- If you think you know the answer,
just hit the buzzer.
We surveyed 100 people.
We got top four answers, top seven answers on the board.
(machine clanking)
Name something you need for your December vacation.
(machine honking)
- A bikini.
(audience cheering)
I guess, you better do that, girl.
(Marcia laughs)
I'm putting on a bikini, I don't care what it is.
(machine buzzing)
- Sunglasses.
(machine buzzing)
Daine.
- I would say alcohol, Steve.
- Alcohol.
(audience cheering)
Alcohol.
(machine clanking)
(audience applauds)
- Who wants to play?
- [Daine] We're gonna play. - We're gonna play, Steve.
- They're going to play.
(audience clapping)
- [Participant] Good answer.
- It's Marcia?
[Marcia] Yeah, Marcia.
- Marcia?
- Yes.
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a medical doctor.
- Oh, excuse me.
(audience applauds)
- What type of doctor?
- So, I work in the field of research on HIV and TB.
- Oh, that's very important.
(audience clapping)
Well, you're the team captain,
introduce us to your team.
- So, this is my husband, Daine.
That is my cousin, Chrystal.
My niece, Loren-Leigh.
And, my baby brother, Christopher.
- Okay, good.
(audience applauding)
Well, welcome to the show.
- Thank you.
- Daine.
- Hi, Steve.
- I'm glad it took me a minute because over there
I was looking at it and I think I'm dyslexic,
so I thought I was Diane and I was struggling.
I said, I'm pretty sure this boy's name ain't Diane.
(audience laughs)
What do you do for a living?
- I'm a laboratory assistant at a University.
- A laboratory assistant?
- Yeah.
(audience applauding)
Laboratory.
Laboratory assistant, where I'm from, laboratory assistant.
Hi, Chrystal?
- Hi, Steve.
- What do you do?
- I'm a student at a university.
- Oh, okay.
What do you study?
- Humanities.
- So, when you get a degree in Humanities,
what kind of job do you qualify for?
- Well, it's a social studies degree,
so I want to be a writer.
- A writer?
- [Chrystal] Yeah.
- Oh, okay.
(audience cheering)
- See, I went to University, and I flunked out of college.
They put me out, they expelled me
because my grades were so poor.
And, I flunked out of school.
But I made it!
(audience clapping)
(Steve celebrating)
Yeah.
And, I started listening to a lot of choir music.
Got me some Guam choir music.
- You mean, Guam?
- Guam, yeah.
Guam, that's what it was.
Got me some Guam music, and then,
after I got me some Guam music,
got me some (indistinct) piano.
I got some of that, and then after that,
I got hold of me some quiet music.
Quiet music.
Yeah, I got all of that right there.
I haven't learned a damn thing, have I?
- Apparently not, Steve.
- Uh?
- I said, apparently not, Steve.
(audience laughs)
- Name something you need for your December vacation.
- I would say money, Steve.
- You need money.
(audience cheering)
(Machine clanking)
(audience cheering)
- Hello, Loren-Leigh.
- Hello, Steve.
- What do you do?
- I'm a teacher.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- With the hair and everything?
- Everything (laughs).
- Girl, you better go on in there.
(Loren-Leigh laughs)
Hello, students.
I decided to wear my December hair.
(audience laughing)
So, are you married?
- I'm engaged!
- What?
- Yeah.
(audience applauds)
- So, let me ask you, your fiance, is he here?
- No.
- No, so let me ask you a question.
When he met you, was your hair this color?
- No.
No.
- Are you crying?
- I guess it's all laughing (laughs).
I'm not crying, I promise you that.
- I've been funny, but I ain't been this damn funny.
(audience laughing)
She's laughing, just tears coming down.
(Loren-Leigh laughs)
I was gonna stop talking about your hair.
I thought I said something and I was really scared,
I went, oh, Jesus, she's crying.
So, when you told your boyfriend
that you were going to color your hair,
how did he like it?
- No, he's always in for anything,
like, hair color, I mean.
(audience laughing)
- Let me ask you a question, Christopher.
- Christopher.
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a Agribusiness consultant.
- Okay, I can't understand you, either.
Let me go back down here.
Okay, I want you to come all the way down here.
Come down.
- Oh, my goodness.
Around there?
- Yeah, just come right here.
Come stand right here, right here.
You're going to help me.
You're going to translate.
No, because she is a doctor,
so, she has to.
So, you have to help me.
- Okay.
- I asked her, did her fiance like her hair,
what did she say?
- Yes.
- She said, yes, because he is into that.
It doesn't matter.
He doesn't care.
- Oh, okay. That's what you said.
- Oh, my god!
You don't understand me.
- No, I didn't know.
No, I did not know what she said.
She said, "Yes because he is ..."
So, I went, I need some help.
I'ma go get an inter-family translator
'cause I can understand her.
Now, thank you.
Now, okay.
Now, look, I got to her answer first.
I'ma get you,
and then you stay right there,
'cause I already know we're going to have problems,
'cause when I asked him what he did,
I know what he said.
So, you stay right here.
Name something you need for your December vacation.
- I would say a family.
- A family.
- Yes.
(machine beeping)
- All right, only one strike.
Christopher, what do you do?
- I'm an Agribusiness consultant.
Agriculture.
- Oh, agriculture business consultant.
- Yeah, we just shorten it, Agri - business consultant.
- Oh, Agribusiness.
You shorten it.
- Yeah.
- See, I didn't know what that was.
When you said Agribusiness consultant,
I did not know.
Okay, so, I'm not gonna have no trouble with you?
- No.
- So, you can go back, thank you.
Okay.
Name something you need for your December vacation.
- I would say your visa or your passport.
- You need your visa or your passport.
(audience cheering)
(machine beeping)
- Well, I see here, we got two strikes now.
We need to be careful, okay?
The Chirwa family can still.
Name something you need for your December vacation.
- Food, Steve.
(audience cheering)
- You need food.
(machine beeping)
(Mirriam laughs)
All right, here we go, guys.
Name something you need for your December vacation.
- Entertainment, Steve.
- Entertainment.
(speaks in foreign language)
(machine beeping)
(upbeat music)
- Number seven
- [Audience] Camp chair.
- [Steve] Six.
- [Audience] Car.
- [Steve] Five.
- [Audience] Airtime.
- [Steve] Number four.
- [Audience] Cooler box.
- [Steve] Three.
- [Audience] New clothes.
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