oh look everybody I forgot my hat well we had another one of them spectacular
wigs thank goodness I'm sure it's the girl's fault I'm sure all the things
magical stem from the girl that's full of it or what I'm gonna take her in here
and let her shower up because she pulled chains and work binders and everything
today boom boom and her foot too it's like better than a workout she said
let's go get some food guys
oh hush what's that face for girl mind your business you don't want to hit
something dick did you hit on the lever that you used to tilt the wheel actually
I did I did it yesterday too so today I just mash my knee into the
head and I walked into him it's not an actual wheel like a heart
it's a rubber wheel what called hard rubber is hard hard and I got a knob on
my right shin from that I will play you the tiniest violin in the world I would
smack you but he would growl and try and bite me yes he's saving you but are you
happy with your day's work coz I'm happy with it
you know you know we don't I mean even as we get out of the truck and walk
around and stuff but it's different muscles
yeah it's oh I've been here I didn't I had been there I didn't know that muscle
was even there and poor flat betters out they had been doing their whole life
what is she tearing up the water all right we're not gonna junk around here
all night we're just we're in exit 34 over here by Seattle girls got to take
it away I've been up since midnight it is now half past the monkey's ass the
quarter - its balls I mean I don't know 5:30 yeah so I'm definitely going to bed
I'm gonna let her drive to Cincinnati I've been up since noon
was it noon it was it might have been there was a big ol wreck over here so I
woke her up so she could participate
probably 11 or she's gonna drive 250 miles to Spokane and go bed that's what
she's gonna do I'm gonna jab him in the eye
yeah we'll see about that I don't know you got to tell us about
your diet girl well I don't know there's a lot to tell we have discovered
something though yeah how we had the discussion on women's winter and your
thermostats rep to you cuz you sweat all the time daddy here used to get headache
every day we might tell them about that I don't know well tell them again every
day headache every day no on the keto diet you get headaches I
was looking on Facebook because Facebook that's everything and if you don't then
YouTube that is right people get keto flu and it's a headache
and nothing to get rid of like Advil or whatever that's because you're not that
we have keto flu because we ain't been killing long enough
no no he's been getting this for a long time five years but it's because you
lose so much water that your electrolytes are off which he loses all
his water she's sweating like crazy so he eaten now you gave me aspirins oh
well anyway she's got me eating the pink salt which is good the pink salt keeps
away ghosts also forget about the pink salt
what to find the pink salt later cuz I'll need it it's good stuff
pink salt
I know what you might be thinking that salt is bad for you but salts not bad
for you the kind of stuff they dig out of the
ground over the white table salt it is bad for you cuz crystallized and it
catches the inside of your veins and your body makes platelets which gives
you hardening of the arteries and things like that right so it's not that I saw
it's the pink Himalayan salt it melts in your mouth not in your hand oh wait a
minute that's Eminem's Jesus I would like to have any ailment remember my
most immediately but back to em and Elms boy I sure would like an M&M we're not
going hungry at all on this diet we can eat all the meat we want it doesn't
count guys dark chocolate don't count I like me some dark stuff dark chocolate
don't matte dark turkey legs are good I like dark turkey legs
I'm your whipping boy I already have a drink your coffee
where you want em get away you look so tired baby where we going that's it we
are tell them Cincinnati right tell them that you ain't going too far
we got a straight turnaround today delivering pick them up in the same spot
no wait time and off we go that's spectacular ain't it so I'm gonna let
the girl drive now and I'm gonna go to bed and I'm gonna sleep all night we
know how far she's going to I'm 50 miles but that's still good all right because
we're both tired we ain't no hurry we deliver Monday
night Tuesday morning there's no rush at all so we got to go
we go talk to you guys later what that's a different day that's a
different day but but tomorrow we're gonna get some cooked breakfast has been
it's been weeks since we've had a cooked breakfast it's all we've had is like the
eggs and cheese and stuff so I'm ready for some fried eggs bacon we can have
bacon bacon bacon salad ain't nothing else we can have for breakfast maybe a
honeydew maybe have an omelet Oh can I have an omelet and honeydew Hades
fruit I mean the orange one yeah I don't care it's good for you she aims need let
me have a sweet potato this week I mean oh whatever happened to your sweet
potatoes I know seeing you guys later
is a detective down in Texas you know me now is just exactly what
people's taxes