Hey everyone!
So today as you can see
I'm doing this video that you may have seen across the internet. Everyone's doing it
It's been a hot second since I like I jumped on a trend a tag. I'm excited it is
reading your assumptions about me and then either telling you if you're right or wrong or
Letting you still believe those assumptions, who knows. So in case you don't know who I am
Hi, I'm Hannah Whitten. If you've just met me. Maybe you don't have any assumptions about me.
Maybe you do! but I asked on Twitter for you to send in your
assumptions, things that you think about me. This is so narcissistic.
I love it. But I'm also kind of intrigued to see like how I come across and if there are any
gaps in who I am and how people perceive me online cuz I feel like I'm fairly honest I definitely withhold
some things but we willl see. We're just gonna start.
We're just gonna start. You graduated top of your class.
Umm no. I graduated like we only graduate University in the UK. We don't graduate at school.
I've always been smart.
Never never the best though, like like in the in in the group of the best
But never the best. So at university, I just got a first you need
70 percent to get first. I got 70.3.
But if you get 69.5, they do round you up to a first as well.
So I was like in there. You walk around your home barefoot a lot. Nope. I
walk around my home in my slippers all the time. Barefoot is probably the least likely
footwear you'll find me in. I'm either at home in my slippers or my socks. You rarely lose your temper. True.
I don't think I ever get like super shouty, angry and like lose my temper.
I can't even tell you when the last time that ever happened.
Maybe when I was a child. What?! Okay, you want to do voluntary breastfeeding to get smaller breasts.
Is that a thing? Like how would I...
voluntarily breastfeed? My breasts aren't producing any milk.
And also if you're breastfeeding how would that make your boobs smaller?
Your boobs get bigger and then they get drained. I don't know. What?!
So naturally, because of the kind of content I make there are a lot of assumptions about
my sex life.
Oh, well, we'll see what I'm comfortable
confirming or denying, but this one says you have a high libido. And
I would say
That's a tricky one because like what is high? Compared to
my past, compared to other people? So I'm not gonna say like if my libido is high or low,
because to be honest
I don't know what like normal or average
is. But my libido has definitely gone down since like all my surgeries and
being ill last year like there is a definite difference
between my libido now and like what my libido was before all of that happened. That's just my observations.
You're actually taller than what your socials make you out to be.
Nope, I'm probably shorter than you think. I am 5 foot.
Nothing, that's it. This is an interesting one because of a video I did a few years ago.
All of your makeup is still cruelty-free. And that's interesting because my makeup was never all
cruelty-free and it still isn't. I think it's mostly
cruelty-free. It's something that I've looked into but in the most bare
minimum way. I would still go into like Boots and Superdrug and still be like a shit
I don't know which brands are cruelty-free or not. I can make like good guesses.
There are a few that I'm like, oh, I know that that one is but I don't really buy makeup that often.
I literally just buy stuff to replace things.
The only thing I have that I know for sure isn't cruelty-free that I remember in that video
I said that I would like find a dupe like get replacement is my MAC taupe
lipstick. And it ran out and I was devastated and I got Charlotte Tilbury lipstick,
which is super expensive
but cruelty-free and it
Wasn't the same it wasn't the same. It's an entirely different color.
It didn't work and then all of my health stuff happened and I got out of hospital and I was like
okay, I'm getting back into normal life now
And the only thing that I felt was gonna make me happy was getting that MAC lipstick again.
And I was like screw it.
So I got that MAC lipstick again, and I still love it and there is nothing that can replace it.
And I think that's fine. I'll be honest with you
I have been scared to admit that I rebought back MAC lipstick on the internet because of the kinds of comments that
could potentially arise like "you're an evil person go kill yourself". So I'm calling you all out now if you're gonna do that.
Most of my collection is cruelty-free. Don't even have a massive collection.
Everyone is trying their best, please let me just have this one lipstick. Jesus Christ.
Was that too aggressive? I'm just
expecting an onslaught. The Internet has scarred me. The Internet has ruined me. No one is perfect. Uh-huh. You are a perfectionist.
Nope
I'm not a perfectionist in my work. In fact, I am like the complete opposite.
I'm like a that'll do kind of person which you know has its own problems as does being a perfectionist.
You want a breast reduction.
I don't know. Yes, and no, I don't know.
All I know is that my boobs are massive and they really annoy me and piss me off and
I hate it. I think I went through like oh, it's great like confident big boobs and
trying to like cover up that it was kind of frustrating and
just the years and years and years just like all on top of each other of
living with these
absolute monstrosities. I'm just like, I give up.
Yeah, just I can't anymore. I've had surgeries for medical reasons and oh boy, like surgeries are really serious
And so I am NOT taking like a decision to have a breast reduction likely at all.
And also I would like to get pregnant someday and pregnancy will change your body
So I kind of don't really see the point in having a breast reduction
Before pregnancy. You don't go to synagogue. Correct.
I do not. The last time I went to synagogue. Was it even a synagogue? It wasn't. It was for my great-grandmother's funeral
but that was like
in the graveyard, so
it's not synagogue. I don't know. The last time I went to a synagogue before that was for a family friend's wedding.
I have been to synagogue before been to some bar mitzvahs, Bat Mitzvahs and
when I was a kid, I went to Heder every Sunday where you learn about being a Jew.
So I'm Jewish, but no, don't go to synagogue. I'm not religious. I'm a secular cultural Jew. You want kids.
Yes, I do want kids. I am broody. I want a family
I want some babies. Dan, and I have just got a gecko.
We got our first pet together and oh my god
We were both talking the other night about just how anxious we are about this little reptile creature, about this little lizard,
which is like is she okay? Is she settling in alright? Is she hungry? She eating enough? Does she like us?
Oh my god, the anxiety is real and like holy shit
Is it like this but tenfold if it's a human baby, but no, I do still want kids.
Yeah, you would rather be an author than a YouTuber. That's a really interesting assumption. I
Overall, I think I would rather be a youtuber for me talking, as a form of communication, comes way more naturally to me as writing
As a form of communication, I think I'm better at it and I enjoy it more
I still do enjoy writing and I'm really really proud of the books that I've ridden. I've ridden some books.
I'm really proud of the books that I've written. The Hormone Diaries is out on the 13th of June. Pre-order now!
It's gone to print. Oh!
Can't edit anymore. But if I had to pick, I
would give up writing. I just love talking which is why I'm also launching a new podcast soon because
Talking is my jam. Degree in English literature. Uh-uh.
Degree in history.
Your French is better than you say.
What else can I say in French?
My French is really good when I'm drunk. Most of the time I'm not even forming sentences.
I'm just like these are some words that I know.
And I'm trying to communicate something with you and I'm using facial expressions and body language to help.
Fuck. Nevermind.
Why am I giggling?
Je m'appelle Hannah.
J'ai dix sept - No, I'm not 17
This goes to show I've not had to tell someone my age in French since turning 20.
Okay, we can do this.
is that?
Okay, right. We're done with the French. You work more than 40 hours a week.
I don't know because I haven't counted it recently. I
roughly
Do like a 10 til 6:00 every day?
But then sometimes I also have work on in the evenings and then sometimes I have to do stuff on weekends
but I try to avoid that as much as possible. A few years ago when I just
Went full-time with YouTube. So be like back in may be
2015-2016 time I did a blog post where I actually
Tracked for like a week, week and a half all of the hours that I was working
so I just like wrote down in this notebook like,
the time I started, what I did, and the time I finished and then I added all of that up and
figured out that I was working like eight hours a day. Like, on average even though I wasn't like
doing it in a block time the way that someone who does a nine-to-five would. It was like a bit more sporadic.
But it came out with eight hours a day and I was like, oh wow.
I think I probably work more than that now, so maybe I am working a 40-hour week. I don't know.
Maybe I'll do an update that blog post. Should we start on Monday?
Hmm. You ran out of video ideas so this happened.
Correct. Ding ding ding. You saw right through me. You sleep eight hours
every night.
I actually think I sleep more like nine. Nine is what I'd like to get. Again,
this is like a big change of like pre and post my surgeries and illness.
I need way more sleep now. I think realistically I get eight hours. I try and get nine.
My dream sleep is like half 10 till 7. That's what I aim for. You're kinky. This one has come up a lot.
No, probably not by
the like extreme standards of kinky and
hardcore like BDSM and stuff. I like a little, little light, little light BDSM.
But I'm pretty vanilla. You have had lots of casual sexual partners.
Yes, ding ding ding. Correct. Before I met Dan I was single for six years, but that didn't stop me
having sex and
dating. So, that was a good six years. There was definite ups and downs, but over overall
it was a great time. Thank you so much for indulging me.
I hope that I got around to answering some of the assumptions that you may have of me.
If you have any more, I'll be in the comments. Leave some more and I'll
comment away if you're curious. But again, yes, thank you for indulging me.
Do give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it.
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