people freak out I didn't know this but a lot of people don't sleep with
socks I sleep with socks my feet are cold
what's up bitches it's Erika Jayne and I'm getting under the covers with
Cosmopolitan there have been times when it's been rough I think that every woman
on the show has had nights where they've laid in bed and kind of stared at the
ceiling and worried about how they're going to be perceived or something that
happened or what's going to be shown because we're not in control of that
what we're in control of is what comes out of our mouths after that you know
it's it's beyond our control I lay in bed at night all the time thinking I
can't believe I said that I can't believe I did that but those are the
moments that you have to really own up and just say hey you know what um I did
it I'm a human being and you got to roll with the punches otherwise you should
not be in the reality TV game you are a human being you get your feelings hurt
and you are sensitive but at the end of the day it's kind of par for the course
I hate to say it you know it's just kind of it is what it is I think you need a
lot of caffeine and a lot of positive thinking you're gonna need coffee water and
help prayer prayer prayer is good but I you can go to housewives f*** up and they
probably you know you they appreciate you more the more f***d up you come to housewives
was when I say f*** up what I mean is tired irritable just got off a plane I haven't
slept and like this is gonna be good how do you think they get all those great
reactions on trips we're tired no water no food but a lot of liquor
you're off to the races basically but I couldn't imagine coming to work and
having to perform you know on a corporate level and really trying to
keep my together knowing that I had just come from the club that would stress me
out I'd share a bedroom with Lisa Rinna in two seconds she's a great traveler
good friend of mine we work well together
but you know Kyle's good I mean we're all pros we all we're all good yes have
as much sex as possible please and then tell me all about it
I think everybody should have a really healthy sex life and protect yourselves
and make sure that you're two consenting adults
and f*** everything possible so I wake up around 4:00 4:30 a.m.
my dog Thiago and I I put on my sweats Thiago and I jump in the truck
and we go to Starbucks we go through the drive through venti americano with one pump of
mocha please come home walk him as I drink my coffee that's my morning I am
really good at laying on my back putting my hands over my chest and not moving
everyone says I look like a corpse someone I sleep or like Sleeping Beauty
literally I don't move for hours because I'm vain and I just my mom wouldn't let
me sleep on my face probably like getting my face really clean and putting
a bunch of like expensive cream all over it getting something really sexy jumping
into bed and passing out usually I wear a t-shirt no underwear and socks
I swear to God my feet get cold. people freak out I I didn't know this but a lot
of people don't sleep with socks I sleep with socks my feet are cold my
glam squad does not help me get in bed they're in bed with other people the
glam squad comes only when we're working you know that's what it's for it's there
for when you're turning into Erika Jayne for when you're coming to Cosmopolitan
from when you're doing cool things on a day-to-day basis I look really broke
down where are we going what are we doing who are we doing it with and how
fabulous do we need to be longer is definitely the more like luxurious
over-the-top but it's also the least convenient because you need help you
need like a pony tail Wrangler like you can't go out there by yourself and just
expect your pony to maintain its shape or its fabulousness because you know she
could get pulled off a fallout you know ponies are hard to manage
I have probably five pony tails in different lengths so I don't know this is
a good one today it's not the ultra long one this is a good one though I have
lots of pony tails you know I've been performing since I was a little girl
was really fortunate grew up in musical theater went to performing arts high
school got married became a mom and stopped really performing and when I was
35 years old my son was 14, 15 I decided that I needed to go challenge myself I
was a rich lawyers wife and was happy but unchallenged and that was something
that I needed to do for me so I started to create again on my own terms
man look at where I am in bed with Cosmo thanks for getting in bed with me be
sure to subscribe to Cosmo and sweet dreams my dear
you