This is how to travel.
Yeah.
But I always wonder at whose expense.
You know, when I was making my way on the Great White Way,
Broadway--
Oh my God! Jesus!
Hey!
I have an idea.
Why don't you just shut your eyes and go to sleep?
And then I will let you know when you can wake up.
OK? - OK.
Thank you.
OK.
Ah, but sleep's for pussies!
Let's party! Am I right?
Hey, guys. I'm Dee.
Jesus!
Where'd you come from?
I didn't know we were sharing the plane.
Ah!
Haha!
Hi, I'm Frank, the owner.
And you don't have to share the plane.
This plane, this pretty little bird
can be yours for a mere price of $35 mil.
DENNIS: Sorry.
Hey, actually--
- But it's a beautiful bird. - Don't worry.
We're not-- we're not here to sell you a plane.
Frank, please.
They don't want it.
We'd-- we'd sell the plane-- - We would.
--if you would go for it, you could buy it.
But that's not the point. OK?
We're not selling the plane. OK?
We're here to sell you, uh--
- A lifestyle, and-- - No, no.
- --ill-fitting suits. - No, no, no.
That's also wrong.
We're not selling any of that. OK.
No, no, no.
Let's-- no, we're here to sell you a--
- Nickelschlager! - No!
God damn it! None of that!
None of that! OK.
Listen. Listen to me.
Listen.
This is the driver.
We're just-- let's just start over.
OK.
We're going to start all over, and we're going
to do it with a firm handshake.
Oh, I'm not supposed to.
Ah, come on, man.
I think you're in an abusive relationship.
OK.
This is absolutely insane.
Put your hand down, Bryan.
But I don't mind shaking his hand, really.
No, put it down, you silly little bitch.
Put it down.
No.
Don't you touch him.
I said no.
Oh my God!
What is happening?
Sit down.
Please, just sit down.
You want us to sit down?
Sit down, please, all of you.
We-- we-- we'll all sit down.
DENNIS: Yeah, why don't we all sit down?
I don't ask for a lot--
an Emmy here, a Tony there, a little pocket
change for the one-armed succubus in Reno.
But you, you-- you're--
it's never enough for you.
You want it all.
And you deceived me into thinking
that I want it all, too.
And I don't!
And you took charge of our little operation.
And ever since then, you've been--
you've been controlling my life.
You control everything.
[DRAMATIC BASS DRUM NOTE]
Or do you?
Maybe you are the one being deceived.
Maybe being the front man of an alcohol business
places your head so far out in front of you
that you don't even realize that your neck is exposed enough
to be lopped off by a public so thirsty
to taste the blood of greedy celebrities.
So when they come--
and they will-- who are they going to come after, huh?
The sweet hapless boob, or the slick talking,
scheming millennial?
[LAUGHS]
So I ask you, bitch, who is really in charge here?
And that, my friends, is acting.
[BELL RINGING]
What?
Whoa!
What?
Wait, what?
That was all fake?
Fake, fake, fake, fake.
No offense, anything I said.
I was just joking.
But I do love to perform.
I do.
It's in my blood.
You got the stuff.
You should consider doing a drama, Mr. Middle.
You really should consider doing drama.
I think you've got the goods, man.
Hey, so, listen.
Do you guys want to invest?
Boss?
Fuck no.
Fuck no!
PAUL: No, of course not.
I don't want to spend another moment with you crazies.
Not another minute.
You people are insane.
Get me off this plane.