- Welcome to season seven roaches.
I've got a good feeling about this one.
These aliens might think they're tough, but I'm tougher.
Huh, someone else's here.
We got this grow goo stay focused, stay chill.
Let's do this thing.
I think they went in here, a quick roaching,
and it's time to show these aliens who's boss.
Oh oh, they've got the high ground.
Die!
No!
(glass breaking)
(doorbell ringing)
That's strange, I didn't order a pizza.
Be gone pizza man, Tanner?
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Alrighty, roaches.
This is serious business.
We got an alien invasion on our hands.
Normally I can handle this on my own,
but I've got Tanner here in case I need some alien bait.
- That's right. Wait, alien bait.
- Boy, do I love these glowy space wings.
Got to be careful here.
Look at all those saucers.
- Holy (beep), that thing is massive.
Roach, you were kidding about the alien bait, right?
- Of course not.
I'm afraid of heights.
Being abducted would be a nightmare.
- Afraid of heights, we jump out of
a flying bus several times a day.
- I don't need the world to know my weakness.
Richard, cut this conversation out.
- Talking about your feelings with friends
is good for the soul Roachikins.
(gun firing)
- Yeah, these things aren't so scary.
You think you're a little green laser can touch me?
- Ah Tanner, no.
- Wait, these guys just throw me away.
Am I not good enough for alien experiments?
- Likely not, they probably want
to probe someone who's actually good at this game.
- Didn't you just place 94th last round?
- It's a warmup.
I always liked to have a good throw away game
to get into the zone.
(gun firing)
- [Announcer] Roached.
- I've got the roaching in me.
- Hey when we're playing together,
can we call roaching something else?
- We already have a Roach graphic.
I don't want to give Richard any more extra work.
Ah geez, they got me.
Looks like you'll have to carry on roach plays
without me after all Tanner.
- Great, well, I've been thinking about
what my catch phrase would be.
I'm open to discussion,
but I feel like there are some real winners here.
Okay, we've got.
- I'm free, can it Tanner.
This is and always will be my show.
- Fine, but I'm going to try out my catchphrases anyway.
- You'll have to roach someone first, you know.
- You mean I'll have to Tanner someone.
- Tanner, I hardly know her.
(drums hitting)
- Enough with the jokes, I almost had that guy.
- [Announcer] Roached.
- This is why we make a great team.
You distract and I attack.
- I'm a triple threat.
I distract, attack, and get killed.
- Aw, I was hoping that would rhyme.
- Well Roach, sometimes life just doesn't work out.
- But you know what will work out?
- Ou progressing as a society as we reflect
on this past year to mend the cracks and better ourselves.
- No silly, getting this dub, of course.
I see someone, on the other side of the lake.
- By themselves, easy take down.
Let me show you how it's done.
You're about to get Tannered.
- It just doesn't have the same oomph, you know.
- [Announcer] Roached.
- Look at us, we worked together.
- How about Tanner Roached?
Ah, ah.
- Over 60 episodes of this show
and you're trying to rebrand now.
- Well I did just Tanner Roach that guy.
- Stop trying to make Tanner Roach happen.
It's never going to happen.
- [Tanner And Roach] Ahhh!
- Shots fired.
- We got this.
Sorry for bickering so much.
I think I'm still coming down from my rage quit earlier.
- I guess Mama Roach was right.
Confiding your feelings with a friend,
really is the way to go.
Bottled up feelings only caused inner turmoil.
- Ugh, why aren't they dying?
- Yeah, let it all out Roach.
- Retreat, huh, we're surrounded.
- Deep breath, channel your rage.
- Hey, I think I'm getting better at this teamwork thing.
- So does that mean.
- No Tanner? I will not be saying Tanner Roach.
Now this is some blue (beep) vacation water, huh?
- You bet, it looks so tropical.
- Our relaxation will have to wait.
We got to stop these UFOs.
- I got him.
One of these shots are bound to take these ships down.
- Are you sure you should be getting that close?
- I want to ride one Roach.
- I'm soaring, flying, there's not
a duos partner as cool as Tanner.
- Roach don't die!
- Oh I've broken free.
- He has broken free.
- I'm back on the ground.
- Didn't get probed, huh?
- Why do you sound bummed about it?
- I could have been an asset to alien research.
Missed opportunity.
- Why be an asset to aliens when you're already
an asset to me as my duos partner.
- Oh you.
- I'm grabbing this loot drop Tanner.
- Okay, but be careful.
I think there's UFO's in this section.
- Come on, hurry up.
I don't like those noises.
(gun reloading)
(lasers shooting)
- Eek, I'm being beamed up, Tanner!
- Okay, okay, nobody panic, nobody panic.
- Tanner, remember me!
- If you're going to abduct him,
at least experiment on him.
- Aha, I did it. I'm free.
- Oh, perfect timing.
I've got enemies near me.
- Yes sir, Tanner sir.
Extraterrestrial Roach coming to the rescue.
Got to find a better place to put my launch pad.
There we go.
And a one and a two and a wee!
Take me to your leader Tanner.
- Oh, hey Roach, nice of you to drop in.
Ha ha, get it?
Cause, cause you were flying, oh forget it.
I'm moving up, cover me.
- Oh what? Oh, sorry, I got distracted, I leveled up.
- Remember to play nice with your friends, Roachy.
- I think they're up on that hill.
- I see them, sniper Roach.
- Activate, Sniper Roach, Activated.
Proceed with caution, beep ba boop.
- I've got them distracted Roach,
that's your cue.
- Here's Roachy!
Wait, where'd he go?
Pew pew pew pew pew!
- [Announcer] Roached.
You just got roached.
(gun firing)
- Nice shot bud.
Now let's loot this sad sack and head towards the circle.
- A fight at the base of the dam with a storm approaching.
This is not good.
- [Announcer] Roached.
- Oh we!
- Roach come on, you're going
to get caught in a storm.
- Well, so are you, you're right next to me.
- Touche, touche.
- Ha ha, race you to the top Tanner.
(electronic music)
- Oh man, I don't remember
the storm being so loud and scary.
- It's okay Roach, just think of it
as a nice, cozy purple blanket,
that's sucking the life out of you.
- Hmm, soul sucking blanket.
Oh, cozy.
Oh God, it's too ticking now.
Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.
- I'll meet you over by your mark, Roach.
- I'm alive, I made it.
- But are we out hot water yet?
Sounds like there's a lot of fighting going on.
- Tanner, I'm pretty sure that lake water was cold.
(people booing)
- [Announcer] Roached.
- Aha, get roached my good sir.
That was close, hey where'd you come from?
Roach down, I repeat Roach down.
- You just got Tannered.
- And I leveled up.
Look at that, we both win.
You can be my hero Tanner.
You can take away my pain, oh yay.
- Roach, stop, that's embarrassing.
- Ha, much better.
Thanks best alien bud.
- Look alive Roach.
There's only 10 more people left.
- Oh I'm very alive, thank you.
(gun firing)
Sheesh, this bullet drop is not a joke.
Dang it, Roach, remember that.
- Who are they shooting at?
- [Announcer] Roached.
- Nobody now, ha ha ha ha, mwah ha ha ha ha.
A little scenic quiet before the storm.
Oh no, I'm down and I looked right
into his eyes before he shot me too.
- No time for slurp pots, we got to take this guy down.
I'm going in, Yee haw.
- [Announcer] Roached.
- That's what I like to call the Roach and Tanner special.
- Looks like it was a duo.
I took care of the other one.
- Just one more team.
This will be a Victor Roach Royale.
- Ambush, they were waiting right above.
- Avengers, roach-semble.
- [Announcer] Roached.
- To your right, your right.
- Oh, alien crab baskets.
I'm sorry Tanner.
I got so focused on avenging you,
I didn't see the other guy.
- It's all right, bud.
You can't win them all, but now you owe me a ride on one
of those fancy UFOs as payment.
It's only fair.
- Fine, fine.
Well, roaches, thanks for tuning
into this special episode of Roach plays.
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Roach and Tanner out.
- See you on the battle bus guys.
(electronic music)