LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT.
ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, MORE THAN 50% OF AMERICANS HAVE USED
SWIMMING POOLS AS AN ALTERNATIVE TO SHOWERING.
I'M NOT AMERICAN.
DON'T LOOK AT ME, THIS IS ON YOU GUYS.
I'M NOT ONE OF YOU.
SWIMMING POOLS AREN'T FOR GETTING CLEAN!
A SWIMMING POOL HAS ONLY TWO PURPOSES: SWIMMING AND
PEEING.
MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS SAY THEY'VE USED POOLS TO GET
CLEAN INSTEAD OF SHOWERING.
IN RESPONSE, AXE HAS COME OUT WITH A BRAND-NEW BODY WASH
CALLED, CHLORINE AND WET BAND-AID BLAST.
AND WE HAVE AN IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC BREAKTHROUGH TO TELL
YOU ABOUT.
A COMPANY IN IDAHO HAS JUST DEVELOPED THE WORLD'S FIRST
POTATO INFUSED WITH CANNABIS.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: CANNABIS POTATOES.
THIS IS THE FIRST POTATO IN HISTORY THAT BAKES YOU.
APPARENTLY, THE WEED-INFUSED POTATOES ARE EASIER TO GROW THAN
MARIJUANA PLANTS, AND MUCH EASIER TO DOSE YOUR FAMILY WITH
AT THANKSGIVING.
POTATOES HAVE BEEN INFUSED WITH MARIJUANA.
I KNEW SOMETHING WAS DIFFERENT ABOUT THESE TWO.
MOVING ON, WE HAVE AN INTERESTING FIRST FROM
THE BRITISH ISLES.
IRELAND HAS JUST OPENED ITS VERY FIRST
ALCOHOL-FREE BAR.
YES, HANG ON.
SORRY, I'M JUST BEING TOLD IRELAND HAS JUST CLOSED
ITS VERY FIRST ALCOHOL-FREE BAR.
HOW DOES THIS EVEN WORK?
OPENING AN ALCOHOL-FREE BAR IN IRELAND IS LIKE SERVING AN
AVOCADO-FREE BRUNCH IN LOS ANGELES.
AND HERE'S A STORY FROM MY HOMELAND.
A WOMAN IN ENGLAND WAS SHOPPING RECENTLY, AND WHEN SHE RETURNED
TO HER CAR, SHE FOUND IT COVERED WITH THOUSANDS OF BEES.
APPARENTLY, THE BEES WERE SWARMING THE CAR BECAUSE THEY
THOUGHT THEIR QUEEN BEE WAS TRAPPED INSIDE.
HERE'S THE CAR HERE.
LOOK AT THAT.
THIS IS ALSO WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GO ONLINE AND SAY
ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BEYONCEÉ.
THE BEES WERE ALL WORKING TOGETHER TO RESCUE THE QUEEN
BEE.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCIENTIFIC TERM FOR THAT IS?
STING OPERATION.
THANK YOU.
THANKS, GUYS.
I APPRECIATE IT.
IT'S A CLEVER JOKE.
IT WORKED ON A LOT OF DIFFERENT LEVELS.
AND THIS WAS A FUN STORY.
A FAMILY IN SOUTH AFRICA THOUGHT THEIR NEIGHBORS WERE BREAKING
INTO THEIR BACKYARD AND USING THEIR SWIMMING POOL, SO THEY SET
UP A VIDEO CAMERA TO CATCH THEM IN THE ACT.
AND THIS IS WHAT THEY FOUND.
TAKE A LOOK.
LOOK AT THAT!
THE FAMILY'S POOL WAS BEING USED BY BABOONS.
THOSE BABOONS TOTALLY IGNORED THE "NO RUNNING BY THE POOL"
SIGN.
HERE'S THE WORST PART.
WITH THEIR SWIMMING POOL TAKEN OVER BY BABOONS, THE FAMILY HAS
NOWHERE TO SHOWER.
AND FINALLY, WE THOUGHT THIS WAS INTERESTING.
ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY, PEOPLE WHO KEEP A TIDY HOUSE ARE TWICE
AS HAPPY WITH THEIR LIVES AS PEOPLE WHO ARE MESSY.
AND I THINK IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS, THIS STUDY WAS CONDUCTED BY YOUR
MOM.
THIS STUDY ALSO SAID, AND THIS IS TRUE, ON AVERAGE, A CLEAN
PERSON HAS MORE SEX THAT A MESSY PERSON.
SO WHEN SOMEONE SAYS "I'M A NEAT FREAK," WHAT THEY REALLY MEAN IS
"I'M NEAT, AND I'M A FREAK."
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> James: CLEAN --
CLEAN PEOPLE HAVE MORE SEX.
IT DOES EXPLAIN THIS GUY'S CONSTANT SMILE.