Footballer Challenges!
Mbappe vs Cavani vs Neymar!
Dizzy Penalty Challenge
Hey, I’m first
No way, I’m first
I’m first, it’s in my contract
Well I’m the oldest
Well I’m the most expensive
Come on Edison - let Neymar go first
Oh, stop sucking up to him, Kylian
You kiss-ass...
Okay, Edison...
You can go first…
Really?
Yes
hat’s the most mature thing you’ve done since you moved here.
Well done.
Remember though...
...it’s dizzy penalties.
I know
So it's time to get dizzy!
AHAHAHAH!
Get off me, you bully!
You'll damage my follicles!
You jealous noodle headed son of a female dog!!!
Okay...
ARGHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!
Shut up, Tarzan!
Round abandoned!
Neymar issued with a verbal warning for unsporting behaviour
WHAT?!
The Passing Challenge
Whoever lets the ball drop loses a point
Okay I’m ready…
Pass it to me…
Ready…
Come on, this isn’t piggy in the middle…
Guys, I know you are suddenly besties
But pass it to me...
GUYS!
Actually, if they don’t pass to me
I won’t lose this round!
Minus one point for Cavani
Yes!
What?!
This is bullying.
The Goal Celebration Challenge
YES!!!
What are you doing?
1 - you haven’t scored a goal
... just like the Lyon game
...and 2 - you’re copying my celebration
No! I’ve come for your help.
What?
Neymar has super-glued my hands to my armpits
Not again...
Round abandoned, Neymar issued with a yellow card for cheating
What?
The Fifa Challenge
What the hell is this?
It’s FIFA 97.
This is the only FIFA I’ve ever played…
It looks like Minecraft…
I’m not playing this...
Oh please…
I’ll play FIFA 99...
...you can dive on that one at least
No way! I won’t stand a chance
Then you’re disqualified
Fifa 19 it is!
And I’m not playing the No Rules mode.
It will remind me of playing Mexico at the World Cup.
It’s France 0 Brazil 0. Mbappe sprints through…
NO!
GOAL!
Mbappe is through again!
No!
GOAL! 2-0!
Mbappe is through for the hattrick!
NO!
GOAL! 3-0!
Mbappe is through again!
NO!
GOAL! 4-0! Mbappe has scored 4 in 14 minutes!
Yes!
FIFA bullshit!
My team was more anonymous than you were against Liverpool!
You're such a hypocrite!
You’re trolling is out of control...
The Mannequin Challenge
Mbappe is out!
6 hours later...
Oh come on Wonder Woman, just give up!
I want to get home at some point tonight!
You cheaty-weaty! Who’s that then?!
It’s a cardboard cutout
I knew it. There’s no way you could stay on your feet that long!
Tragic Haircut Challenge
WHAT?!
One point to Mbappe and Neymar!
WHAT?!
Yet more bullying. My hair isn’t tragic!
This isn’t your haircut
I chose Kim Kardashian
Really?
Yes
And I’m Demi Levato.
Oh…
She’s my hero.
Oh, I mean, heroine.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were being mean about my hair again
The Sprint Challenge
AH! AH! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Revenge is oh so sweet!
Never!
Argh!!!!!!!
ARGH! OW! TARZAN FOULED ME! RED CARD!
RED CARD! The jungle dwelling dick! ARGH!!!
One point to Neymar!
Yes!
The Decider!
Which is...
Can I suggest a challenge for the decider…
Er...
Sure...
The SIGN FOR REAL MADRID CHALLENGE!
Well that’s you out, Edison
Starting, now
What’s the matter Edison?
They’re just so mean to me all the time
Aw…
And they never pass to me anymore
Aw...
And whoever writes this script takes the pee out of me all the time...
Ah...
Erm...
Come here
You’re my favourite out of MCN
Really?
Yes
Why?
Well, you score great goals
Yes
You don’t take any crap of noodle-head
Yes
And…
And you like my hair?
And... I... like your hair...
Thanks!
...colour
In fact, you can have five bonus points!
Really?!
What for?
For putting up with those two and whichever meanie writes this script
Oh thanks Dean… it means a lot
CAVANI WINS!
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