Sean what do you think of the nation's favorite TV shows it's it's uh David attenborough's shows
they're incredible programs aren't they
yeah they're very good he's run out really though he'll end up just now
now in the dustbins at woodlice [Laughter] the giraffes fighting did we all see this necking yeah
[Laughter]
see the one with the uh the birds I think they were called shoebill Birds oh God it was awful
and the much yet your mum had to chew I'm actually go on I'm filling up
this the shoe build mum had to oh it was horrible
you have to choose between her two chicks which one to say
she chose the stronger one she didn't even choose the weaker one she's a good
mum that's what they were doing I love the way she knows she knew that the race of
shoebill would continue if she went for the stronger one rather full of leaves she's got
a tiny brain she's got a tiny brain and no feelings so it doesn't matter today
look in her eye she knew what she was doing a range probably about that big her eye the
weird thing about them is their eyelids I seem to remember flick around to the side and she came
into the camera and the eye went like that and flicked round as if to say I know what I'm doing
what horrendous did they by any chance put some emotional swelling music underneath
it to make you feel like she was making an emotional choice because
they have to drown out the sound of atomber behind the camera going ah
all right I'll finish it off and take the other one it would be he's got a shovel here
don't worry you fly off it's like sandwich spread by the time
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let's have a look and see what's up [Music]
yes the nation's favorite TV program for David Amber's Wildlife shows
uh John's team what do you think I bet it's Top Gear in it yep people like yeah yes of course
it'll be those three yeah they're basically the [ __ ] in the pub and then one day three pubs all
closed and they had to go in the car park one of them filmed it on their mobile and it just okay
genius Top Gear I used when I was a teenage girl and that is exactly why I'm a lesbian [Applause]
then I'm a lesbian too yes tonight John yeah male and me good
they they have to shout because what they're saying is though you know in films the most
exciting lines they whisper so that's got really good stuff to go if you come around
here again giving it now I'm gonna show it off right but they have to shout because if you just
said this is the new Ford Fiesta 1.2 diesel no one will watch a video this is the new 1.2 and
you're watching it this is amazing and then if you watched it written down you think I
just showed me a car you've been on the show I love Top Gear I love anything to do with
engines but there are a lot of people in the world who are emotionally attached to their
vehicles I love star and a reasonable priced car I think that's a really good feature I
watched that repeatedly when Helen Mirren was on that was absolutely fantastic not enough crashes
I don't like the way that Jeremy Clarkson ends every sentence like that
[Music] thing at the end
[Laughter]
people From Doncaster talk he's From Doncaster and if you've got a Doncaster yeah welcome to
Doncaster that's the Doncaster accent or that or he's a [ __ ] in charlatan without a personality
there's a full [ __ ] charlatan without a person now let's no you know it's Cox made of denim
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Richard Hammond his appearance is phenomenal he looks like he's getting groomed on the Internet
by Noel Edmonds [Laughter] [Applause] let's have a look and see if Top Gear is up there [Music]
is the nation's second favorite TV show [Music]
all right
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