Hi, my name is ColdBeer and let’s start with
Dying Light 2
To complete this open world parkour zombie apocalypse game you will need only about 20
hours.
That is a shame, it's not a lot for this price.
Although if you want to find every easter egg, finish every possible ending and visit
every corner of the world you will need about 500 hours.
So it's an ultimate completionist game, but not so much if you are just a casual gamer.
The story is unraveling about 20 years after the virus: the civilization has fallen into
Dark Ages and there are still zombies and monsters everywhere.
Humans just failed to do anything about them.
Or nobody even tried.
You know, Carl, we should do something about all those monsters.
Yeah, Gintaras, you're right.
But we can just do nothing as well.
That is a wonderful idea.
Let’s do nothing.
Yeah it seems that was the case.
So here you will discover different places and hidden passages, as you explore the game's
multiple levels and locations.
The famous day and night cycle is here and you don't want to wander outside when the
night engulfs the city - hordes of infected are just waiting for you to show up and become
their dinner.
You know, because nobody did anything about that.
Life is Strange Remastered
This is basically the same Life is Strange, but more beautiful - with enhanced visuals
and vastly improved animation using mocap technology.
Along with the base game they are remastering Before the Storm as well, which as it seems,
will be released as a separate game.
A money grab, indeed it is.
This is a story about a girl who discovers that she can rewind time.
So she and her friend start to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a fellow student,
but it so happens that if you change the past - the future is changed as well.
And sometimes those changes are not what you want.
You know, you can sleep with your own grandfather and become a mother to your mother.
That breaks life, universe and everything 42 times in a row.
So if in real life, you suddenly will gain this power of rewinding time - do not sleep
with anyone.
But that’s not a problem for you, righ? :D
Lost Ark
This Diablo-like MMO was created and released in Korea in 2019 and later it had an adaptation
in Russia, but the English version is only now blazing its way to our hearts and PCs.
I have played the beta version and I kinda enjoyed it.
I liked the controls and responsiveness of them: they reminded me of World of Warcraft,
where you have to wait until your best skill recharges and in the meantime use everything
else you got.
Although I don’t like the anime part of the game.
It is ridiculous for me when a character just runs on the beach, on sand with high heels.
Also every hero looks like they are 18 years old or younger.
I don’t dig that Asian fetish.
What do you do with your older population if you ignore them all the time in your pop
culture?
Just send them into some isolated island and forget about them?
“How old are you?”
“I’m twenty two”
“Oh my god, guys, we have a grandpa here, prepare the boat!”
You know, I like it when my hero is a rough scarred old dude with a gray beard and a huge
ax.
And he eats those 18 year olds for breakfast.
Also I hear this question a lot: is Lost Ark pay to win.
Well, in a sense it is.
Players can sell Blue Crystals that they bought with their real money to players who want
blue crystals in exchange for Gold, just like World of Warcraft tokens, and use the gold
to purchase upgrading materials from other players.
So a dude with a lot of money will be leveling faster and will be more powerful than a poor
guy like me.
That should anger me, but It doesn’t because I will not play Lost Ark again.
Not because it’s bad, but I just like darker stuff, so I will wait for the Spark in The
Dark or at least for Path Of Exile 2 instead.
Total War Warhammer III
If you have kids, after buying this game, you will never see them grow.
When you finally stand up off your chair and brush the spiderwebs away, it’s already
the year 2087.
You should be dead by then, but Warhammer somehow sustained your life and now you can
clean a spot on your dirty windows and see the world of the future.
Which will be either a nuclear wasteland and you can finally use all the knowledge from
Fallout games or a place completely overrun by aliens.
And you know how to deal with aliens as well.
So, you can either go and explore the world, or go back to playing Warhammer 3.
Which you’ll do.
Previous part was a real gem, it had no flaws, it is a perfect game except for the paid DLCs.
If you want to obtain all 10 of them, it will cost you an additional 140 Euros.
That’s a nono.
I can bet on a future where the Earth is overrun by aliens that Warhammer 3 will have the same
model.
Not great, not terrible.
Grid Legends
This is a treat for racing fans!
And it has one of the most ridiculous descriptions I have ever read on Steam.
Listen to that:
GRID Legends delivers thrilling wheel-to-wheel motorsport and edge-of-your-seat action around
the globe.
Create your dream motorsport events, hop into live multiplayer races, be part of the drama
in an immersive virtual production story, and embrace the sensation of spectacular action
racing.
Such a wonderful, spectacular, mind-bending immersive drama of edge-of-the universe awesomeness
and perfection.
Wow just wow.
Was this copywriter high or what?
If you write something like that in a serious advertising agency, you would be fired for
creating this dreamy bullshit instead of pin-pointing actual benefits of the game.
And the creative director would kick your ass before that with the famous book named
“Advertising 101”.
But to be serious - if your game is good, why do you need a brainwashing text like that
instead of telling us real good qualities of the game.
Like you know, 30 different cars, 7 new tracks, career regime and so on, so I could realize
what this game is all about.
But on Steam you won’t find anything like that.
And it's whole description is like this.
Make racing memories with a stunning variety of cars, exciting event types; and create
on-track enemies.
Holy shmoly I just can't.
Blood Bowl III
This is a turn-based dark fantasy board strategy sports game.
It's really hard to describe this game, but that's what it is.
If you have played previous parts, you know what it's all about, but if not, let me elaborate:
Inspired by the Warhammer Fantasy world, Blood Bowl is an ultra-violent combination of strategy
and sports games.
Here you will make a competitive team from various monsters, train them and buy the best
equipment so you could literally crush your competition.
Here you will take charge of a team that you can choose from 12 available races, each with
unique characteristics, traits and stats, and stop your opponents from advancing by
carefully positioning your players.
Dodge or mercilessly eliminate whoever gets in your way and reach the end zone to score.
Yeah, you wish you could score in real life, but this game will keep your virginity stronger
than ever.
So naturally, the best strategists should have an edge and beat opponents way easier,
but... who knows?
A rampaging troll might eat a teammate or two and change the course of a match in a
matter of seconds.
Elden Ring
If you played Dark Souls before, you know what this is all about gameplay wise.
But this is a very different game in all the other aspects.
From the open world, which is a new thing and the story of the game which was created
in collaboration with Game Of Thrones writer George Martin.
Open world makes the Elden Ring an exploration game.
You know, just like The Witcher 3 or Skyrim, where you can ride in any direction and then
find incredible things on your journey.
Mysterious caves, dungeons, crypts and ruins await you here with creepy bosses and awesome
loot inside them
Elden Ring will not guide you by hand.
Sometimes you ride somewhere and die just because you suck and sometimes you die just
because your enemies are way too strong for you to take them down at your current level.
But mostly because you suck.
Game is themed around dark fantasy, and has the ability for players to create their own
custom characters instead of playing as a fixed protagonist.
And you can become a mage here, or a hybrid between mage and a knight if you want.
That is also mainly a new thing and I like it.
I play as a mage in every game I can every time I make a glass-cannon build.
You know, the type of character who kills everyone with the blink of an eye, but dies
if temperature drops by half degree.
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