We shouldn’t do this.
We definitely shouldn’t do this.
Hey I’m Madelaine Petsch, I’m Cheryl Blossom from Riverdale, and today I’m going to be
acting out Riverdale scenes by myself.
Hey there Juliet.
Nurse off duty?
You haven’t gone full yellow wallpaper on me yet, have you?
They’re crazy.
My parents are crazy.
They’re parents.
They’re all crazy.
No but, what if, what if Polly is too?
The way she was talking to me.
The way she looked at me and now all I can think is….
Maybe I’m crazy like they are.
Hey, we’re all crazy.
We’re not our parents, Betty, we’re not our families.
Also…
What?
[smooching sounds]
The car!
Wow, that’s what you’re thinking about in the middle of our moment?
No!
Polly talked about a car Jason had stopped for them down Route 40 near some sign.
If we can find it we can confirm Polly’s story.
One way or another.
Ohhh now way.
It’s clearly pointing to… the new girl.
This should be fun.
Um, I’m not doing this.
That’s up to you!
But, if you don't, house rules decree, the host guest gets to take your turn.
[In closet]
I know her brother died and everything, but Cheryl Blossom truly is the antichrist.
Haha, so uh, do you miss New York?
It’s been less than a week.
Did I miss something?
Oh, there’s a back, there’s a back.
It’s been less than a week, but yes.
Six minutes, 20 seconds.
OK, your turn.
Ask me a deep, probing question.
It looked like you and Betty were having fun at the dance.
Definitely, we’ve been friends forever.
My turn.
I didn’t ask my question yet.
Is that all it is?
Just friends?
We’re not just friends.
We’re best friends.
My turn.
Did you have a boyfriend in New York?
No.
My turn.
Could it ever possibly become something more?
Are you asking for Betty or yourself?
For Betty, and you didn’t answer my question.
I have never felt whatever it is I’m supposed to feel with Betty.
Have you felt it though?
With anyone?
Yeah, this summer.
Have you?
Maybe once.
You’re a little more dangerous than you look, aren’t you?
All boy-next-door-ish.
You have no idea.
Your turn.
Ask me a question, Archie.
Ask me anything you want.
We shouldn’t do this.
We definitely shouldn’t do this.
Wooo!
Go bulldogs!
Ladies, where’s the heat?
Where’s the sizzle?
Well you haven’t seen our big finish yet.
Don’t freak out, just trust me.
Check your sell-by date, ladies.
Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.
So let’s see if you do better with the interview portion of your audition.
Betty!
How’s your sister doing?
Um, Polly’s fine... thanks for asking.
Veronica!
Has Betty told you about her sister yet?
Uh, no.
Go ahead Betty.
Tell Veronica about your sister and my dear brother.
Polly and Jason, uh, dated.
I wouldn’t say “dated.”
It didn’t end well.
In fact, Jason is probably why your sister had a nervous breakdown and now lives in a
group home, isn’t it?
That’s what my parents think.