So today's the day I'm finally meeting the father of my stepkids.
Am I nervous?
Peppy, you know, kids.
They know who's been there - HOLY!
I hope that's not him...
Hey, you Dusty?
Nope.
What? Are you sure?
Where have you been?!
My ex-husband's here!
What's he doing inside there?
He's giving the kids all kinds of starbursts -
DAMMIT!
Sorry, whew...
I'm a hot habanero pepper right now...
Hey, who wants some more starbursts?!
So you ARE Dusty.
Bring it in, Big Guns!
I already met you - at the airport.
No, I don't recall that friend.
Did you see Dad's motorcycle?!
- You ride? - Yeah! - Really?
I don't know if that's a good idea, Brad.
Look, she's a lot of bike, man.
Why don't you go back in and take that shower
so you can get a shirt on?!
Did Brad just die?
Well, I think we all need to prepare ourselves for that possibility, Pumpkin, okay?
If this guy was my wife's ex
I'd put a bullet in my skull!
So the king raised his mighty sword and
he rained steel upon the step-king, but the step-king -
But the step-king blocked it with his shield.
Step-king was very upset because when the real king
pulled out his sword, it was looong and shiny.
All the maidens in the land preferred the more average
size step-king sword
because...it knew how to listen.
Looks like we've got ourselves a good old fashioned Dad Off.
You can eat my dust, Dusty.
Christmas already?!
It's not, it's the middle of April!
What's this?! Play-off tickets?!
Against the Los Angeles Lakers?!
Not bad.
Brad, you're the coolest!
Dusty Mayron!
Hey, this is my family!
Well come on down, you guys can sit with the team.
You hear that, you wanna meet Koby?!
Can I get five beers?!
This one's for Dylan and Megan and Sarah...and Dylan, and...
Nothin' but net!
Dylan and Megan, this is for you!
Okay, who's got next?
I DO!
Honey, no! Come down!
Y'know, that's good advice.
Godspeed...
Clear!
Ahhh, there's a zombie!!!!
Did you just punch me in the face, Brad?
Ow, yes...