Happy funk it up Friday, people!
Silence boy, I'm trying to buy tickets to Cactus Con!
Oh, the game's Saturday! I gotta buy tickets!
I don't understand why everyone loves these Cactus Conventions so much.
Cactus Con is Swellview's best convention.
And there's great food there, too, like cactus milk, cactus tacos,
- Umm. - cactus jerky
And my sister's the Cactus Queen this year.
Um hmm and I designed Piper's dress with my friend, Patina.
W- wait, the pretty Patina?
Uh, Patina L.
I love Patina L.! I love her, like, I love her!
Everybody loves Patina L. She's great.
Have you, like, actually seen her?
Have you been to her house?
Nah, her house is totally sealed shut.
Why? Does she smell bad?
Patina has this really rare allergy.
- What's she allergic to? - Air.
She's allergic to unfiltered air, so she can't go to school in person.
She has a nurse who pushes around a video monitor
that shows a live stream of Patina from her sealed up house.
We got tickets to Cactus Con!
Yeah!
We're going to Cactus Con, baby!
[cheering]
Help,
I should probably get to Henry's house for Piper's fitting.
She's here! Everybody shut up!
[laughing]
Hey, Patina.
Hi, Jasper.
Come on in. Come on in.
Ah, Piper, I wish I could see you in that dress at Cactus Con in person.
Well, well then do it. Then- then come with me. I'll be your date.
[coughing]
Slow down, too bold.
Jasper, I would love to go to Cactus Con with you.
Uh, keep going, it's working. Uh!
I just meant, I'd go if I could leave my house.
What if you could?
I don't see how that's possible.
- Kid Danger! - What?
- Oh, God. - What about Kid Danger?
If I could guarantee that Kid Danger will keep you safe,
will you come to Cactus Con with me?
Jasper, that would be amazing!
Uh, this is just-- this is great.
Great fun for everybody.
Hey, Jasper, can I talk to you outside on the porch, please?
- Sure. - Cool.
- Dude. - Bro.
You guys!
[ringing]
- Bro. - Don't bro me.
Hey, do we have a three ply airtight hypo allergenic bubble suit
- somewhere in the man cave? - What size?
- Small. - Oh, yeah, we got that.
- Well, that was easy. - So, you'll do it?
- Fine. - Bro!
Wow, I can't believe I'm outside of my house.
You must be Patina.
Nice to meet you for the first time ever.
Nice to meet you.
- Dude. - Bro.
Ooh, ooh, ring toss on a cactus!
[ringing]
- Hey, Schwoz, what's up? - Hold for Ray. Hey.
- What's up? - What's up?
What's up? It's the Man Cave, come quick!
- What? - I thought you said the man cave computer
was unhackable.
I thought it was but someone did it!
And now every computer in the Man Cave has the same message on the screen.
W-- What's it say?
It just says, "Game On" over and over.
[ringing]
Did you guys get this text?
Yeah. Hello Swellview,
I will pay one million dollars to whomever can bring me
the world's most poisonous cactus.
- Uh, guys. - Hmm?
Have bigger problems.
I know that you will want that million dollars
some mystery person promised for that cactus.
Dude, that cactus is worth a million bucks.
You're standing between me and buying a moose.
Now, come on. They can't stop all of us.
Mama wants a moose!
[fighting]
Ah!
[breathing]
[whimpering]
We saved the citizens of Swellview once again.
Ha, hey!
Hey, he did it!
I told you.
[air deflating]
Uh oh!
Patina, your suit!
Can someone take me to the hospital?
Yeah, I got you.
Alright. Uh.
We saved the world's most poisonous cactus.
It's gone.
Oh oh!
Oh, no, this is bad. This is very, very bad.