) It was really fun.
- I wasn't expecting that! - I thought that was fun, yeah.
- The one from the parents, the kinky gift,
I'm like I don't have to buy that myself,
like someone else had to go through it,
and put it on their cart and buy it.
- (React) Thanks mom, thanks dad.
- Not the rat for me. (React laughs)
Definitely not the rat.
I'm gonna say the iPhone. (both laugh)
Only 'cause I'm gonna steal it from my kid.
(React laughs)
- Well, I'm gonna say the adventure,
but in reality, it's the BDSM.
That's a good one. What, it's a fun gift!
- It's the BDSM. - BDSM.
- Crossbow. (React laughs)
- Yeah, yeah, that was pretty good! - The crossbow one.
- That was pretty awesome! - That one was so epic!
- The wedding BDSM stuff was funny and great.
- That was really fun too.
- But the crossbow's definitely the coolest one.
- Yeah, that one was the dopest.
- So far.
Poof. (man screams)
Yes.
- (React) What level was that? - It's three.
- (React) It goes up to 16. - Damn.
- Just, okay. - You have to hold onto it.
You gotta just stay there. (React laughs)
(collar buzzes) - Ooh!
- You could feel it through that?
- Oh [censored], it's like worse through that!
Sorry, fudge! (both laugh)