• From humping a teacher to purposely falling out of a tree, the Planet Dolan crew re-enact
some of the best true stories from our subreddit about the weirdest things we’ve done to
impress a crush.
I’m Melissa and today I’ll be your narrator.
Number 10 was submitted by -_BLUENOVA_- MKyleM When MKyleM was in his first year of high
school, he went on a field trip with the whole class.
He already started noticing a girl in his class, so he thought he could impress her
with something that hurts him because she would laugh if he hurt himself.
MKyleM and his crush were in a tree with a few other people, and he thought, "she would
probably laugh if I fell", so he did.
The fall was not that high, as it was around 2-3 meters.
She laughed, then and called him an idiot.
MKyleM was still happy that she laughed, even though they never got together.
Number 9 was submitted by MishaMedved Legna In Legna’s global history class, his class
had a group project where the teacher would dress up as a civilization-destroying god,
and they had to prove their ancient civilization was the best and why they deserved to live.
Well, Legna had a crush on this one girl for 3 years, and she mentioned how funny it would
be if someone could make the teacher crack and break character.
Since Legna’s group had Greece, he dressed up as a Spartan warrior and, when it was their
turn to present, he kicked over a desk and screeched, "THIS IS SPARTA".
They got a mediocre score on the project, and their teacher just barely smirked.
Legna and the girl did end up dating for a year, so it was totally worth it.
Number 8 was submitted by AaronOfAwesom Dolan’s Brother
So during lunch in 4th grade, Dolan’s brother actually managed to sit next to his crush
and her friends.
They were doing truth or dare, and his crush thought he was playing since he’s good friends
with her best friend.
Then she asked him, "Truth or dare?"
To seem like a man, Dolan’s brother chose dare.
She giggled and told him to hump the teacher.
To seem even more like a man, he went up to the teacher and just super humped her.
It was so cringy, and when the teacher saw him she was like, what the fuck?
Now that crush is his best friend.
Number 7 was submitted by vtmatt123 Emojie Well, this girl Emojie liked told him to do
something weird in the bathroom.
He REALLY wanted to impress this girl, so the next day he brought a cantaloupe and took
it into the bathroom with him.
Emojie started making grunting noises, and then dropped it from about 4 or 5 feet in
the air and into the toilet.
It made a giant splash, and the toilet water got all over the floor.
She ended up going out with him.
Number 6 was submitted by UnsungHero100 Hellbent When Hellbent was in middle school, his crush
wanted him to come to school naked.
The next day, he went to school in nothing but his underwear.
When he showed up, there were two cops in front of the door.
Hellbent later got suspended for two weeks, and the girl never talked to him again because
he got in trouble.
Number 5 was submitted by AzumangaDaiohFan101 Spinalpalm
A long time ago, Spinalpalm had a crush on this girl and, one day, she invited him to
her house to hang out.
For a while, they just sat around and played video games until she said to him, "I hear
you have a crush on me, is that true?"
He nodded, and she paused the game.
She told him to follow her to her room and, when Spinalpalm got inside, he saw a snake
that was about six feet long in a glass case.
She pointed to the snake and said that its name was Sylvester, and told him that if he
really had a crush on her, then he would let Sylvester slither all over him.
Spinalpalm reluctantly accepted her challenge, and she got the snake out from the case.
She put the snake on the floor and it slithered towards him.
It started to travel up his leg, and from that point on, he stood absolutely still,
hoping that the snake wouldn't bite him.
Her face lit up and she gasped in awe.
When the snake was done slithering all over him, she put it back in its cage and gave
Spinalpalm a big kiss.
Number 4 was submitted by ScorpionLover Danger Dolan
When Danger Dolan was in the 10th grade, him and his friends were at the computer doing
their essays until his crush came along and asked for help removing a spider.
Dolan immediately ran to help her out and acted cocky about it.
She thought he was so cool to not be afraid, even though secretly has a bad case of arachnophobia.
As they got into her classroom, he ask her, "Where is it?"
She screamed, "Right there!"
As Dolan looked to where she was pointing, he saw a big, black hairy spider jump onto
his face.
He passed out onto the floor face first and, as he got back up, he was being cleaned up
by the school nurse.
He asked, “What happened?”
She told him that he was out for about an hour and a half.
Dolan was confused about what happened, and she told him that he might have hyperventilated
and passed out.
Luckily, he killed the spider with his face when he fell.
He vomited everywhere, but luckily his crush thought he was super cool for killing it…
even though he fainted.
Number 3 was submitted by Ambylou22 Shima One time when Shima was at school, her friends
gave her some sweets which always made her hyper.
She was so hyper she thought she was a tiger because she was reading a book about two girls
becoming a tiger.
So Shima walked on her hands and knees and started to make tiger noises at everyone.
Then her ex saw her and pinned her arms to the floor.
By now her crush and a huge crowd watched a boy pinning a girl.
So Shima kicked him in the groin and slapped him to impress her crush.
Unfortunately, he punched her in the gut, making her cry.
Her crush stood up to her ex and made sure she was all right.
A week later, her crush became her boyfriend, and her ex sits over on the other side of
the classroom.
Number 2 was submitted by Yellowtigerrobot Tolop
Tolop was in 5th grade when he thought a girl would think of him as manly if he was tolerant
to pain.
So, stupid idiot him decided to climb to the tallest point of the playground, then "slipped."
He fell all the way down into the woodchips, right in front of her.
Tolop fought back tears and got up, brushed himself off, and just walked off without saying
a thing.
No teacher saw him but he was labeled a tough guy for the rest of his time at that school.
That night, Tolop found 7 woodchips embedded in his thighs.
It was really fucking painful.
It was also a miracle he didn't sprain his ankle.
Suffice it
to say, he
never dated that girl.