- [Ryann] On August 27th,
I asked my friends a simple question.
I wanted to know how they made peanut butter and jelly
and I sent a screenshot of a Tweet to our group chat.
We quickly got off topic.
Serious question though.
- Peanut butter is trash.
- Blasphemy.
- Jelly first. - Jelly is trash.
- It's easy. - Question void.
- But you'll eat ranch packets?
Okay, Sequoia.
- Wow, I ain't even say nothin.
- Sequoia doesn't put cheese on pizza.
She puts milk in before her cereal.
She puts ranch in her spaghetti.
So, all her (beeping) food opinions are dead.
- Fair. - How did we get here?
- Why you eat pizza with no cheese?
- Can we go back to peanut butter and jelly
both being trash?
- Milk before cereal? - Who puts ranch on spaghetti?
- [Ryann] That's a sociopath.
- Ranch on spaghetti is fire as (bleep).
- Who raised you?
- Animals obviously. - Nice parents.
- I will not be cyber bullied this way.
- Peasant people honestly.
- Where's my backup?
Kaylin, Tristan, Q, Joyce?
- They don't trust you either.
- They shouldn't.
- I have never put ranch on spaghetti.
- I would never do any of those things.
- That's because you were raised in a decent home.
- Bless your hearts though. - Sequoia, I still love you.
- Sorry, I'm late guys, but ranch it's my drink of choice.
- You all deserve each other.
- We know.
- I'll scroll it with pizza.
Salad, wings, and the occasional pizza slice
is all that ranch deserves.
(chime)
Scoop.
- I like it with fries here and there.
- Better than spaghetti.
- Ew, what else would you put on fries?
- Spaghetti is just too far.
- I've literally never heard of ranch on spaghetti.
- Fries and pizza sometimes for me, too.
- I mean other than in and out sauce.
- I'm 'ma put ranch on spaghetti
and not tell you all it's in there
and you all are gonna love it, watch.
- Yo, honey on pizza is fire, though.
- Finish him.
- How do you guys eat food?
- I'd never eat anything you cook, Seqouia.
- I want him dragged immediately.
- You cook it with ranch?
Diablo.
- It's a post cooking edition.
- Listen, me and Sequoia have a full channel
worth of ideas for ya'll.
(clap)
- Wait, I'm gettin dragged for honey on pizza?
- Yes.
- Honey on pizza is gross. - Yes, that's nasty.
- Couldn't be worse than pineapple.
- Drag, drag, drag.
- Both are trash though.
- Honey in general is gross, unless you pair it
with lemon and sugar as a face scrub.
- Honey is great.
- I have a spoonful of honey and cinnamon every morning.
Keeps you young.
- You would like honey.
You were raised by the whites.
- Yep, which means I have wealthy taste buds.
- (laughs)
I'm dead.
- I ain't got wealthy taste buds,
between plain cheeseburgers.
- 'Cause I had choices.
- Wow, people eat plain cheeseburgers?
- Um, you put honey in your cheeseburgers?
- Like with no lettuce?
- None.
- Childish.
- Key, you don't put honey on your cheeseburger, right?
Like just burger and cheese.
- No honey on my burger.
- Do you at least put some sauce on it?
- You put cheese on it thought, right?
- Just meat and cheese and be thankful I leave
the extras for your poor asses.
You couldn't afford it any other way.
- But, cheeseburgers are dry.
- Destinee don't eat fries.
(laughing)
- Who are you people?
- Potatoes are trash.
Move on.
- Like what does that even mean?
- You all are crazy.
- Potatoes are trash.
- Who hurt you all?
- Ryann out here snitches 'cause he eats honey on pizza.
- No one, she's just weird.
(chime)
- Snitching.
- How do you eat ass, but not potatoes?
- Oh my god.
I mean I don't eat onions.
(laughs)
- What?
- But, potatoes is a whole ass food group.
- You all are wildling.
- Say why you suck toes, Key.
- You'll suck toes,
but you won't have a pickle on your burger?
- Ya'll be suckin on body parts and eating weird ass food?
- I hate this group.
- Suckin toes and eatin ass are not comparable.
- I need a drink.
- I honestly can't decide which is worse
between toes and ass.
- No chance a dude won't want my mouth with toes.
- Guys also don't clip their toenails.
- Or a little chance I guess.
- I will never eat your ass. - If I taste poo, I'm dead.
- What is happening right now?
- We need counseling.
- So, I took my dogs for a walk
and came back to 300 text messages about eating ass.
Nah, no, goodnight.
(piano music)