- I can't believe we are sitting here talking about
(car honking)
- No you are.
- Yeah! (laughs)
(both laughing)
(playful music)
- So today we are going to play
- Never have I ever.
- Rank addition.
- Like, that is (car honking) rank.
- And for those of you who aren't Australian, rank
is another word for gross, grotesque, bluh!
- Disgusting.
- Because we're all rank at heart.
- We're totally.
- Never have I ever picked my nose and rolled it
in the last year.
(wheezing)
- Oh my God, you have haven't you!
- Like, this?
- Uhhh.
- Don't know whether to answer seriously anymore.
- Well we all know now.
- I've picked my nose though, but I don't roll it.
- Really?
- Yeah, I've done this today, you know?
Like (laughs)
- I feel like...wait you did it today?!
- I think it's a necessity thing.
It's like if you, you know, get a big wet one out there
and you just couldn't get it off your finger, you know?
- Oh yeah!
(screeching)
- How could you not (mumbles)
- Cause it's like out and it's all in crumbs and you like,
I just want to put it in one spot so I can chuck it (laughs)
- So like a fun game to play!
- I'm so embarrassed!
But it's so true!
- It's disgusting!
I'm so sorry (laughs)
- I kinda want to try it now.
- Why am I in this video?
- To make me look great!
- Never have I ever (laughs)
(both laughing)
lifted the sheets to smell my own farts.
- Three, two, one,
(both laughing)
- Are you...no!
Really?
- No!
- Why?
(laughing)
- A lot of the time it's when you're like
sharing a bed with someone, usually, like.
(hysterical laughing)
- I just do it alone, cause I'm a (car honking) weirdo.
- Sometime you just like, wow!
- Yeah, I mean, you're just curious.
- But I don't like smelling other peoples.
- No!
Other people's farts don't smell good
- No.
- But then your own your like it's part of me.
- Yeah.
- And I love myself.
Therefore I love this fart.
- If you love yourself you love your own farts.
- Never have I ever took a pic of my own (car honking)
and sent it to someone!
(both laughing)
No!
I have not!
- Never.
- I have thought about it though.
- What?
- No, I put I haven't.
- I know!
- Oh! (laughs)
I'm not that gross!
But look, like, in all honesty I've thought about it.
- Yes I have.
- Ew!
- Do people do that?
Do you think it was like this spectacular (car honking)
and that's why?
- Or maybe it was like,
why does my (car honking) look like this?
- Yeah.
- When you have one that's like, your like, wow!
How did it end up that color?
You know what I mean?
(Beeping)
- Yeah, like I said, like I can appreciate
a good piece of artwork when I see one.
- T-you'll like, that is the blackest poo I've ever seen.
And you're like,
you know?
- What?
Ah, I've I li...
- You don't want-a like just do that and then
it just disappear out of like, all memory in existence.
It needs to be recorded.
- I can't believe were sitting here talking about
(car honking)
- No, you are.
- Yeah! (laughs)
Yes I am!
Why am I still talking?
(beeping)
- Never have I ever picked lint out of my belly button
and flicked it away.
- Three, two, one.
- Hell yeah!
- Yes.
- All the time!
- Really?
- That shit stinks so bad.
- That's a real treat when you get to do that, you know?
It's like, really, like, kinda like,
oh I got a bit of lint time to clear that out.
- Make a wish!
- All the time!
- So satisfying!
- I honestly think, it's like, there's nothing more
uncomfortable than feeling something in your belly button.
(groaning)
It's like the moment
- I'm going to do it!
- you just have to clear it out!
- I just so (screeching)
- How does it all get caught in there?
That's what I want to know.
I don't know (mumbles) that's one of the
mysteries of the ages.
- How does it all get caught in there?
That's what I want to know.
- Mysteries of the ages.
(beeping)
- Never have I ever peed in the shower.
(uncomfortable laughter)
- You've never?
- Oh no!
_ I have! (laughs)
- Oooohhh!
- Where else do you pee?
- It saves so much toilet roll!
- I know!
- Sometime you just don't know you need to pee
until you're in the shower.
- And then your like, well!
- You're not gonna get out of the shower to go and pee.
- I have never!
- You've never?!
- And I'm so proud of this!
I don't do it!
- Because then you you are just making yourself dirty.
- And then you're getting everything else wet.
- I don't know if I've had a shower if I don't pee in it.
- I've urine there with ya husband in ya legs.
(laughing)
- I have stood in the shower after someone has peed in it
and the smell comes out of the drain and it's so vile.
- And then he's like, oh Bob you're a little dehydrated.
( laughing)
- That's incredible.
That's, I can't believe you,
you've lived your whole life till now not doing that.
- Never have I ever sniffed my underwear
to check if they are dirty.
(wheezing)
Hmm, no.
I don't need to smell it.
If you've worn them, they're dirty, right?
- Yeah.
- Yep.
- I have
I feel like this is a clean thing, like,
you don't want to put on dirty underwear so
if you're clean you would do this.
- So sometimes the only way to know weather you've worn
something or not is to just ta, you know,
have a little sniff.
- Yep, that's it.
- It's not a gross thing.
- But how did you not know if they were clean or dirty?
Like, did you pick them up off the floor?
- Maybe.
- You've never done that?!
Wow! I feel...
- If I'm unsure I'll take a new pair of panties out.
Like, call me old fashioned
but I don't need to have a sniff.
- I have.
She has.
Yeah, I mean sometimes you gotta do it.
It's fine.
- This is, this is not fair!
I feel like this game is gonna expose me
and I'm not ready to be exposed.
- I'm about to get exposed to I'm sure.
- Never have I ever worn undies inside out.
- I, yeah, I intentionally have done
- (laughing) You've intentionally done this.
- No.
- Om my God, we are so alike
- Yes!
- in our grossness.
- I know what your answer is going to be.
Oh!
Well that's surprising.
- No I haven't because I sniff them first
and then I know if they are clean or dirty, so,
obviously I don't need to wear them inside out.
- I think like, four times is like,
probably the legal limit.
- [Announcer Voice] Tom's trunk tips!
Yeah!
- So you can go, normal ways.
Then you flip that around, so that's two.
Two days of underwear.
Then invert it, so flip it inside out.
That's, that's a third way.
And then flip that around when it's inside out.
That's four days of fresh underwear.
- Yeah, nah.
- I feel like, quite safe in this space.
- Yeah.
- But knowing that this is going on the internet very soon
I'm kinda like, oh.
Why am I doing this?
But,
- Look.
- Here we are.
(laughing)
- Yeah, I think I've learned that we're all normal people.
We're all a little bit gross sometimes, you know?
Just, embrace it.
Don't be, don't be shy.
(playful music)