A guy got a haircut..
of another guy..
*Windows error*
A guy got a haircut of another guy taking a shit..
OOOOHHH MIGHTY JESUS! (Angelic Music)
This guy got a haircut..
of a guy..
shitting.
(Shitty haircut amirite?)
How's it going guys, welcome to Reaction Time and today..
We are looking..
at some ridiculous haircuts.
So bad.
This is gonna be..
so b.. It's gonna be hilarious though.
You know it's gonna be hilarious.
Let's look at the next one.
*Inception*
*Inception* *Inception*
*Inception* *Inception* *Inception*
STOP! (Extreme reverb) *Inception fades out*
*Ultimate karate skill*
STOP! (Extreme reverb)
WHAT ARE THOSE?
*Old meme*
What is that?
Bro, it looks like you tried to duct tape a face onto a head..
It literally looks like someone just took a face..
SLAPPED it on someone's head..
A-and tried to put duct tape around it.
Ooh my god..
What.. In what world does this look good?
I mean.. you guys can't roast my hair.
*Hair seizure*
It's.. it's bouncy..
Look at this.
It's bou..
OKAY FINE YOU CAN ROAST MY HAIR!
Let's see what you got.
Let's hear in the comments.
No, you can't do my hairline. I know my hairline's fucked up. (I think it looks good..)
Stop.
Stop. x2
You guys call me McDonalds logo?
Get out.
Get. Out.
I don't know what this is..
I don't know what thi..
Okay, this is not "Roasting Me". OK, I gotta keep going.
It looks like this lady asked her barber to get her like.. that "nice, textured style"..
except the barber didn't know what the hell she was doing.
It looks like this barber just got out of school.
"Yeah, I would like texture. You know, the layers?"
"I want layers."
"That won't be a problem."
"I can do layers for you."
"Let's see what we got.."
*Wait for it..* "Let's see what we got.."
"here."
"Here we go."
*Finger snipping*
"ALL DONE!"
"OH MY GOD."
"You messed up my hair!"
"It looks like there are steps in my hair."
"When I said 'layers'.."
"I didn't really mean layers."
"Okay? I just wanted texture."
I know too much about hair..
This is getting kinda awkward..
*Sexy wink*
Wassup?
"Can I get the '50-50'?"
"Da fuk is a '50-50'?"
"You know what I'm talking about?"
"You got the buzz in the front.."
"and you got hood in the back."
So.. it looks like you're applying for a job, so you have to have..
The buzz in the front but you're lowkey from the hood.
You still have the hood part in the back, you know?
You never forget it.
It's where you grew up.
What is that?
It's called the "50-50".
I should probably get it.
I should get a buzz in the back.
Just halfway through my hair..
Just get it.. buzz back here.
JESUSS
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU..
WHAT..?
He looks like he has..
a tumor!
It's like his haircut is.. is...
OK, first of all, his regular haircut..
is weird, too.
The receding hairline went to a point where it's halfway through his head.
The receding hairline is worse than LeBron!
Daamn..
But he wanted to add a little touch of tumor.
*Ding* A patch of hair.
That's so bad.
That's so sad..
It's really sad..
I wanna send him some, like.. donations.
You know that you can get like.. hair implants?
Maybe he wanted it like this.
Maybe this is with the way he wanted it.
So that's fine.. you know?
YOU LOOK LIKE A UNICORN, BRO! COME ON!
I can't even complain!
I look like a pineapple..
Maybe we could be like.. magical together..
*Tal screams at the top of his lungs* *Also, a horrible haircut*
Oh my god..
What is happening here?
What is going on here?
You look like you just got back from football practice and you decided to put on a headband.
But, like.. the headband decided to, like..
*Reverse cymbal*
SPROUT.
You put a headband..
and then the headband..
it sprouted some roots.
..and some hair(s?)
*Quack* Wow..
I don't understand wha.. like, what is the point of this?
I really don't understand.
I'M TRYING TO.
This looks like ramen noodles..
*Farts in the background* Oh my god! His hair, it really looks..
like ramen noodles!
"Man was arrested during haircut."
David Davis..
was just getting a haircut at the barber shop..
When he got into a..
"scuffle"
during the time, in which he got arrested!
So, there you go! This is also the "50-50"!
You guys remember the "50-50"?
He got a "50-50"!
Well, mainly because he couldn't finish the haircut, but..
Close enough.
Alright, who would make their kids do this?
An Apple..
logo on their head..
That's not gonna get you a free phone!
What is trying to be accomplished here, lady?
What are you doing to your kid? *Low-pitched*
When they mean "brand loyalty"..
They mean that you buy their product,
they don't mean that you legit..
get a haircut of the logo!
You don't need to get a haircut of the logo!
How does a request like this even go through to the barber?
"Hello! What would you guys want today?"
"What kind of haircut would you want?"
"See, I looked through your books and none of them have.."
"the Apple logo."
*The barber has a seizure with a spring SFX*
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"I looked."
"Through your books."
"And none of them."
"Have."
"The Apple."
"Logo."
"Uh.. I don't understand what you.."
*Turns into a demon* "I WANT A DAMN APPLE LOGO ON MY HAIR!"
"On my kid's hair, I mean.."
"I'm not that crazy."
"My kid's crazy."
What happened here?
*Crickets*
Someone talk to me.
Someone talk to me. Let me know what's going on.
What happened to the front of your hair, bro?
Why do you look so surprised?
Ooh.. it was *mumbling*
It was his crazy ex-girlfriend.
I told you need to be careful, you need to watch out.
These crazy ex-girlfriends, they're gonna come after you..
They're gonna shave half your head off.
ON PURPOSE.
Especially if you cheated on them.
WOO! *Epic music*
Bitches be crazy..
Oh my god.. Look at his face!
He immediately ran into the shower. He's like..
"This girl's INSANE!"
"What the heck?"
And then he looks at her. He's like..
*Tal's Stare of Doom*
"Fuck's wrong with you, bitch?"
"What is wrong with you?"
That's the face of a man..
who just got half his head shaved off.
It happens..
I'm sorry..
Better luck next time, you gotta choose them right!
HERE.
HERE. IS.
HERE. IS. A JOKE.
You angry..
*Long, awkward silence*
bird?
*badum tss* (Tal, I'm dissappointed..)
How do you even get.. Do you get this spray-painted on your head?
Someone spray-paints this on your head.
I think you have to lie on the concrede to the side..
cause he has a mohawk..
and he just laid out the mohawk..
on the concrete sidewalk..
and someone just decided to spray-paint..
an Angry Bird logo.
Ooohh..
lord..
Oh yeah, this one's the best one!
Look at that!
That's the haircut I want!
PUT UP A FRICKING FLAMETHROWER ON MY HAIR!
What are you doing?
*Wind*
Am I missing something?
Someone wants to explain something to me?
HE BLOWTORCHED HIS HAIR.
What the f..
Bro, BRO BRO
YO (x12)
YOOO (x5)
Oh my lord..
Oh MY LORD!
*Is he angry? Is he scared? Is he anxious? Is he nervous? Who knows?*
I can't..
Okay, OK. We're done, we're done. It's over.
Thank you so much for watching this video!
What is that?
*Damn, my Windows XP crashed again.*
I thought there were bad haircuts..
There's bad.. stylists.
*Tal losing hope in humanity*
*Finger kiss*
"I give you.."
"ze best.."
"I give you the best haircut.."
"Best deal.."
"Best price.."
"BEST."
"BEST. Blowtorch."
"You say blowtorch?"
"I say bless blowtorch."
Wot haha
I said "bless blowt..
"BEST Blowtorch."
"You mean..?"
"Oh absolutely, my friend."
"You are going to get blowtorched SO HARD.."
"Your pooper is going to.."
OOHH MY GOD
Guys! Thank you for watching this video, that's gonna wrap it up.
That was some haircut fails..
And apparently a blowtorch fail as well..
I really hope you guys enjoyed this video, if you guys wanna check out some more haircut fails..
make sure to go into the original article.
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I'll see you guys..
next time..
..another haircut.
*Tal rethinks his life choices.*
And peace out!
Oh.. I should get a new haircut..
Should I buzz my hair?
It looks like I'm growing grass. (You look beautiful, Tal. -Markus)
*Clap*
ROASTED!