After getting his Twitter account reinstated by Elon Musk
following a five-year ban for misogynistic tweets,
Andrew Tate tried to take a shot at Greta Thunberg, like a real man would,
like a real secure guy would go after a much younger woman for attention I guess.
So, what did he do?
Well, he got embarrassed after Thunberg had a fantastic dunk in response to him,
but here's how it all started.
In an effort to essentially get her attention,
Andrew Tate bragged about his alleged cars on Twitter.
I don't believe anything this guy says, but let's just assume,
let's take him at face value, he owns these vehicles.
Hello Greta Thunberg, I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has an 8.0l quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812, whatever, I don't even understand what these things are, okay?
Cuz I don't care.
It's like none of this is impressive to me.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection
and their respective enormous emissions.
Now, I'm sure everyone knows at this point, but just in case,
Greta Thunberg became a massive international public figure because of
the work she does in trying to combat climate change,
trying to raise awareness about the reality of the climate emergency.
She's incredible.
She's a strong person, and I've got a lot of love for
anyone who's as strong as she is.
And so she was not impressed as I think most normal people are.
And she had to come back that I think was fantastic.
Now we had to censor it, unfortunately.
But she writes-. >> So bummed about that.
>> I know, I think I'm more bummed about that than anything.
She writes, yes, please do enlighten me,
email me at smalld energy@getalife.com.
>> [LAUGH].
>> And the best part was Tate's reaction to that, which was simply, how dare you?
>> [LAUGH].
>> Nobody, Andrew, everyone's thinking it, you know that, right?
When you feel the need to brag about your alleged luxury cars,
anyone with two brain cells to rub together thinks,
he's struggling down there a little bit.
>> [LAUGH].
100 and this is maybe the greatest own in Internet history.
This reply is just so great.
And especially coming from Greta Thunberg who you do not expect to see that from,
this kind of aggressive, roast, battle-level slam.
It is just next level.
Good for her to come back, yeah,
enlighten me at smalldenergy@getalife.com.
I mean, just perfection and he can't reply.
Twitter is not live, does Andrew Tate know that?
He could have taken his time with the reply.
He could have asked his buddies to come up with something better.
How dare you, is perhaps the weakest reply and just shows and
you're absolutely right.
It triggered so many of his followers in response because all of them, anybody who
needs to follow somebody who tells you how men are more important than women and
are better and women are your property, you must have the smallest d in the game.
You are in need of pills, help pumps.
Let's see if we can get a fund going.
>> Pumps?
>> I don't know, apparently it's a thing.
>> There are pumps?
What do the pumps do?
>> Supposed to enlarge people, I don't know.
I would never toy with it [LAUGH] pun unintended.
But you need help.
They need to do something because these are very inadequate men who need something
to try to change the game for
them because they're lacking in the department they wish they weren't.
>> Yeah, look, I don't know,
there's a lot of insecure people out there, including men, yes.
And I don't know if it's related to the size of their Johnson, but for
anyone who thinks they're gonna get the right answers from Andrew Tate
in attracting women, you would be mistaken, run for the hills.
He's embarrassing, the guy is embarrassing.
>> Yeah, he's also a twig.
He thinks he's some tough dude, dude is supposedly 6'3".
He weighs £150.
He's a tiny man.
You do the math, you figure it out yourself, that's all I'm saying.
>> It's all about, what's in here, and what's in here, and
it's lacking for Andrew Tate.
And look if-.
>> I had to disagree, it's about all three.
>> Yeah, I mean, look, I try really hard not to insult the way people look,
but with Andrew Tate, I mean it's a house of cards.
His whole schtick is a house of cards.
>> He looks like a pit bull if he were sickly.
>> It's a good point.
>> You know what I mean?
>> Yeah, but it is insulting to Pitbull cuz I think he's definitely more
attractive than Andrew Tate.
>> True, lot more swag natural.
>> [INAUDIBLE]. >> He got [INAUDIBLE] swag.
>> Mr worldwide.
>> Mr worldwide, you can't stop that.
>> [LAUGH].
And he knows you want him.
>> True. >> Right?
>> That's true, he knows it, he tells you he knows it, so he obviously does.