♪ Look, ♪
♪ you know me, ♪
♪ I be hopping on the freeway ♪
♪ Since he ain't rap ♪
♪ I'mma take the place o' CJ ♪
♪ I know you getting money ♪
♪ Got another set up biz ♪
♪ Congratulations ♪
♪ I see you got another set of twins ♪
♪ I don't care if they fraternal ♪
♪ They get a shelf for stuntin' ♪
♪ He on your sack ♪
♪ He giving you a bell for nothin' ♪
♪ And this the flow that got y'all stuck ♪
♪ And since you on this beat ♪
♪ That's why they put you in a hot dog truck. ♪
(crowd cheering)
- Somebody get this (beep) please.
- Get me DC Young Fly.
(crowd cheering)
Get me Charlie Clips.
(crowd cheering) (disappointed groan)
Careful.
- You know I'm a gentleman,
lesbians first, man.
(audience oohs)
- [DC] If I'm a lesbian, boy your ass up here
built like a auntie,
uglass (beep) (indistinct).
(laughter and clapping)
With no kids, uglass (indistinct)
- Hey, do me a favor,
go like this again.
And then stop.
Don't look like a city trans mannequin?
If you don't get you (laughs)
(crowd laughs & applauds)
- Okay,
hold up.
One (beep) (indistinct)
your glucose level high as hell,
uglass bruh.
(laughter)
- [Charlie] Ey, ey, ey, ey, ey.
Listen, man,
I saw that movie How High
and what I want to know is how high
was the (beep) that gave you that role?
Your acting in that movie was very
- [DC] Lemme tell you something.
- was very, um
- Whoa, shakey, shakey. - [Charlie] Exactly.
(audience laughs)
- [DC] Okay. Okay, okay.
(audience chattering and cheering)
- (beep), I know you ain't talking.
(crowd hollering)
Okay?
(whistle blows)
(beep) that, your weave
been blastin' all day (beep).
(audience cheering and laughing)
(laughter)
- You.
Out!
(cheering)
- [Referee] I like it.
That's how you started off.
Give me Charlie Clips.
I need you here.
Clips,
(cheering and booing)
Give me Conceited,
I need you right here.
(cheering and booing)
Come on.
Con, are you ready?
- Ready.
- Clips, ya ready?
- Let's get it.
- Right on, bro.
- You so fat, the pastor couldn't even
lift your spirit.
(cheering)
- Way to go, Conc.
- [Charlie] This what happens when a Haitian woman
put all her jewelry on a voodoo doll,
if you don't get your little body up-
(laughter)
(Conceited laughs)
- [Conceited] Why the hell y'all got me
going against some Malcolm XXL?
(laughter)
- This (beep) look like
the world's most expensive wind up toy.
Yeah.
Cut the beat.
(laughter)
- (beep), you brush your teeth with food.
(laughter)
- That, what?
(whistle blows)
- Hey, you
out!
- [All] Got damned.
(ding)
(cheering)
- Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome
to the 39th Wild 'N Out spelling bee.
Right.
Where, in this game,
we use cast members as a letter
to complete a word, okay?
So the first word I have for you
is Mississippi, right?
- Okay. - Okay, cool.
So I'm gonna give you some letters.
M I S S I S S I P P
stop.
Now outta everybody on the cast,
which cast member will you use
to fill in the last letter of Mississippi?
(laughter)
- Jack.
- And why is that?
- 'Cause I only need one eye.
(audience laughs)
(ding)
- [Charlie] Thank you for playing.
(audience cheers)
Nicholas.
- [Nick] Yeah.
- Welcome to geography, Nick.
- Thank you, Mr. Clips.
- As you know, there has been
many explorers of the world.
A few of them think that the world,
which we call Earth,
is flat
and some think that Earth is round, right?
- Right.
- [Charlie] So I brought a special globe
that I want you to take a look at.
And after looking at this globe,
I want you to tell me what you think the earth is,
whether it's round or flat, okay?
- Okay. - Okay, cool.
Justina.
(laughter)
Bend over, please.
(cheering)
Take a look at this globe.
After closely examining this globe,
what do you think the earth is?
- Flat. (laughs)
(audience cheering and booing)
- Thank you. Thank you. (buzzer)
(repeated dinging)
♪ Who we introducin'? ♪
♪ This right here my moms ♪
♪ She took care of me and my brothers ♪
♪ That is not a joke, y'all, ♪
♪ This is really my mother ♪
- Yeah!
(cheering)
♪ Who we introducin'? Who we introducin'? ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Come on, come on ♪
- Your topic is wrestling.
♪ I'm slammin' your mother ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ I say, I'm slammin' your girl ♪
♪ I said I'm slammin' your girl ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Off the top rope ♪
♪ All the top rope ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
- Tag team.
♪ Tag team ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
♪ Finish move ♪
♪ Now you wild out ♪
- I'm done.
(laughter)
(ding)
Come on.
- The scene is a karate dojo.
(audience cheers)
(punching sound effects)
- Morphe (laughs)
Neo, you must believe you are the one
in order to be the one.
(laughter) (ding)
- Hold on.
- Round one, fight.
(effortful noise)
Subzero wins.
(laughter)
- Ah, that's right. (ding)
(audience cheering)
- [Charlie] Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
(grunting)
(exhales)
Bet you ain't never seen a fat dude
packin' like this.
(laughter)
(audience cheers) (ding)
(laughs)
(cheering)
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
♪ You a lie without the truth ♪
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
♪ I'm in the studio, in the booth ♪
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
♪ You a dog without the Snoop ♪
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
♪ You say you lost weight, where's the proof? ♪
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
♪ Smile, where's your tooth? ♪
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
(cheering)
♪ In the juice ♪
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
(applause)
♪ Wild Sauce ♪
(applause)
'Scuse me.
(laughter)
Excuse me, if you don't mind.
Going after the most gangster one.
(laughter)
Conceited droppin' a album this year.
(laughter)
- Why is that funny?
- You been making a mix tape for six years, (beep)
(laughter)
♪ Look, look ♪
♪ The kids brought me back from the dead ♪
♪ Me and Chico Bean got the same ol' head ♪
♪ And I can tell you a downass sister ♪
♪ I'm sorry, baby girl, 'cause I'm a clownass (beep) ♪
♪ Understand, baby girl, this legit ♪
♪ Let's play a game called tag and you're ♪
♪ It ♪
(laughs) (ding)
(audience cheering)
Wussup? Wussup?
Boy, wussup?
My brother DeVito is so fly.
- [Audience] How fly is he?
- He was born in Atlanta,
then went back to his country
and brought one of the flies with him
'cause if you (stammers)
(laughter)
(ding)
♪ Five, ten, fifteen, twenty ♪
♪ Hands up, get that money ♪
♪ Five, ten, fifteen, twenty ♪
♪ Hands up, get that money ♪
♪ First off, I'm a hustler ♪
♪ So I can show all y'all how to cope, look ♪
♪ First, you with the fan ♪
♪ You a baddie ♪
♪ But I'mma need that notebook ♪
♪ Now everybody take your phones out ♪
♪ Or your phone's gotta have Clips on ♪
♪ Hey shorty, there with the pocketbook ♪
♪ Hold it up again with the lips on ♪
♪ Ey, New School ♪
♪ You already know how we coming through ♪
♪ She holdin' up them headphones ♪
♪ But I could bet on what that booty do ♪
♪ Me and Charlie Clips going crazy ♪
♪ When our mini trip drip like a mop ♪
♪ Keep holding up that damn hat ♪
♪ You gonna have to get one of us on top ♪
♪ Five, ten, fifteen, twenty ♪
♪ Hands up, get that money ♪
♪ Anybody wanna buy a gun ♪
♪ Holla at a son ♪
♪ 'Cause I got me a .22 ♪
♪ Okay, how much for those headphones? ♪
♪ I could block out the new school ♪
♪ Okay, we got old TV for sale ♪
♪ It's not new, it's full of plasma ♪
♪ I'mma bend you over then ask ya ♪
♪ You gotta pump Ma, I give asthma ♪
♪ That's okay, here we go. ♪
♪ How much that cost, five stacks? ♪
♪ Pregnancy tests ♪
♪ Ey, yo Nick, I think you better buy that ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Five, ten, fifteen, twenty ♪
♪ Hands up ♪
- Your topic is your mama jokes.
(cheering)
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
♪ Eman, shut up ♪
♪ Show some respect ♪
♪ 'Cause your mother look like the donkey off Shrek ♪
♪ Donkey off Shrek ♪
♪ Fat but don't do it ♪
♪ Your mother is built just like a building ♪
♪ Built like a building ♪
♪ She's thick and she swervin' ♪
♪ Your mother look like Nick with no turban ♪
♪ Mama jokes ♪
♪ Why even bother? ♪
♪ You know who your mom look like? ♪
- Who? ♪ Your father ♪
(indistinct) ♪ Pick up and kill it ♪
- Your topic is New York slang.
♪ Okay, word to my mother ♪
♪ These ain't Timbs, this is butters. ♪
♪ I call you my son ♪
♪ 'Cause you shine like no other ♪
♪ I shine like no other ♪
♪ 'Cause the world not used to me ♪
♪ Chico, wild funny ♪
♪ Your joke's mad stupid, B. ♪
♪ You say I'm stupid ♪
♪ You know how this goes ♪
♪ You really need to lose weight ♪
♪ And I'm deadass, bro ♪
♪ Oh, you deadass, bro? ♪
♪ Well, what's under that hat? ♪
♪ Gotta mind like Megamind ♪
♪ And (beep), that's a fact ♪
♪ You say that's fact ♪
♪ But you sus, I don't trust you ♪
♪ Say that there again ♪
♪ And I just might have to snuff you ♪
♪ Ey, (indistinct) ♪
♪ Let 'im know that we always make new words ♪
♪ Like, like, like, like, like, like to her ♪
- Ey.
♪ Like, like, like, like, like to her ♪
- One more time.
♪ Like, like, like, like, like to her ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and kill it ♪
- Your topic is stuntin'
♪ Aight, look ♪
♪ I pick up and kill it ♪
♪ Y'all know how I- ♪
♪ Hol' up, ♪
♪ Clips know the party don't start 'til I show up ♪
♪ Diamonds and watches that look like I'm- ♪
♪ Man, so what? ♪
♪ My pockets are Big Mac ♪
♪ That mean that they swole up ♪
♪ I don't just spit, man ♪
♪ I'm sick so I ♪
♪ Throw up ♪
♪ I got a Lambo ♪
♪ You know that the door up ♪
♪ It's so many women in- ♪
♪ Yo, hey, what's the hol' up ♪
♪ Like shorty, right here ♪
♪ You so bad, man, you so tough ♪
♪ You can come back to my crib ♪
♪ And I'm go nuts ♪
♪ Women in here, pick some more ♪
♪ For the both us ♪
♪ Like shorty right here ♪
♪ You know I'm a driller ♪
♪ I call her, she pick up ♪
♪ You know I'm a killer ♪
♪ Pick up and kill it and kill it and ♪
(audience cheering)
- Okay, your word is persecute
- Persecute?
- Persecute.
♪ Aight, look ♪
♪ With all of these words ♪
♪ I can work a group ♪
♪ I like what you wearing, ladies ♪
♪ Go and work them boots ♪
♪ And I can buy new bag ♪
♪ 'Cause you work the loot ♪
♪ I have them girlfriend like ♪
♪ "Oh, that purse a'cute" ♪
(cheering and laughter)
- Wussup? Wussup?
(applause)
(strong beat plays)
Yeah.
♪ Nicholas boy, you a liar ♪
♪ I know what really happened between you and Mariah ♪
♪ You ain't ever supply 'er ♪
♪ Your whole relationship washed up ♪
♪ I hope my (beep) Squishy had brought you a dryer, yeah ♪
♪ It ain't your fault Mariah left you ♪
- Drake? (cheering)
(ding)
(cheering intensifies)
- Turn me up a little louder, Nick.
I need some water.
(overdramatic cough)
Need a little water.
♪ I said, yo. ♪
♪ I said, yo, aight ♪
♪ Styles, I got it. ♪
♪ Yeah, don't make you send a shot to you ♪
♪ I did a song with Mariah before you even had got with her ♪
♪ I black out like it's Gothika ♪
♪ Ha! I need more water. ♪
- Jadakiss.
(audience cheers)
That was a good impression, (indistinct)
♪ I put the cookies in the oven 'til the bake is done ♪
♪ And told the whole world that Drake got a son ♪
♪ If I was a kid, I'm in the classroom ♪
♪ I make noises like I just smelled the bathroom ♪
♪ Eugh. Yuck. ♪
- Pusha T?
- Ah, yeah.
(cheering)
Ah, my brother, Nick,
what I wanna say is this.
This is my brother right here.
And as you can see,
I'm down with Incredible Records,
you understand what I'm saying?
Since he can't speak,
I'mma tell you the truth.
They not paying like I thought they would.
(audience laughs)
I'm sorry.
And I know you're a recording artist
so I figured this is my opportunity
to get off his label and on yours.
So I wrote a song, let me know.
♪ Nick not paying like he should ♪
♪ Nick not- ♪
(laughter)
(ding)
(laughter)
Thank you.
- You know what the ladies saying-
- They was doin' me right-
- I'm Cynthia (indistinct)
- (indistinct)
- Yo, my fault, y'all.
Yo chill, (beep) bugging, yo.
Conc, I'm talkin' what I'm doin', you buggin'.
- Man, shut up.
- [Conceited] Bro, this is a show.
- [Charlie] Yo. I'm not joking right now.
You (beep) (beep)
- [Conceited] (indistinct) (beep)
- [Charlie] You keep talkin' and (indistinct)
Yo, Con, what do you keep talking for then?
(audience cheers)
- [Conceited] Seriously.
- [Charlie] Seriously what, bro?
- [Conceited] Bro, bro, bro.
- [Charlie] What?
- Yo, (beep) chill, man.
- Yo, what're y'all-
- [All Three] Got him!
(audience laughter and cheers)
(screaming)
(dinging)
(airhorn)
- [Charlie] ATL, turn up.
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
- 'Cause I've been in the gym.
- Yeah right.
(laughter)
- [Charlie] Can I make my announcement please?
- Yeah yeah, go ahead, my bad.
Make your announcement.
- ATL, turn up again?
- [Audience] Turn up for what?
(laughter)
- 'Cause I've been in the gym
(laughter)
on the treadmill jogging the peaches and cream.
And now I weigh 112.
(laughter and cheering)
(beat plays)
♪ Yo, y'all know dude wrong ♪
♪ You look like you been in the oven on 450 for too long ♪
(audience laughs)
(ding)
♪ You ain't even worth clippin' ♪
♪ You so black that your skin tone is jerked chicken ♪
(laughter)
♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Look, watch your mouth ♪
♪ (indistinct) bought to let this (beep) (indistinct) ♪
♪ Let (beep) fly you off stage like candy (indistinct) ♪
♪ Me? I'mma let the (beep) sing like Diana Ross ♪
♪ (beep) the whole Team Revolution up (beep) ♪
♪ And the boss ♪
♪ I heard he got a new house now ♪
♪ How much his family cost? ♪
♪ I don't know but slide down the chimney ♪
♪ And hand the dog ♪
♪ And the cat right against the wall ♪
♪ Get the hamster off ♪
♪ What about the little hamster though? ♪
♪ Had to get him, he ran across ♪
♪ Watch your mouth, boy ♪
♪ 'Case you didn't get close, five ♪
(giggles)
♪ Yo what up, I'm Santa Claus ♪
♪ You get these gifts ♪
♪ You talkin' that (beep) ♪
♪ I could give a (beep) about a (beep) Clips ♪
♪ 'Cause I got a gage, I got a cannon ♪
♪ Y'all can't stand the whole stage go blammin' ♪
♪ I get crazy ♪
♪ I'm goin' in ♪
♪ And then (laughs) ♪
(audience cheers)
♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ You know us ♪
♪ We spit it so fire ♪
♪ You sit on a car ♪
♪ It turns to a lowrider ♪
(audience oohs)
♪ Team Evolution came to win ♪
♪ You so fat you make Fat Joe look slim ♪
(cheering)
(laughing)
♪ Whoa, I ain't gonna front ♪
♪ Shout out the cast from White Men Can't Jump ♪
(laughter)
♪ What's up with these wildin' out lames ♪
♪ Two boys that wanna play wildin' out games ♪
♪ I cut loose flow ♪
♪ Y'all pick up and steal it. ♪
♪ She take you home ♪
♪ But then you pick up and kill it ♪
♪ Watch your mouth ♪
♪ You must have gone and smoked the last shroom ♪
♪ 40 caliber, boom ♪
♪ And then it kicked you out the classroom ♪
(cheering)
(ding)
♪ Wildstyle ♪
- Turn it to one aight ass over there.
♪ Let me tell you the reason why I'm mad ♪
♪ 'Cause all you could use is iPhone and a iPad. ♪
♪ I don't even know why the five nine clappin' ♪
♪ You a pirate that can't say aye aye, captain ♪
(cheering)
(dinging)
♪ Look, you know me ♪
♪ I be hoppin' on the freeway ♪
♪ Since he ain't rap ♪
♪ I'mma take the place o' CJ ♪
♪ I know you getting money ♪
♪ Got another set up biz ♪
♪ Congratulations ♪
♪ I see you got another set of twins ♪
♪ I don't care if they fraternal ♪
♪ They get a shelf for stuntin' ♪
♪ He on your sack ♪
♪ He givin' you a bell for nothin' ♪
♪ And it's the flow that got y'all stuck ♪
♪ And since you on this beat ♪
♪ That's why they put you in a hot dog truck ♪
(audience cheers)
(ding)
- [Charlie] Somebody get this (beep), please.
♪ Wildstyle ♪
♪ Holla, how you feel about FatsDaBarber? ♪
♪ I'm in a bad mood, so I might smack the barber ♪
♪ Nah, nah, that's too easy ♪
♪ You gotta cut the barber ♪
♪ DC nappy-headed ass need to attack the barber ♪
♪ Pretty Vee sex tape out ♪
♪ Don't even play it ♪
♪ Santwon hold the mic like a- ♪
♪ Whoa, don't even say it ♪
♪ How old you think Bobb'e is? ♪
♪ 'Bout four, five with him? ♪
♪ Well, I got a four ♪
♪ And I'm gonna leave four, five in 'im ♪
♪ Hold on, hitman ♪
♪ He only four, but got five with him ♪
♪ If he got five with 'im, swimming pool, ♪
♪ They all dive with 'im. ♪
♪ What you think about his man? ♪
♪ He got nine pies in him ♪
♪ He got nine pies ♪
♪ Tweaking Matt down to five with 'im ♪
♪ And hold on, wait ♪
♪ Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on ♪
♪ Your float, go home, go home ♪
♪ You look like so on ♪
♪ I blow on ♪
♪ Go on, go on ♪
♪ I'm more proton ♪
♪ Follow along, follow along ♪
♪ yarmulke, go on, go on ♪
♪ Hold on ♪
♪ Wait a minute ♪
♪ I said yarmulke, but you white ♪
♪ Oh, you thought I said (beep) ♪
♪ And then his mama play my trunk like a Veronica ♪
(ding)
♪ Hold on, hold on ♪ - Hell yeah.
- No. DJ D-Wrek, (beep) that beat,
I don't like it.
Cut it off.
(airhorn) (audience cheers)
Time out.
Pillsbury Doughboy body,
you up here looking real soft to me.
You so fat that when you step on the scale,
that (beep) like "(beep), get the (beep) off of me."
(laughter)
- [Charlie] Ey, ey, ey.
Watch your mouth, little boy.
You probably can't even save your vows.
With this lumberjack joint on,
you look like the Bounty Man
on the little bit of paper towel.
(laughter)