JAMES: WE'RE NEARING THE END OF THE YEAR.
AND BEFORE IT COMES, I WANT TO TAKE ANOTHER SHOT AT SOMETHING
IF IT IS OK WITH YOU. IT'S A BIT WE'VE TRIED MANY
TIMES BEFORE ON THE SHOW WHICH, FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER, WE'VE
NEVER QUITE MANAGED TO GET THROUGH PROPERLY.
BUT IT IS THE HOLLYWOOD SEASON -- THE HOLLYWOOD SEASON?
IT IS THE HOLIDAY SEASON IN HOLLYWOOD AND I'VE BEEN NICE AND
QUITE FRANKLY I DESERVE THE GIFT OF
THIS GOING RIGHT. WE'RE GOING TO GET IT RIGHT THIS
TIME, AREN'T WE?
SO YOU KNOW IT IS COMING. I SMELL A GOOD TIME.
YOU SMELL A GOOD TIME.
HO HO HO! IT'S "CELEBRITY NOSES" CHRISTMAS
EDITION!
[APPLAUSE] REGGIE: ♪ CELEBRITY NOSES
ALL RIGHT ♪ [APPLAUSE]
JAMES: OK, NOW, FOR THIS CHRISTMAS EDITION OF
"CELEBRITY NOSES," WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST.
HE CAN'T STAY VERY LONG, BECAUSE IT'S WARM IN HERE, SO PLEASE
WELCOME NOSEY THE SNOWMAN!
[APPLAUSE] YEAH!
OH, SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, NOSEY.
NOW NOSEY IS A JOLLY SNOWMAN, BUT HE'S MISSING ONE THING.
HIS CELEBRITY NOSE! AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT A SNOWMAN'S
NOSE IS.
IT'S A -- WHERE'S MY CARROT?
THERE SHOULD BE A CARROT IN HERE.
THERE SHOULD BE A -- GUYS, WHEN WE REHEARSED IT, THE CARROT
SHOULD BE -- REGGIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT CARROT?
REGGIE: I GOT IT FROM YOUR CARROT DRAWER.
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: THIS IS NOT A CARROT
DRAWER. THAT IS AN IMPORTANT PROP FOR
NOSEY THE SNOWMAN.
YOU'RE EATING HIS NOSE. THIS IS "CELEBRITY NOSES."
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? REGGIE: YOU HAVE A CARROT
DRAWER. JAMES: NO, I DON'T HAVE A CARROT
DRAWER. IT IS FULL OF PENS.
DOESN'T MATTER. YOU HAVE RUINED THAT.
DOESN'T MATTER. NO, I DON'T WANT IT NOW.
YOU HAVE RUINED IT. YOU HAVE EATEN THE BEST --
FORGET IT.
WE'RE MOVING ON.
I'VE LEARNED FROM DOING THIS A FEW TIMES THAT SOMETHING ALWAYS
GOES WRONG WITH "CELEBRITY NOSES," SO REST ASSURED I HAVE
ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME SANTA CLAUS WITH
THE MOST FAMOUS CHRISTMAS CELEBRITY NOSE OF ALL, RUDOLPH
THE RED-NOSED REINDEER! [APPLAUSE]
SANTA: HO, HO, HO!
MERRY CELEBRITY CHRISTMAS!
JAMES: HI, SANTA. IS SOMEONE GUIDING YOUR SLEIGH
TONIGHT?
SANTA: NO NO NO.
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: RUDOLPH.
WHERE'S RUDOLPH?
SANTA: RUDOLPH! YOU WOULD HAVE HAD TO ORDER
RUDOLPH MONTHS AGO! JAMES: WE DID.
SANTA: THAT INVOLVES ANIMAL WRANGLERS AND A UNION WAIVER AND
A WHOLE RIGMAROLE.
JAMES: WE SPECIFICALLY ORDERED A RUDOLPH, SANTA.
SANTA:LET ME SEE HERE.
"LATE LATE SHOW," CORDEN -- WITH RUDOLPH.
YUP, YOU'RE RIGHT.
SORRY 'BOUT THAT. IT'S KIND OF A CRAZY TIME OF
YEAR FOR ME.
JAMES: IS IT? SANTA: TELL YOU WHAT.
I CAN GET HIM HERE BY 9 A.M. ON THE 26TH.
HOW'S THAT? JAMES: NO.
WE NEED HIM RIGHT NOW.
THE WHOLE THING IS ABOUT NOSES. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, SANTA!
SANTA: YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS?
JAMES: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID.
SANTA: HEY, EVERYBODY.
LET'S HELP GET JAMES IN THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
JAMES: NO!
[BEEP] OFF! NO!
SANTA: OOH. SOMEONE JUST MADE THE NAUGHTY
LIST! JAMES: I DON'T CARE!
YOU MESSED UP THIS WHOLE THING. YOU FAT [BEEP]!
GET OUT!
SANTA: MAYBE I WILL.
JAMES: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID! I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW MANY TIMES
WE REHEARSED THIS AND -- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
IT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE -- WE'RE GOING TO DO -- I'VE GOT
THE NOSES.
WE'RE NOT WRAPPING UP.
WE'RE DOING THIS. I DON'T CARE.
LISTEN, WE'RE NOT OUT OF TIME.
>> WE'RE OUT OF TIME. JAMES: WE'RE NOT.
I CALL THE SHOTS HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? WE'RE GOING TO DO "CELEBRITY
NOSES."