Not gonna dismantle the barricaded window. If I have a window barricaded, I probably have it barricaded for a reason.
[radio static]
Oh! OH! Oh god, tha- that- no. Don't, what the fuck are you? Why are you-
Oh... Okay.
[tense music]
Hello? "Help me."
Who are you?
OH FUCK! Jesus, fuck off, no!
No! Ah!
Fuck off. No. Nope. No. Aah!
Oh god, WHY?
Heh! Alright. Well, let's... that's nice.
Glad I've got that now!
Uh, the pulsating wall, which is nice, that's good.
I have a stack of wood logs...
...containing no logs. Okay?
What is that object, then?
Where have I found a burned house? Alright, I see more ash. This seems like a good direction-
How do you even fuck up a car like that?
How do you even DO that to a car?
Where did you fall from?
Okay, bye.
Not gonna piss off the people who live here. I-I respect that, they just wanna be left alone like I do.
I don't want anyone tryin' to murder me. Y'know?
[low rumble] Hello?
[door opens] Oh? NO. NO. NO.
[sustained chord] Suddenly music?
[chord continues]
Why suddenly music? Nothing's happening!
[chord continues]
Don't- don't with the music!
[chord gradually gets louder]
Don't with the music!
Where is it? What is it? What's happening?
What's nearby? What is even causin- Why is it so red outside, Jesus Christ.
[chord intensifies]
Oh god.
[chord reaches crescendo, then fades out]
Oh.
Okay. [relieved sigh] Alright. Everything's fine, then.
Slightly move that out of the way, so- oh, there's lots of, uh, not fungus everywhere.
Oh, okay! You're just gonna hang out in my house, that's cool(!)
[BANG] Aah! Ah, okay. Okay. Okay.
[chain rattles as Rev moves]
Can you- can you undo the trap?
Okay, well, at least the trap works.
[exasperated sigh]
Oh my god, why are you here? Who are you?
[tense music]
"We need to get away from here." Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?!
[tense music intensifies]
Get out of my house!
I guess this is my new roommate. Creepy Dude Who Won't Leave.
Just methodically, slowly tying both of his shoes and untying them.
Can you not? I'm not a fan of you, right now.
Drag this into the corner here. Kind of barricade-
Oh. Oh good! OH GOOD, he's gone. Great! My favorite(!)
I heard something outside to the right.
Having really good headphones right now is kind of a disadvantage, 'cuz I'm kinda, more freaked out.
OH SHIT!!!
Oh god! Oh god, oh god, oh god, HOW'D YOU EVEN FUCKIN' GET IN HERE YOU FUCK?!?!
Jesus fuck! AGH FUCK! AGH FUCK! AGH FUCK!
Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
AAH SHIT I got trapped in myse- trap, I'm fucked! I'm fucked! I'm fucked!
ARGH SATAN I'M TRAPPED!
Aah fuck!
[quietly] Might have gotten a little bit spooked, there...
So this has been a lie the entire time. This fuckin' situation is not a situation.
This is like a Not Situation, actually.
This is pretty spooky. Uh, if you're kind of a wuss.
I wouldn't consider myself a wuss.
"Something is lurking the shadows. I should stay close to the light." Okay.
Oh good. I'm glad they're flickering now(!) I have plenty of gas in there! Don't be flickering!