Your dad was like "all right quick me about a hundred duck make duck call"
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First item this first package is from Julie Kennedy from Springfield, Oregon
What is this? I may have ripped off. Yeah does that say a sentence? Thank you scented one, okay?
It's a taco and a chip and it's hot sauce but what is it is it an eraser. No, it's just a scented thing. Yeah
Why though I'm trying to find purpose, okay Racers, whoa? I didn't read that dude
I'm impressed with myself even though it was right in front of my face
You're impressed that you didn't see it right in front of your face
I'm impressed that I think my hand was covering it, but I still guess that it was an eraser
I'm impressed with myself that I guess that it was an eraser and also
Unimpressed with myself that I didn't read the eraser right on the front of it so all in all
Not really impressed Taco sauce tortilla chip. I think I got that made in Canada. Huh love his canadians and their tacos you
Know canadians. They love tacos tacos don't originate from Canada
What are you talking about?
They don't here we go. I'm afraid it's going to rub off on me
I don't want any of the weird sense, so do you think there's three different scents?
Or do you think yeah felt the same sense, okay? Well? Let's find out oh
That's powerful. I didn't we need to get it so close to my nose
It smelled like an old Taco and now I tried it the chip
Smell the same well that's a little natural we know it does
That smells like candy that's doesn't like echoes, sweetheart. I'll try it dude. I think this one is Candy. Oh
Oh What?
the cap comes off
You can actually put sauce in there dude little cute little sauce bottle and be like you don't want to put a little bit in
Tibet is my secret little stash right there. Oh man
This is goofy you guys. Thank you very much, but is it a worth it or a turd it
You don't think it's worth. It doesn't smell like it sounds like old Taco old moldy. I think it's fine
I say it's a worth it. Just because it doesn't look janky. They look pretty cool next product. This is also from Julie Kennedy
LED Gel Glass candle so
Where's the wick dude? It's leds, so if I turn it on
So many things are happening in this product right now
I'm just so confused because it's like it's I feel like I'm on Shark tank right now
I'm about to like give them advice on how to make a better product . why gel
Doesn't need to be gel
What's the point of gel make it look like water look I can make it look like water and not be gel
Then it wouldn't look like it's under what that stuff look like. It's under water if you look at it like this, maybe
What would be your solution than Shark tank?
Well you see it's got like a flame in there a quote-unquote flame is the flame supposed to be burning underwater
waterproof flames oh no, oh
OHHHH
What did I think it was gonna happen? *wheezes*
Well, there's the beach for you. Here's the thing that irritates me the most about this these labels, bro
Because that happened. Oh, no. Oh, okay fine
Fine, I guess it came off perfectly fine
I wish I'd known that before I destroyed it guys let me know what your thoughts on this product because I'm like I'm mixed feelings
You know I'm big. I'm mixed feelings. Yes, that's my name. Hello
I'm mixed feeling. There's a pole right there click it vote on this product
Do you think of the worth it or a turd it? I say it's worth it. You say it's worth it
Yeah, I just don't understand fire can't be underwater, so I'm like confused
But yeah, I've compiled you watch star wars, and you like it. That's not real
What because there's fire and explosions in space that's not real there's no such thing as fire under water
But there's also enough such thing as star wars man. It's not real are you trying to fire dude?
There are some pretty of my three weeks gunners
I say it's a turd it Julian, *laughs* Next product
No, I want to say bro. Why dude?
What is this mushroom kingdom over here is from I looked at a little note
This one is from Mary and David from Houston, Texas well
Thank you, Mary and David from Houston, Texas what have you sent me mini-vac. It's like a mushroom mini vac
Is it made to look like Mario that's better Mario thing right, or is that alice in Wonderland?
That's Mario Mario for sure yeah, that's mario for sure. That's the green one up dude. Oh, whoa dude. This looks like an octopus's hole
You know what? I mean like the beep you're about to like get in there and like chomp you rock crystal
Yeah, the octopus hole. There's the mouth that's what I meant
How do you how do you make you work eat? Oh?
There we go
Missing batteries. That's why whoops
There we go here. We go ready got a mess made by me
I hear stuff happening I
hear stuff happening
So just throwing it everywhere
I'm not so sure about this one
It seems to be slightly working you can't tell but there's still sand
Everywhere so how do we now clean this out? Yeah?
So they're finding there, but that there's nothing to like keep the sand in there
So if you kind of like move it around like the other like cal vacuum that we tried
It's the same thing doesn't work great for a dollar
I'd say it's a worth it. Here's why if you're into parts and things like that?
Bada-bing Bada-boom see this little DC motor right here
That's where something at least $1.00
Well it can't be but you see what I'm saying make something out of that make a robot
I don't know do it and take it apart and
Get that motor going and then just like put it against people's shock them. Don't do that. Actually that's the bad advice
I still have to clean up because it just shot it everywhere dude
Maybe it made a bigger mess than than not doing it next product this one is from Chari
Nimble New England New England and heat
Nevada, Nevada
Last time our safer way up people we were corrected a few times
Who cares there's nothing other than La anyways am I right?
Roasted just a double check with the word where's a new England note, any state, Nebraska
I forgot about that state dude. Oh
Hey, now, Nebraska's cool. Thank you for sending this to me. I just totally blanked like space
I need to retake that that course in first grade sweatshop flyswatter gun directions on back. Haha
Oh, they're really forcing the joke there. Haha. It's a joke, okay
Haha, you dare not laugh at the gag gift jokes and gags groups and gaffes dude. We got it all here. Oh
Squeeze Trigger tie string. Oh, I got a build with myself that always shakes me up dude. I have to build the products myself
We haven't figured out how to do that in our manufacturing process, so you just do it put this in here like this
Why though that's so weird, then I take this string. I have to feed it through
It's been fed
comes the hole
Here we go, and this is just the safety mechanism. I guess we don't even have to do this right?
Because it looks like it's not working anyways
There we go, okay, okay, Bryan
What is this one called again the swat shot watch out? I?
Was very underwhelming like I was hoping it was like an ax stafford do something I?
Barely even made it to he's like three feet away, dude
Zoe
I have to say that this one is a poopoo. It's a poopoo
So thank you very much you were successful on sending me a poopoo. Oh my God. We have the string okay?
Let's be a real dude. It's not shooting this bar
So why do you even need to put a string on it's like? Oh, you might lose it
Maybe that's why you'll never lose it all come together. I don't know but we're not done
Charlie sent you another one another one another one. Oh
Pullback roach, I literally just did that I was like. Oh pull it back and watch it run
Oh, there's like little wheels on in there. I guess you scare your friends. Oh
Oh, wait pull. I'll pull it back like this. Oh
Geez I think goes fast did you lose it? I totally did dude. You're gonna like wind it up like this. Oh, no
Yeah, you got to wind up like this
And then maybe like hopefully drop it because otherwise it's it's like out of your hand like how can you trigger it from a distance?
Easily I'm going to pull it back right. Yes
I'm not safe from the ground you just want like you want to get somebody over there, okay, okay? Just
Gotcha Gotcha so you have to do it when they're not looking. Yeah, what if you could just drop it?
No, I didn't work. I didn't work at all
I like it that would get people to see that thing you run across yeah, no definitely
Yeah, definitely though, I'd freak out for sure I'd be like oh, shoot sun is a giant Roach dude
Dude on the ground you can make like a loud buzzing
I'll get me to go
Doesn't even go
So you have to do it on a hard surface?
I still think it's funny because it actually works quite well and for $1
That's the funny that's a funny little gag especially for someone who doesn't like cockroaches. Which is everyone who likes cockroaches?
Cockroach is a pest stop those Madagascar like I said stop
But I really want to talk about those I don't want to hear about it dude. That's I like that
I worked it this one is from
the Edge
From Dead dumont New Jersey New Jersey right, no you jerk shire
Stop it. You're looking at me like wait am I rogers because of those eyes of like. I thought I was sure but everybody
from the Edge oh
It's animo with the emoJI devil emoji. You don't even know that did you?
I'm dead inside
This be not bad for the dollar store. That's my bad
Cashes, I mean worth it
My Bladders full and there's more another item
Another one donkey game is your day lame-o what oh hold up?
Dude, did you see what I see right now the donkey tail was literally cut off and bleeding no, bro
There's a paintbrush they painted on the Target on this tuition
So they're just looking like you. I was like. Oh my gosh. Is this a children's toy dude
I think for those reasons. It's a turn it. Oh my gosh
Yeah, dude for those reasons that are the turret because I did not see this here it just looks like someone cut off the Donkey's
Tail and it's bleeding out of its poop hole oh, oh my gosh, do this weird
That's weird help dude. It's still bleeding. It's still bleeding a happy birthday. I'm dead inside
Poor doggy dude so like we've cut off my tail
Why are you trying to pin it back on I need to get in surgery AsaP?
Canterna dude turn it there open intended next this next one's from Emily from Florida
fourth zuka part use your finger to create new sounds uh
finger and fart shouldn't be like using the same context Ultra realistic sound
Hilarious try me pulled back get a grip and let her rip grip and let her rip coming out
Let's inspect this before we get a look. Oh, it's weirdest. Oh, it's so weird and soft and squishy dude look
What the heck?
That's like Jay printz part they come out with some pressure
Use your fingers to create yourself. That's what it meant
There you go. There's the deep one. I think I can play with this thing for hours ah
Oh, dude. That was like the one for you spread your cheeks a little
That's fun, dude. I think the Abaya oh geez that's a lot of my ears dude listen. Oh that hurt
Next one is proud Emma from Ontario kind of Ha Emma from Canada
Really five North American called oh my word
That's hilarious. Dude. You like have a little dial here. Oh wait that doesn't work though
wait what you have to put it like in between
Almost positive that this isn't working as anticipated if I take this thing and I put it on the duct right here
That ends up be a duck dude. That ducks like get off my pond
Son like what okay? What is the body bald Eagles sound like?
Maybe that's right
Who knows I don't know they've taken photos. No. That's not you whisper willie. Yeah, that's like. Yeah
Yeah, it's not it coyote or wolf
That's above me that's a bald eagle. Yeah, so this sound right here
That's this one here. We go. Let's go to the cougar
I don't know about you, but that sounds a lot like a wolf to me and this
Does not sound like a bear that sounds like a cat
What if you took this from the dollar store and like you went you went to go hunting?
Wow, what did I say you went to go hunting? They said it decided this offer?
He's really just saw huzi. He once took a hunting you'd I was like alright quick. We about a hundred duck makes duck call
Does like when you eat breakfast sounds like a nasty part?
laughs dude
I'm gonna have to say this is the turn similarly because money is not a duck sound that's not a bear sound
That's not a coyote sound
You can freak people out with that dude you go out buy things when done
With this thing on in the face and when they fear you say I'm dead inside
So nothing matters anybody goes up to your window and says that and nothing matters. You're gonna freak out girl
I'm gonna freak out smoke free go. I'm picking up. I'll break it up
So she gave you
Does that meet her?
Bra, bra look at that artwork, that's dope. Thank you so much. That's cool
if I was like super self-absorbed I put that on the wall because
myself
This one's from Emily from Florida. Oh
gosh
Make your own Mr.. Dirty the people that make the products. What are they thinking yeah?
Yeah, gear box put some turn. It kids love playing with the tur yeah. Yeah, it's like
how did it go through all the levels of production and
Manufacturing and delivery all the way up to like selling it at the dollar store
Yeah, you know everyone along the line was like this is going to work
This is going to make a million dollars dude selling poo. Oh
my God
Weird what why?
Why?
Little stickers that you put on your turn. No reason here's the turd guys. Oh, so weird holding on to that absolutely
Absolutely dude, okay
There you go. There's the turd I made the turn and now
I'm dead inside
Mr.. Xxx is dead inside
Please save me. I'm going to naturally have to say turtle
You're right on the money here dude turn it
Mr.. Dirty must be turd it turd turded see that thumbnail right there bloody soap
Yeah, some more dollar store stuff for you. Know Joe bloody soap. It bleeds
Just like my soul click it and I'll see over there high-five