- [Woman In Video] Where have you been?
- I went to fill my truck up
but you're not gonna believe what it cost me.
- An arm and a leg.
(Mike laughs)
Gotta love the humor.
Gotta love the puns.
Respect.
Whoa, that was some Spider-Man thing.
How did he know that was happening and why did that happen?
And how do he have the strength to
pull her off like that?
Bear, do you know?
Bear just came in to say "Hi."
Look at this face.
And he farted.
Thanks, Bear.
Squeezing inflamed tonsils to alleviate pain.
What?
(bear retches)
When things are swollen,
they're swollen because your body's
inflammatory cells are creating
an inflammatory cascade,
a process that is actively fighting off an infection.
The body's creating the swelling in order to
create the optimal environment to fight off said infection.
But the issue is not the swelling, it's the infection.
Right?
(kissing sound)
Okay.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Great catch.
Pulling a baby's arm like that can create a
condition known as Nursemaid's elbow
where you actually created dislocation.
You could see that the baby stops using the arm
and that's one of the telltale signs.
(slapping sounds)
Ooh.
Oh, did he just kick him in the balls?
(slapping sounds)
With the exception of the ball kick,
should I say testicle kick?
I don't even know what the medical terminology here.
Testicular trauma, the stuff on the arms,
on the lats or the ribs and the traps,
that's not gonna leave any lasting damage,
in most situations.
Because you're really causing superficial ecchymosis
which is like superficial bruising.
And that will toughen you up because you have to
be able to distract yourself from the pain.
But I don't see a lot of harm coming from that.
- You're an OB-GYN?
Are you allowed to say any weird stories?
Any weird thing that's happened to you?
- I'm gonna a assume, or guess,
that the OB-GYN is gonna say something
that was inserted into the human body.
- [Woman In Video] Somebody put a candle
in their vagina to make it smell nicer.
- Was it the Gwyneth Paltrow vagina candle
to make it smell like a vagina?
I never thought I would say these words in my life.
And somehow this person, Gwyneth Paltrow is making me
say these words and somehow that's making me feel worse.
Even though I'm fact checking them.
- When you're allergic to peanut butter
and your EpiPen expires tomorrow.
(Mike laughs)
No, don't do that.
And look, if you have like a recently expired Tylenol
or Advil and you're taking that,
they don't become toxic after the expiration date.
They just become less effective.
So, if your Tylenol for your headache isn't as effective
it's not the end of the world.
But if your EpiPen is not effective, that's a huge life
or death issue that you need solved.
That's why when the EpiPen expires
you get a new one right away.
Same goes for insulin.
- When I wake up in the morning
I have 32 ounces of room temperature water,
one lemon squeezed in that like flushes everything out.
- Water flushes everything out.
The lemon could be a tasty addition.
Maybe you get a little bit of nutrients.
But flushing everything out is really the kidney's job.
- I have 32 ounce ounces of cold pressed celery juice,
is really alkalizing for your system.
- Well, it's great that you're alkalizing
given the fact that you just had lemon juice
which was acidifying.
Your body couldn't do that on its own.
It absolutely does it on its own.
In fact, it does it so well that if your body drops out
of this very specific pH of 7.35 to 7.45, you go into death.
And also remember in your stomach,
you have a pH of two, very acidic.
So, no matter how much celery juice you're drinking,
still gonna be more acid in that bad boy.
- I have this medical medium smoothie,
heavy metal detox smoothie.
- Next time you hear someone say they're drinking
a detox smoothie, just replace the word detox
with miracle potion, 'cause that's what detox means.
That's the new definition.
(claps hands)
Webster, we're changing the definition.
When you look up the word detox,
it has to say miracle potion.
- [Howard Stern] What happens to you if you eat nuts?
- I have like, yeah, I go into anaphylactic shock.
- So have you ever accidentally been served nuts?
- That just happened on this movie I did.
- How is that happening on a movie set,
where they're aware of people's allergies?
- They were bringing around little chocolate things
and I'm like, "Oh yeah, I'll have a little," and I ate it
and it was full of peanut butter and it was-
- [Robin Quivers] What happened?
- I went into anaphylactic.
I was rushed to the emergency room.
- So in anaphylactic shock, what happens is
your throat actually starts closing and
if it closes completely, you die.
You also have a drop in blood pressure.
That's why it's called shock.
And this blood pressure drop can be fatal on its own.
That is why we say Benadryl, which is an antihistamine,
does not really treat anaphylactic shock
'cause you're not just treating the allergic component,
the histamine component, you're also treating
the low blood pressure component.
That is why you use epinephrine auto injectors
into the lateral medial thigh.
- I started doing TM because I was listening to your show
and I started doing TM and I go, "I can control this."
(Bill and Howard laugh)
- Okay, they're laughing,
but to some degree a healthy mental state
can mitigate the effects of
pain, swelling, perception, stress.
So in some ways he's right.
But when it's that big of an anaphylactic shock, no.
In a situation like that, you almost want to be nervous
and have an adrenaline rush 'cause essentially
you're giving yourself the benefit of the medication.
So, if you actually keep yourself calm
and don't release adrenaline in a situation
like anaphylactic shock, that's working backwards.
- Aw, it's an outie.
So this is an umbilical hernia.
Essentially you have a weakness
in the abdominal wall in this area.
And actually there's a condition where
post-pregnancy women will have a separation
of their abdominal wall musculature.
This is a diagram and an explanation.
- [Woman In Video] How to know if you have a leaky gut.
- There's no such thing.
- [Woman In Video] One, chronic fatigue.
- I have chronic fatigue
- [Woman In Video] Frequent headaches and brain fog.
- I have frequent headaches and brain fog.
- [Woman In Video] ARMRA Colostrum is a pure-
- Oh, come on, man.
- [Woman In Video] Strengthens your gut barrier.
Replenishes your microbiome.
Combats bloating, constipation, and IBS.
- I thought they're not allowed to make claims.
FDA!
There's just so much misinformation in one TikTok.
- [Woman In Video] Repairs your entire gut wall
- Entire!
It's like they send in little minions
and they go on the wall.
Bear, come here, calm me down.
I need emotional support.
This is what he's trained to do.
See, I'm having a panic attack and he's helping me.
Thank you.
- [Woman In Video] For all ages and lifestyles
- All ages, all conditions, all lifestyles.
It works for everything.
Side effects, none.
Remember, if something doesn't have side effects
that means it doesn't have effects, period.
- I literally just add four drops of oil
of oregano into water in the morning.
And a lot of people in the health and wellness profession
literally refer to it as a natural antibiotic.
(Mike sighs)
- You know what happens when natural products
have proof behind them?
They just become medicine.
Aspirin, came from nature.
Now we produce it.
It's a real medication.
Whatever's in her little cute mason jar,
ain't a natural antibiotic.
- It really helps kill any bacteria and germs.
- These people are hilarious.
These pseudo health experts.
Here's what is the most funny thing is they say
take this natural antibiotic that kills all bacteria.
It's so good.
But also take this probiotic,
which is bacteria 'cause it's so good.
Like you can't have both.
When we give antibiotics, it's for a reason.
It's because we see a bacteria that's causing an infection.
We test for it, we swab for it, we culture it,
and we see that it's infecting you causing symptoms.
Then we treat it because then the risks
are outweighed by the benefits.
- [Man In Video] I wondered what this beautiful plant was,
that was just everywhere on the land that I bought.
- Is it poison?
- [Man In Video] Turns out it was a poison oak plant.
And it affected my body, tremendously.
- Well it's usually, a lot of these
poison oaks, poison ivies.
They're a type four delayed hypersensitivity reaction.
A type of immune reaction that takes some time to develop.
In situations like this, when it starts impacting the face,
many doctors will start increasing the potency
of treatment to an oral steroid medication like prednisone.
- [Man In Video] I went to the emergency room
because my eye was completely closed shut at that point.
They had no idea what to do with me.
- Well, I know exactly what to do.
I would give you an oral steroid.
- [Man In Video] There was no reason for me
to be at the hospital.
You know what you do If someone has poison oak in their eye
you probably give them an antibiotic, an eye drop.
Who knows?
Send them home.
- Well no, I mean you don't even need an antibiotic in many
of the instances unless you've scratched it
and created an infection.
What you do need is something to calm the immune response
which is what is responsible
for the swelling, like prednisone
or methyl prednisone.
- [Man In Video] But they didn't do that
'cause they want to ruin my life.
- Well, ne, anytime that the visual system
starts getting impacted by these things,
you don't know how it's gonna play out.
So keeping you for observation
for a day or two is not unreasonable.
I defend the system there.
Even though the system itself sucks.
- [Interviewer] What can you eat
to help you make you feel better?
- Bananas.
- [Interviewer] Why bananas?
- Monkeys never cramp.
- I don't know if monkeys never cramp
- Monkey never crap.
- Is that true?
- Because monkey, every day bananas
- Bananas have potassium, which is an important electrolyte.
But actually if you're sweating a lot, the main electrolyte
you're losing in that sweat is sodium.
It's actually why there's a big critique surrounding Prime
is that it doesn't have as much sodium,
which makes it taste better.
So, if you're a gamer just sitting at home,
it tastes better.
But if you're a true athlete,
you need some sodium replacement.
Patient stated Tylenol these nuts.
Patient educated on the importance of
taking Tylenol to decrease the fever.
Patient stated the only thing that's hot is your breath.
Yeah, some of the documentation is funny.
I've actually seen some really funny things
about patients doing some weird things in bed when
either the nurses or the residents come to check on them
in the middle of the night or early in the morning.
And by the way, treating a fever if it's incredibly,
incredibly high and dangerous, maybe.
If they're weak, cardiovascular standpoint
and they're really on the brink of death,
they're in the ICU, maybe
But the average healthy person,
who has a mild fever fighting off an infection,
lowering the fever prolongs symptoms in many of the cases.
- This is not English.
- This is in English, 77 year old male complaining
of shortness of breath after having PCI,
a percutaneous intervention, usually stent placement.
Heart failure with reduced ejection fraction,
type two diabetes, hypertension,
and coronary artery disease.
- 77 year old male came over,
son of a bitch, salt and pepper,
penis clean-ish, performed Macarena,
his heart froze.
Really excited for this to determine my heart
ticklers necessity, could have already died.
- When you are on your fifth energy drink
and the radio starts to sound funny (chuckles)
(song plays gibberish)
You gotta be careful with these energy drinks.
Some of them have like 200 milligrams of caffeine.
The recommended maximum amount is 400.
And I know some Starbucks products that have more than that.
Just in one product.
- You, get the 9-1-1.
And you, get the A and D.
Pulse, no pulse.
- Oh my god, we need this child on my channel.
Okay, not good chest compressions.
He's fired.
The first thing he did was point at someone
and say, you call for help,
because if you just yell, call for help
no one ends up calling for help.
You also assigned a role and said you get the AED,
because you say someone get the AED,
no one gets the AED, that's a defibrillator.
You wanna put that on the chest.
And then check for pulse, found they were pulseless,
unconscious, started chest compressions.
These aren't two inches deep,
they're not a hundred beats per minute,
but I gotta give this guy props.
- The big pharma companies who basically sell billions,
hundreds of billions of dollars
worth of medication to people.
If the medication - I like where this is going
actually worked,
then they wouldn't have any more clients.
- That's not true because more people are born
and will have conditions and will need cures.
What I will say negative about pharma,
and I can't verify this, this is almost a personal belief
of mine, I think pharma
spends a lot of money targeting individuals
that have lifelong illnesses that they can give a medication
to that will control their symptoms but not cure it.
They will not spend money seeking a cure because
if you could target an illness that a patient will need to
take medication for the rest of their life,
that is the biggest return on investment.
- This type of corruption happens
with hundred billion dollar organizations
because like I said, it's hundreds of billions of dollars.
Greediness never stops, man.
You know these people always want more and more and more.
- This is a human trait that he's talking about.
On the surface, he's not wrong.
Just in the details, there's some inaccuracies.
- Have you ever seen a pair of headphones?
- Oh yes.
- That also doubles as-
- A personal hygiene device.
And they specifically say not a medical device.
- A high efficiency filtration system that allows you to
tackle pollution on the go.
These definitely feel like a product of the future.
- They're a product of the future that should stay
in the future and not make its way into the present.
Based on my humble opinion as I shared on the MKBHD channel.
I'll give you a rundown of what's wrong with this product.
Number one, the particles that it is filtering
it's not to the HEPA filtration standard
because the HEPA filtration standard is 0.3
microns have to be filtered 99.95%.
And the way this thing works is it actually
blows air directly into your nose
and mouth so it doesn't have even a full seal.
When we wear an N95 mask at the hospital,
we actually get fit testing
to make sure that there's a perfect seal.
They put like a giant hood around us,
spray scents and see if we can smell them or not.
But then also this air constantly blowing
on your mucus membranes, your lips
and your nose will ultimately dry them out.
And remember we have cilia in our respiratory tracts,
which are those hair-like projections that beat
at like a thousand beets per minute.
And they filter those particles to the size
of like 0.5 microns and they get stuck in the mucus.
We cough them out, we sneeze them out, we swallow them.
And then if some dust or germ gets into your lungs,
we have something known as alveolar macrophages,
which is type of white blood cell that actually consumes
that dust particle and then
gets eliminated through the body.
So, there's a lot that your body does already
to filter these things.
But at the end of the day, here's the thing,
I went on the CDC website and
checked the top 10 causes of death, okay?
Chronic respiratory illness is up there in the top 10 causes
of death in urban environments.
You know what's higher than that?
Unintentional injury.
You know what raises risks of accidents?
Wearing noise canceling headphones in urban environments.
Like who is this product for?
If you truly have allergies,
you truly want to protect yourself from viruses,
throw on a properly fit N95 mask.
And I know everyone's gonna point and say,
okay, a Covid virus particle is 0.1 microns
and the N95 mask is called N95
'cause it stops 95% of 0.3 microns size particles,
that means 0.1 should be able to get through.
The reality is anything smaller than 0.3
or larger than 0.3 actually gets stopped
by the N95 mask more efficiently.
The larger ones make sense why.
But the smaller ones get trapped more readily
because of something known as Brownian motion,
this is when really small particles have such
a random motion within our gaseous environment,
here on earth, that they end up
getting trapped more readily in the filter of this mask.
And I actually love Dyson products.
I have filters in my house 'cause you know why they're on?
'Cause I spend eight hours in my bedroom every night,
several hours in my living room.
So, I want those areas filtered.
I want dust out, I want allergens out,
'cause it's a good place to do it and it actually works.
But in front of your face for one hour
with limited protection and a thousand dollar price tag
and one and a half pounds on your head?
That's just a pain in the neck.