I hope you guys are ready because today I'm posting my first stumble fellows video
but for real I actually got my first win on Fall Guys which I might show later in the video for
now I'm just gonna be playing solo trying to win did I say try to win no it's actually a guarantee
that I'll win every single game today I know all the shortcuts I have a massive brain and
I'm over the age of 12. so yeah it should be a guaranteed win but for real Fall Guys has been
super fun to play doing all these goofy little mini games and stuff has actually just been a
blast you guys are about to watch Pure talents here we go whoa hit me forward oh [ __ ] dude
what how did I just get an achievement for that that was actually kind of trash not gonna lie
let me go Motion I keep getting blipped
mother's not about to be a skill issue meme on Tick Tock honestly playing Fall Guys has just
been so much fun I wanted to mix it up we can go one day without having to post and play Call of
Duty although obviously I'll still be posting it and [ __ ] but yeah I play as the Damascus camo
Fall Guys Bean so we are still basically playing Cod I better qualify I swear to God nope I think
the way I want to structure this video is that I'm going to play fall guys try to win and if for
some reason I can't win any games while recording I'll show you guys my very first win it was pretty
sick I've mastered speed circuit don't even try me there you go there you go all the Boost no
I'm flying look at me go this is how it's done no no overall not bad I could go pro
look at that that dive was beautiful oh and the Boost dude oh my God am I getting oh I'm not
getting sick I got third though that was really good oh tail tag all right all right it's actually
really funny because I kind of had plans for a different sort of video I had some highlights when
I was playing with just Kayrina and then I have highlights when I'm playing with like Kayrina and
Matt but we also did some Fall Guys open lobbies with twitch subs and YouTube members and [ __ ] I
was thinking about potentially doing like a stuff Fall Guys player says type of video we're like
different highlights and [ __ ] so I think that's why I'm kind of like changing things up today I
want more time to edit that kind of video which is why I'm not doing it quite yet but I did want to
give a massive thanks to everyone who joined the channel or subbed on Twitch we currently have over
200 people in the Discord and we can have even more of people like actually integrated their
stuff with Discord but yeah thank you guys so much for the support I can't wait to be doing an even
more like awesome open Lobby stuff also I need to get a tail in the next 10 seconds or I'm screwed
I gotta cut this man off yo this is for everything right here
let's go whoa that's why I've got the Marcus camo for my boy only 13 left we're gonna win
I already told you I'm amazing at Fall Guys why is it tiptoe I wonder if I can
get the hammer cheese on this one how many people are gonna call eight people oh my God
I wanna find the hammer oh there's no Hammer uh-oh we're leading the charge I'm terrified
how does he know hacker he's hacking holy sh oh my God we're almost at the end here
it's just right across straight across
I was literally mid dive this game sucks it's okay just breathe I could taste that
Victory it was on the tip of my tongue all right let's go
the fall guy's sound effect is such a Brayden noise ouch gotta get crapped On Track Attack
I sound like an 80 year old grandma who has a stoma yo I don't know the cheese on this one
look at him go I'm transitioning to the middle one I see this one's better
oh this one has speed boost yo that's lit oh my God beautiful diving excellent work Eric
dude I'm a genius you go up the middle that's how you win wait what the [ __ ]
Eric I'm not gonna qualify I'm not gonna call I'm not gonna call am I Cooling
always the last one oh my God I think I got a tear from that one that's what Kayrina
does she's always like the last person in and that's actually extremely hard to do at the
beginning because there's so many other people trying to qualify very very epic gamer oh this
one's pretty funny with the bar at the end now just so you guys know I am Global Elite on Fall
Guys so every single Lobby you're seeing is the highest skill based matchmaking possible just
keep that in mind as you watch me I don't want you guys thinking I'm playing against some 12
year old or some scrubs this is some Elite base matchmaking oh I should have gone for gold we
are one of the Front Runners this is looking good can't wait for it to swing back ascend
excellent work
wait where's this gonna take us straight to the end straight to the end
oh I almost could have grabbed it
yeah all right we got four not bad I see that's what I was trying to do I don't know how they do
it my guy was just flopping instead oh the slot I hate slime scraper no I never win this one I
swear I have like Fall Guys flashbacks so when I messed up this race I tried to jump on the outside
of the map because I thought that there were bouncy pads there but there actually aren't you
could see them too they look like Bounty pads but they're they're fake there's apparently a
lot of cheeses on this one I don't know how to do them I think I know some of them oh [ __ ]
yeah you like try to get on top of this oh [ __ ] get up [ __ ] come on
waste like all my time trying to do the cheese only to just lose anyway there we go okay it
worked out we're good all right I'm gonna just play by the rules for now because oh [ __ ]
I don't know how to cheese this one I really don't
yep keep punching them off [ __ ] you you [ __ ] dude I'm having the worst luck right now I will
lose my voice while recording this video I shouldn't have worn the beanie I'm sure you
guys already know by seeing countless videos in the past there's just something about wearing
this particular beanie that makes me so [ __ ] mad I can't even explain it I'm already too
tilted oh you know we're sneaking to the middle Christ due to physics oh I'm zooming that's how
you do it every time you gotta make that dive if you don't make that dive you are screwed look at
me fall guys I literally became The Fall Guys I am so good Tundra run I've never done this
one oh wait no I have done this one I think we had this in the open Lobby maybe trying to see
if there's any cheeses I don't I don't see any Cheez-Its yet so far so good we got the uh inside
dodged that [ __ ] snowball I just watch the kill so many people oh I shouldn't laugh don't
be laughing oh my God so far it's good so far we're good someone knows something that I don't
mother can you just go up this way oh yeah you can I mean is that really so that wasn't so bad
I just zoomed
oh I am set you're supposed to rise up like an epic gamer and then dive okay still in it
kill issue you suck I'm kidding or am I are they gonna make it oh my God I feel so bad but
I just love watching people lose I know it's like so evil but it's like my favorite thing
just watching people fail over and over again there's just something so satisfying about it
and you never want to be that person you know oh my God snowball survival oh goodness I wish
I could have like 360 field of view while playing fall guys that would be amazing
go back get up oh my God that was very close I didn't like that they're pushing each other
off in the last three seconds push someone off oh I almost killed him I think a lot of
people died on that one probably two let's see let's see what we got 28 oh
half the lobby died it could have been worse I just want to make it to one final round please
only nine people are gonna call oh we have space for me this time now they're
in a hammer oh there's no Hammer okay this is officially the group I'm gonna push someone off
when it's time to finish this game ends in an instant keep going straight no oh
sideways I'm not being the front runner that's how you die it's this way then all the way to
the end oh my god oh I think we cracked the code this is the Winner's Circle right here
just be brave be brave lads oh someone slipped off there's a hammer oh there's a hammer the
question is do you want to risk it all to get hit by the hammer and go off I don't want to I'm
not taking that chance I don't even know my way back so I'm not I better not fall off oh someone
[ __ ] die all right it's this way this person jumped across they're still pushing each other
it's this way oh we're getting to the end we're getting to the end it's all the way Lance we're
going yes wait how do you qualify 10 out of nine that is physically impossible I better still be
in the game what's gonna happen you better stay there Eric do not move do not push me off do not
push me off oh we broke the gate only nine people were supposed to survive we got 10 somehow I'm
getting nervous I might actually throw up oh we gotta do hoops there we go okay we got that one
get into that one get up there we go beautiful
already got roughly half of our Hoops someone's already called oh God
get in there get in there oh my I only need one more one more hoop there's only a couple of walls
dude we gotta get this one fast I'm in I'm in oh we're going to finale boys this is it right
here come on what do we got what's the finale oh not hexagon I suck at this one what's up
I'm already on Blue that's great
okay okay we're still on purp someone that perp
we're doing okay this is going okay so far
normally I'm not at this kind of level you little [ __ ]
oh I got bumped I got bumped
building a whole path here oh man we're almost out of Blues though oh good lord man
will I be able to continue the purple path
so oh I'm still on purp we're doing okay this is actually okay no one's a limb yet
dude this is actually it this is literally it there's nothing after the yellows
oh my God am I gonna win am I gonna win who's still up here who's still up wait
did I win no there was someone above me their heads would have been oh my God we got second
place boys GG that was actually really good I've never done that good at hexagon before
that would have actually been so lit if I won that one I actually thought I had the win right
there oh we got Arctic flip-flops I'm not putting those on I like my my golden clogs yeah all right
let's try again we gotta keep at it foreign this game makes me lose my mind I love it easy easy
win we got roll out okay the key to this one is ignoring the fruits just focus on you surviving
a lot of people died a lot of good men died today oh for nothing I refuse to lose look
at someone's gonna die get pushed I want to troll someone oh don't slip off Eric what are you doing
button Bashers press the button that lights up to score points to defeat your rifle oh
what is this I've never done this one oh God okay I didn't know the Button had to be gold
that's how you get the point it's got a decent lead going on this person what are they doing
I qualified I hope you go to a final round somehow please I just want my
chance to win oh blastball final I'm not ready for this the question is is it more
important to focus on Survival or getting the blast balls that was so [ __ ] close
oh they almost got me off there almost
a bump's been planted I got fourth place man oh they're all in their own Corners although maybe
that's how you survive oh I think the Swagger V2 is gonna win let's see oh wait oh they just
hit themselves okay just push them off we gotta hug off now oh god oh that platform is dying oh
that should be hilarious that's gonna do it I don't know how I knew but I knew he was gonna
win at least I made it to the final I mean that's that's all you can hope for right but since I
wasn't able to win while recording I hope you guys enjoyed my first win on Fall Guys roll the clips
my brain hurts my brain hurts [ __ ] which one is it it's not the one I'm on oh my God
I'm not paying attention I've just been emoting that one jiggled I saw a Jiggle It was a fake
oh who's gonna go poop who's pooping
did you make it to it yeah oh my God it's the last one
the brain large it's about to get intense oh God the slime's rising
we win
oh thank you baby
we were actually the best oh my God I like your
shorts there I can see a little bit of cleavage from the bottom
so yeah here's the Epic replay of my first win on Fall Guys as you can see I was a complete bastard
at the end of the game it was just me Kayrina and some random person and I figured one of us could
get the win if I just grabbed the other person and Let The Fall Guys physics take course and
it did it was beautiful this man went flying off and Kayrina being the amazing wife that she is
knowing that I've never won Fall Guys she just jumped off the map and let me get my first win
she let me have one of my best moments in gaming she's so sweet with that being said
Thank you guys very much for watching I hope you guys enjoyed watching my first win on Fall Guys
and also just watching me play it if you guys did enjoy this video and you want to see some
more Fall Guy stuff or some other random games make sure to drop a like I'll see you guys later
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