I just draw the attention of the committee to today's Roll Call
Everybody be quiet!
I'm getting some heartening news here but I'm not getting it until I know
your password.
No, c'mon.
Good afternoon
Good morning!
[laughing]
Thank you Mr. Speaker I noticed the smirk on
your face we find it laughable as well
I doubt it but it's going to do much good
for me just to hold up a small sheet of paper
How many of you went to
Blockbuster Video last weekend?
I like it all, it's all good stuff.
Negotiating with President
Trump
He said that they said he said they all said
Is like negotiating
with Jell-O.
Disagree with certain things that they said I think I'm right but
time will prove that from time we'll prove me right probably
Look I think there's a technical description for what's going on
which is the Democrats
have gone bat-crap crazy
And when I read the document my reaction to it was this
is really an interesting draft
You weren't supposed to do that
Just another
corrupt official why would you come to my office
You can sit there and say yeah
but this is an uncredible witness because he had to say one thing just a
few months ago
Congresswoman Lowey congressman can you come over and talk
to us here for a minute please? What's the news? What's the news?
The gentleman you know if I did I would already tell you you already had your
time to talk
No shame, loved that Chad. She blew you kisses anyway that was
worth something.
Well I'd rather have the news.
This is of course a picture of
former President Ronald Reagan naturally firing a machine gun while riding on the
back of a dinosaur.
I said I wasn't gonna yield to you, you can shut up now.
This is a beloved species of reptile
mammal. According to a report a long time ago and issued far far away
Well I don't
think I was going to all of that
They may even be fully recyclable and usable
for their warmth.
You got to be kidding.
Not simply by a tornado mr. president
but by a tornado with sharks in it.
These images are from the indispensable
documentary film Sharknado 4.
I don't believe mankind
responsible for climate change on Mars.
I listen to the same horseshit all the
time.
So I think it's somewhat appropriate that somebody with the
pseudoscience degree is here pushing pseudoscience.
Are you serious?
I mean this is really a serious happening here?
Mr. Chairman I object.
I will begin by recognizing myself
Mr Chairman I object.
Today the Judiciary
Mr. Chairman I object to waiving the reading.
I will remind the Senate that this is a
ten-minute vote and we got the last vote done in an excellent 20 minutes let's
see if we can do better and the clerk will call the roll
So think of me as the grim reaper.
The grim reaper is gonna kill it.
As we start to look at this this is a
Will the gentleman yield?
No I will not yield.
Here we go again!
I don't think it's right to hold her to
a different standard
Gentleman yield?
I will to my friend.
Not to suggest
the other person with not my friend.
Yeah thanks a whole heck of a lot Mr. Meadows.
What about the napkins? What about the soap to wash your hands where
does it stop??
This has been a difficult and contentious week in which darker
spirits seem to have been at play
Strangle this baby in the in the crib
I now cast out all spirits of darkness from this chamber yes I cast out the
spirit of petty divisiveness.
The heck with it, tear them up!
So that any spirit of darkness
might have no place in our midst
Not bad.
Are you a fan of Taylor Swift?
I well...
Are you Swiftie?
What Kevin is just
like a cow he's just smaller.
No, solid-core very good.
I had to pick
somebody for that one Kevin and I just looked at that beautiful political face
of yours
I'll be sore tomorrow then
Who has the best chicken sandwich?
Popeye's fried chicken is among the best fried chicken God ever put breath in.
tons of tater
tots
Congratulations Nats, we love you.
Christmas, ornaments, drywall and Jerry Epstein.
Name three things that don't
hang themselves.
Seems to be sure to get their testimony we're not going to delay
our work that would
The Ukrainians to help him cheat an election
Wooo!
The nominations —
We are in a quorum call.
Yeah when he realized the Intelligence Committee goes back on TV and says no I
was wrong that's something to be respected
Again look at Roll Call
There was a story today in Roll Call.
I'm not sure what's going on but I object