- Well, I picked the wrong day to wear ankle socks.
I'll tell ya that.
These green ones look a little long.
Let's just start with one of those short black ones, huh?
(ding)
You know what? On second thought,
let's just start on the moguls and the bumps.
Those will slow me down,
so I won't go too fast.
I'm just gonna be honest.
This looks like an expert learning area.
Is there something else we can start with?
What do they call it?
A magic carpet?
♪ A whole new world ♪
You know, the acoustics in here are awesome.
♪ A whole fantastic point of view ♪
Uh-oh. Okay.
Ope ope ope. (man in mask speaking faintly)
It's harder than it looks.
French fries going down.
Jeans were not the best idea.
Let's go do the black ones.
Ah! Oh, no no no no no no.
This is how we lost Sonny Bono.
No no no.
God, grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change.
Ah, I got some wet cheese curds.
I'll just tell you that.
This one's a scoocher, for sure.
(grunting)
Better safe than sorry.
- Hey, hey Bud.
Where are you from?
- Wisconsin.
- Wisconsin. Okay.
I'm gonna suggest you take
the Spring Dipper over here, okay?
That's gonna be a good run for you.
(ding)
Hey there, fella.
Can I give you a tip?
Bud, can I give you a little tip?
Not too fast, now.
This is a green.
Oh hey, hey,
can I give you a little tip?
Can I give you a tip quick?
Big s's when you make those turns, all right?
Big s's.
Nice and smooth, okay?
You don't wanna catch an edge.
Mind the sign. Says slow, bud.
Look right here. Hey.
Keep the weight on that downside ski, okay, Bud?
Use your poles.
That's what they're there for.
Oh, look at this guy coming through the trees!
Oh oh oh, you need first aid?
Hold on, Bud.
He's okay.
Hey Bud,
hey tips up before you go tits up, okay?
No yard sales on my watch.
Follow my lead, okay, Bud?
Oh, no, no.
We don't know each other.
I just, I just watching you ski.
Tips up, guys. Tips up.
Are you guys good?
You're good.
All right. All right.
Be safe out there, fellas.
Here we go, tips up, guys.
Oh, oh, empty chair. Dang it.
There you go, looking good.
That looks nice.
Nice turns.
Ah, oh, that's warm.
It's a team sport, okay?
There's no I in ski.
Have fun out there.
Oh, oh.
Hey, mind that sign! Mind that sign.
- Thanks for letting me hop on your chair lift.
You know, I never like riding alone.
What is your favorite kind of cheese?
(ding)
Oh, you're a local?
I know a lot of locals back where I'm from.
I'm from Wisconsin.
I know you got mountains around here, okay,
but there, we got lakes.
Now, where are ya staying?
and what's that by now?
And where is that?
Ope, got a little snow in my eye.
Geez Louise. Do you wear contacts?
The walleye bite is really good these days.
So, can I ask you another personal question?
Now, I found these at a Goodwill
and they were a real good deal.
I'll tell you a funny story about a gas station.
Have you been ice fishing?
And then, bang, you know?
Got 'em, bang.
Yo, Kyle, can you see?
Is it going?
(ding)
Champagne powder all day, boys.
(cheering)
Yeah, bro!
Yeah, sandy!
Oh, gotta play that back.
Oh, I'm in settings.
Switch. Give me a second, Bro.
I'm getting in pos-ish.
I wasn't rolling, Bro.
You gotta wait.
Oh my gosh, you're a gaper.
Gab it up.
God, there's so many Jerries out here today.
Bro, you better land at this time.
My hands are sicles.
We're good, Bro. Hit it.
Bro, whoa!
Bro, I wasn't ready.
Bro, for sure,
you were all boned out,
but I wasn't rolling!
You gotta give me a heads up!
Do it again!
Bro, card's full.
Yeah, all 128 gigs.
This footage would look so much better
if I was good at snowboarding.
- To a day full of skiing.
(ding)
- I can't wait to get up there.
- Beautiful day.
- Ope, forgot my binding's loose.
We gotta go get you a screwdriver.
- And a screwdriver.
Can't wait to spend all day out there.
- Nah, yeah,
but you know, one little,
one little beer. - Yeah, one beer first.
There we go. There we go.
Come on. Ah!
20 bucks you hit the same spot twice.
- Done.
- Oh!
We should go up, but I'm hungry.
I hear they got a $17 burger here.
$17? Well, I gotta try that.
- Ah, yeah.
- A little fuel to get down the mountain.
(speech muffled by food)
All right, let's do it, Charlie.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
The lines are terrible.
- Take a seat.
We're not trying to be heroes today.
- All right, let's hit it for real now.
Oh, wait a second.
Ah, it's four o'clock!
- Ah, I didn't get a lift ticket anyway.
(rock music tones) (baby babbling)
- [Charlie] Keep her moving.
- Let's get it. Yeah!
Oh!
Yee!