N: Hey everyone, welcome to KindaTV with me, your friendly neighborhood Natasha.
And my amazing Carmilla co-star, Elise Bauman. You're the best.
E: You're the best.
N: See how nice we are? Because we're Canadian.
[Elise laughs]
I thought we would do a little video about being nice.
I watched this video of the Riverdale cast reading each other's compliments
to each other, like, compliments from fans on Twitter.
E: So good. N: —which I love way more than mean tweets because it's like, ignore the haters.
E: Eh!
N: Let's spread the love!
E: I love this. This is so funny.
N: Yeah, so I haven't seen them yet, but our amazing Mark selected some for us,
so it's a surprise for both of us.
E: I didn't even know that people other than me could see what other people have tweeted me.
N: Oh, yeah. Everything's out there.
E: Wow...
N: Once you put something on the internet— Once anybody does, it's there.
E: It's there forever!
N: Everyone can see it.
E: Wow! N: So be nice!
Or get the f*ck out!
[both laughing]
Let the compliment battle begin!
E: So I just have to listen to a nice thing being said about me?
N: Yeah. E: This is the best job ever.
N: "I can't believe at age 25, Elise Bauman invented abs."
[Elise laughing]
E: ABS stand for... Absolute Bullshit Society.
N: It's not bullshit. I've seen those abs, they're real.
They're not fake ones. Like me, sucking in right now!
[Elise laughing]
E: "I would like to have 1,000 of Natasha Negovanlis' babies"
N: I will work on producing—
E: Better get to work there. Alright, lay it on me, girl.
N: "Elise Bauman is such an angel but at the same time is the devil. Pass it ooooon.
[Elise laughing]
E: I've never heard such a true statement in my life before. [laughing]
N: I agree with this statement
[Elise laughing wildly]
E: I feel like so much was just revealed about me.
"Natasha Negovanlis is the daddy of daddies." [slips into Southern-ish accent?]
You were just the daddies of the daddiest.
The daddiest of the daddies.
N: I'm the daddy of all daddies? E: Uh-huh.
N: [in accent] Daddy. E: You are the mother daddy.
[Natasha laughing] E: Oh no.
N: "Elise Bauman's nose is hella cute. Don't fight me over this."
E: Yeah, we get it. We get it. I have a cute nose. Who would fight someone over that compliment?
N: [cooing] Lil' boop!
It's a pretty cute nose.
E: I think this one is actually...
a dictionary definition and not a compliment. N: Okay?
E: "Can you believe Natasha Negovanlis invented eyebrows?" N: Oh.
E: Well we all know that you did though. N: I did, yeah. E: Yeah.
N: "Elise Bauman's arms are important."
[Elise laughing]
E: They are. They allow me to do things like...
lift things, like, cups of coffee into my mouth.
N: Mhm. They're important, but they're not everything.
E: I agree.
"If you're not using Natasha Negovanlis' jawline to cut your food,
then w.t.f. are you even doing?"
[Natasha laughs]
Question mark, question mark, question mark,
"planning on eating it whole?" Question mark, question mark.
N: Oh, wow!
E: I mean, what would you do? Just eat an entire red pepper?
N: Yeah I actually— I cut all my food, um, with my jawline.
E: Yeah. I've seen— I've seen it happen.
N: Yeah. Before I eat.
[both laughing]
E: It's very weird experience at the craft table.
Everyone's just like eating whole avocados, and you're just like slice slice slice.
N: Yeah, totally! E: Totally julienned vegetables.
[Southern accent] Need a Julienne salad? You just call up Natasha Negovanlis and she will just slice and dice those—
N: What is that voice?
E: —Right up for you.
N: "Is Elise Bauman a real human?"
[background music stops]
E: Or what? What's the other option?
[paper crumpling]
N: They know too much.
E: Who was that from? Who was that tweet from? How did they—?
[music returns]
"I just want Natasha Negovanlis to stab me with her eyebrows."
N: Difficult. E: Like—
N: They're pretty—They're pretty soft.
E: [laughing] Mhm.
N: I don't want to stab anyone. I'm sorry. Yeah...
E: Good— Good thing to know about yourself.
N: "I want to literally smash my head on Elise Bauman's abs and knock myself out."
E: [laughing] These are all very—
Both: Violent!
E: Your eyebrows aren't going to stab anyone. My abs aren't going to knock anyone out.
N: No, I'm sorry.
E: But, yeah. N: Oh, my. I— I would like to point out that their username is "public pervert" though.
[both laughing]
E: Things are making a lot more sense now. N: So... there's that.
Well, thank you so much for saying all these lovely, lovely things...
about us. So nice. Much better than reading mean tweets. E: Yeah.
N: Although, we don't really get a lot of mean tweets.
E: Yeah. N: We're really lucky. We have the best fandom in the world! E: Yeah!
N: So thank you so much! E: You guys are amazing. N: —for being so amazing.
Check out carmillamovie.com
If you want more information on the movie and want to know when it's coming out, or how to pre-order it,
if you haven't done so already
and like this video. Yeah, just like it, maybe?
'Cause it's a nice thing to do. Unless liking bad things— E: Yes.
N: Like, yeah, I love— No, nevermind.
This got weird.
[Elise laughing]
Subscribe! Subscribe! Subscribe to the channel. That's it, that's it.
Should we end with like, a compliment... from—
E: From the bottom of our hearts? N: Our hearts!
Fandom, I wanna cut my avocados with your love.
E: Here is a very important signal from my arms...
giving love to you all...
which is important...
to love. N: We need to work on our compliment game. E: Yeah.
N: They're way better than— E: You guys are pretty good. N: Yeah. —than we are. Yeah.
E: But, we do still love you, and we think you guys are amazing. N: Thank you!
E: Thank you. N: Bye!
♪ [Carmilla theme—"Love Will Have Its Sacrifices" by Soles] ♪