- Put a handfull of crickets in your mouth.
- Just in my mouth and then (spits).
- Yeah.
- Mh Mh, Mh Mh.
(screams)
(dramatic classical music)
- [Staff] Welcome to Fear Pong.
Scared Shitless.
- Ohh (blows raspberry)
- Nah.
- Who are you guys?
- I'm Big Dawg.
- They can call me Dirty Kurty, heyyy.
And who are you?
- It's me, Luigi.
- I'm Dae, the May Queen, AKA Hawaiian Jesus.
- Okay, so, who's gonna win?
- We're gonna win.
- Mmkay, losers!
- [staff] All right, are you guys ready?
Who's gonna go first?
- Me first? Cool.
(ping pong ball bounce)
(cries)
(soft moan)
- Is that your real noise that you make?
- What do you want me to do? (grunts)
(screams)
Oh my god!
- What the hell?
- Oh!
- I'm glad that happened not while I was throwing.
- You better shoot it, Daddy.
(ping pong ball bounce)
(screams)
Bathe in pig's blood.
We're doing it.
- Oh no I'm not!
(squealing) No I'm not!
- You know what goes good on hot dogs?
Pig's blood!
- Pig's blood!
- Hell no!
(dark suspenseful music)
(screaming)
- Oh my god, ew, look at your fucking toes!
look at her fucking toes!
- The ritual has been complete.
- I'm, ew.
(dark suspenseful music)
- It adds to both of your looks.
(laughs)
- It does, look I'm like--
- You have ketchup now. - Ketchup!
- I'm gonna fuck you guys up, I feel sticky.
(screams)
Oh my god!
You guys!
Let's fuck 'em up.
(ping pong ball bounce)
Aw, that was, have you ever seen a ghost?
- Yes, I have.
- Really? - How many times?
- Where?
- Hawaii is a very haunted place.
(panting)
- You laugh now, but if you see a old lady
standing on the side of the road
when you're driving in Hawaii
and you don't pick her up, you're fucked.
- I moved into a apartment in Capitol Hill
and I never believed in ghosts
and I saw this woman and I got to a point
where I was like I think I'm a lunatic
like I need to go somewhere like I think I'm psychotic,
this bitch would like be like sitting here like looking at--
- Oh my god!
Yes! - Unreal!
- Oh, hell nah.
Play Bloody Mary in a pitch black bathroom.
(shouting)
- That's you, that's you!
- You're about to see the lady in white, motherfucker!
- I'll watch outside, that's all you.
- Why does it all have to be dark.
No, no, no, no, no.
- No like deadass, like I'm actually scared right now.
- (both) Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!
- That is so stupid
- Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
- Can you see shit?
I literally can't see shit, I'm actually freaking out.
Stop, stop, I feel like someone's behind me,
okay you have to get behind me.
(screams)
Oh my god!
Ew! Oh my god Ew!
Seriously look at it, oh my god.
Ew! (screams)
Oh my god.
(somber violin music)
It was horrifying.
- Whoa
(ping pong ball bounce)
- Yeah! (screaming and yelling)
- In the hole!
- Put a hand full of crickets in your mouth.
Ah, nah.
- Bucawck Bucawck, I'm a cricket.
Wait are they actually alive?
- [staff] Yes.
- Yes.
- No like, is it safe?
- Yes!
- What if it jumps in my throat?
I thought they were deep fried crickets.
- [Staff] All right open your mouth and don't even look.
- I'm gonna swallow it, can I get a chaser?
- You're gonna swallow them?
(screams)
(retching)
(screams)
- Ew, oh my god, ew!
Oh my god, they're like literally on my face.
(screams)
Ew!
- How was the bugs in your mouth?
- Fuck you, shoo, I'm like literally so mad now.
- Yeah that was really scary.
- Ew, it's like tickling on the back of my tongue.
- And do you still feel them?
- Yeah, usually I love a good tickle
on the back of my throat, but that was not it, sis.
(ping pong ball bounce)
(giggles)
(ping pong ball bounce)
- Woo!
- Have a life time of bad luck
by walking under a ladder, breaking a mirror,
and letting a black cat cross your path.
Dae, are you down to do this?
Do you believe in this kind of stuff?
- I'm only afraid of the white devil.
I used to be very superstitious
and now I'm pretty superstitious.
(laughs)
- This is their dare?
(laughs)
Oooh.
- What if I died in a car accident after this.
- Yeah.
- Would you feel bad?
- [staff] It was your choice.
(panting)
- Look she about to fall.
(panting)
- That is easy, are you kidding?
- Do it!
(smash)
(screams)
- Oh, shit.
- Dae.
- Couldn't do it.
- He's freaking me out
- Come on, you left me hanging!
- Oh I feel like that's more bad luck.
- You promised we wouldn't. - okay I'll do it.
Jesus, help me!
(smash) (screams)
(ping pong ball bounce)
I keep thinking about how I cracked a mirror.
Fuck, we're gonna lose now, too!
- [Kurt] Chug it, put it down, let's go.
- You can, yeah.
- God, that's nasty.
- Ooh, get it, ooh, get it.
Ooh!
- I'm telling you, it's the fucking mirror!
- Don't scream for the next minute.
- Please, please, please, please.
- [Staff] Turn off the lights.
- Ew, this is not even our dare.
(suspenseful music)
- Somebody following me!
- Ew!
- I tell you he screamed.
- No, I'm talking loud.
- No, uh uh, no.
- I'm not screaming I'm talking loud!
I am not screaming I see scream, that is not screaming.
(screams)
- Oh, hello.
- [Staff] Wait was that considered a scream?
- I heard a scream.
- [Staff] Everybody raise your hand
if you think Dae screamed.
- Oh, it's unanimous, bitch.
Get the cup outta there.
- No more scary shit anymore.
- Bitch.
(ping pong ball bounce)
Oh!
- Go into the ally and shake the hand of a stranger.
- Why do I do this?
- Oh my god.
Why do I play this game?
We can drink.
- No we can go, we can do it.
- [Staff] You guys, if you feel weird,
trust me, you can go back.
- Why is there a knife in his hand?
- I don't know.
- Run, run, he's coming after us!
(screams)
- What'd you see?
- You sound winded.
- Well, we had to run.
- Why'd you have to run?
- 'Cause he had a knife.
- White dude in a mask with a knife.
- Yeah.
(ping pong ball bounce) (Gasps) Yeah!
- Oh my god, they got fucked up, bitch, they're possessed.
- They're possessed.
(ping pong ball bounce) - Oh!
- Am I fucked!
- Oh man.
Take a delicious bite from a bowl full of worms.
- No!
- [Kurt] Yes!
- Ooh, look at them doin' a little wiggle wiggle!
Open up, lean back, head up, ooh yum yum yum.
Ooh.
- Do I have to swallow it?
- Swallow, swallow that bitch.
Swallow it it's so tasty.
- [Staff] This is the future, guys.
- No!
(gasps)
- Oh, you actually ate it!
Ooh!
Ready, go!
Ready, look at this,
- Ready, ready, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- Lean your head back, lean back.
- Don't look at them, just open your mouth, just do it!
Do it, do it!
(retching)
Chew it down, chew it down, chew it down, chew it down!
- Ew, he's possessed.
- It came back up!
- [Staff] Dae, Dae, no!
- Ooh!
What did the meal worms taste like?
- It tasted like worms.
- She liked it, you did not. - I did not like it!
- Yeah, but you liked it, you asked for more!
I saw you swallow and go, I heard a slight "mmmmm".
And with him, he was like "Eugh"
- Nobody did that!
(ping pong ball bounce)
- Woo, chug, Louigi.
- There's still worm remnants in my mouth.
- Yeah that's why I wanna drink it down.
Come on.
- Alright, alright.
(ping pong ball bounce)
(clapping) Wooo oh!
No not at the same time.
(screams)
- Were you a bully growing up?
- No, oh!
- You drink? Me drink?
Okay.
(ping pong ball bounce)
(screams)
(gurgles) - Uh uh.
(ping pong ball bounce)
- Oh my god.
- [Staff] Alright, what happens
if the ball goes in that cup?
- It's over.
- You have one cup left.
- They have two and a dare and there's one cup here.
(clapping and squealing) - We're gonna win!
Ohh you think you're gonna get--
- Woo!
- Let live bugs crawl on your face.
I can't.
- You, no, no, we're gonna do this.
- No, don't make her do it.
- No, I'm drinking.
Mmhm
Ill be fucking pissed if we lose.
- Oh, no, sorry.
- I'm going to shoot a ball now.
(ping pong ball bounce) (screams)
- No that's not his turn, they went back to back.
- Rewind the tape, I'm pretty sure--
- We don't need to rewind the tape, they went back to back!
- Oh my god!
- [Staff] Hey you guys, I'll be safe and
we'll go back and look at the replay.
(tape rewinding)
- Oh, no, sorry.
- I'm going to shoot a ball now.
- [Staff] Okay, so, there was a double shot,
it went in, it didn't count, it's your guys' turn,
everybody okay with that?
- It didn't count because they're liers.
It doesn't even matter because I'm--
(screams)
- Double shot!
- [Staff] All right, we have a clear winner!
Good Job you guys.
- Yeah, Dae, woo!
- I think we all survived something together.
- What was the scariest moment for you, though?
- It does feel like we were trapped in like Jigsaw's,
like, torture chamber for a bit.
- Winners!
(cheering and applause)
(gasp)
- Well Fear Pong is fucked up.
(laughs)
- Yeah.
- I'd buy it I guess.