-Welcome back.
-Thank you for having me back.
I wish they would have played something a little more funky
for me so I could twerk for you. -That wasn't funky enough?
-Uh-uh. I want something a little more funky.
-I hope they will take that as a note
for the next time you're here. -Yeah, I hope so.
Because I want to twerk for y'all.
This is a little twerk dress. -Oh, my goodness.
You know, I got my twerk boots on.
-I feel like -- [ Cheering ]
Like a real missed opportunity for us.
-I mean, y'all know any, like, 2 Chainz, or...?
[ Laughter ]
Any Migos? [ Laughter ]
-It's just not going to happen tonight.
-It's not -- twerking. -It's just not --
it's just not going to twerk out for us.
-Yeah, it's not going to twerk out.
-It's not going to twerk out. [ Audience ohs ]
It is -- I was -- lovely to see you
the other night at the Golden Globes.
-Oh, thank you. -You presented with your co-star
in the film, Salma Hayek.
-Yes. -Fantastic.
Did you enjoy -- You've been to your share of awards shows.
Did you enjoy the Golden Globes? -I did enjoy it.
That was my first time ever presenting there,
ever being in that room.
It felt like a really cool high school assembly.
-It is. [ Laughter ]
And that, by the way, that's the absolute peak
of what an awards show can be, is a cool high school assembly.
-Yeah, but with alcohol. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] It is -- of the awards shows,
wouldn't you agree, it is the most fun of all of them?
-I mean, I haven't been to all of them.
-Yeah. -But for what I've been to,
that was great. -Yeah.
Did you see -- did you run into any people that you
had never met before, that you were happy to see?
-Yeah, I ran into Carol Burnett. -Fantastic.
-And that was, like, super awesome.
You know, she tweeted about me before
because I had hosted the MTV Movie and TV Awards
and I had wore the curtain and all that.
And so she tweeted that she liked it.
And then, I was, like, I had tweeted back.
But then, she didn't say nothing back.
But then I had -- I had went, you know --
I saw her -- I was on the carpet, and then I saw her,
and I was, like, "Do I approach her?"
Am I going to scare her if I approach her?
And then, I was like, "Forget it,"
I'm fixin' to just going to just get in her interview
and see what happens. -Yeah.
-And she was looking at me crazy at first, like,
"Who is this black woman?"
And then I said, "I'm Tiffany Haddish."
And then she was like, "Oh, hi!" And she was nice to me.
And that is wonderful. When your heroes are kind.
-Absolutely. And she is right,
she is as kind as they come. -Yes.
-You -- [ Cheers and applause ]
You gave an act of kindness at the after party.
You actually got up and rapped at the after party.
-Oh, yes. See, what happened was
I had been drinking some more, right?
-You had been drinking some more, yeah.
-I had been drinking some more from being --
because my feet was hurting.
So then, you know, when your feet hurt --
-So it was medicinal. -Yeah, that's medicinal.
You know, I didn't have -- I didn't have
the CBD for the feet that had wore off.
[ Laughter ] -Right.
-So then, I had smoked with Snoop Dogg, and then, I had --
-Oh, my God. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah. -Yeah.
I ain't gonna lie. I'm going to tell the truth.
I'm going to tell the truth.
Because it's legal in California.
I don't know about here. But in California...
-Yeah. -So then I had me
a little vodka, and then I went into the Netflix party,
and I saw that the Netflix party was a little --
it was not where it needed to be energy-wise.
-Yes. And now, this is a true story.
You used to have a job as an energy producer.
-Yeah, I was a professional energy producer.
My job is to produce positive energy in any room I step in.
Mostly boring bat mitzvahs and some weddings --
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-Christmas parties and things like that,
my job is to make it just pop, and get the old people dancing,
the young people dancing, get everybody moving together.
-Multi-generational. -Yeah, multi-generational,
across all age lines. -Yeah.
-And, so, I walk into the party,
and I notice it's kind of dead.
And, now, mind you, I had been to four parties already
and asked every deejay to let me get the microphone,
nobody would let me get it. -Okay.
-But this deejay, he was dumb enough
to let me get the microphone. [ Laughter ]
And I told him to play my song. I said, "Play 'Dripeesha'
by Todrick Hall and Tiffany Haddish."
-Right, right. -And he played it,
and I was like, "He must be crazy."
And, so then, I just started singing the song,
and then he plays "City Girls."
And I guess he thought I was going to give
the microphone back, but no.
I just start rapping on top of "City Girls,"
even though I don't know none of the lyrics to that song,
I just kept going -- I made my own lyrics up.
-And energy up?
Do you feel like you turned the party around?
-Now, it looked like everybody was dancing.
I seen cell phone lights. When you see cell phone lights,
it's either good or really bad.
So -- [ Laughter ]
-It sounded like a good one? -It felt really good.
It felt like people were dancing and moving.
They was like, "Go, Tiffany, go, Tiffany!"
And somebody yelled out, "She got bars!"
[ Laughter ] -Oh, that's a very --
That's very high praise. I think --
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]
I don't think --
I don't think there's even an inkling of a chance
someone will yell out that I have bars at a party ever.