(vocalizing)
(upbeat music)
(acoustic music)
- Good morning, everyone.
(groaning)
- Good morning, everyone.
(groaning)
- Good morning, everyone.
- We are here in Pomona, California for the return
of Miranda Sings on the stage.
- Yeah, and the final reveal's really funny
but I can't tell it to you!
- Oh, yes. - Wow!
- Are there surprises in the show?
- Yes!
And I can't tell you it! - Okay.
- 'Cause I'm not going to show you the...
- Spoilers? - Spoilers!
- This is an all-new show, so we're here really early.
Typically, we show up like a couple hours before the show.
We're here a lot a hours before the show so
that we can learn the new dance moves
and the new numbers and everything.
It's going to be a lot of fun. - And we're not going
to show you the rehearsal!
- Well, I show you just a little bit of the rehearsal.
- Not all, though.
- Not all the rehearsal, not all of anything.
- Don't show the camera my reveal.
- I'm not going to.
- Okay, thank you!
♪ High, poke your neighbor in the eye ♪
- Exactly.
So that's the first thing you're going to do.
So I think I'm going to have Kory and Andrew are
on this side of me.
And then let's have--
- [Chris] It's a big crowd here today.
Everybody turned out.
Hey, are you excited? - Yeah.
- [Chris] Are you excited about being in the show?
- Yeah!
- [Chris] Oh, it's going to be fun, huh?
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Are you going to sing? - Yeah.
- Are you going to dance? - Yeah.
- [Chris] Is Daddy going to hold you through most of it?
- Yeah.
- Want to show your dragon dance?
- [Chris] Oh, did you get some dragon shoes?
- [Jessica] Dragon dance, dragon dance,
dancin' like a dragon.
- [Chris] Are you lookin' forward to the show?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] It's been a while, hasn't it?
- Yeah, it's been forever.
- [Chris] I remember when we did the last show,
you were so sad.
Are you the opposite today?
So happy. - Yeah.
- [Chris] Excellent.
- Hello, we're here at the coronation-o.
Hello, I'm at the pull nation-o with muscles!
I have very good muscles.
Look at.
Watch me have very good muscles.
Whoa!
That's very good muscles.
And look at me when I before.
Yeah, that's me when I before, when I had long hair.
Well, I'm going to pass you on to my dad.
- If you can't tell in today's show,
Parker will be doing a little bit of mini Miranda.
We aren't going to all the live shows,
but we're in this one today.
And so he's doing mini Miranda, which means
he's not breaking character.
He's very method.
- I can't do anything with a mess.
Now put that out there on the...
Back over there in the...
Yeah, so.
It's still a mess!
Clean up that!
Put that there!
(singing)
(cheering)
I got it! - It was perfect!
- That was amazing. - That was so good, Parker.
- That was perfect. - We'll talk about it after
but I think you need to do that one.
♪ Abracadabra ♪
♪ A la kazoo ♪
(singing)
(quirky music)
- [Chris] Oh, my goodness, what are you eating?
- Watermelon. - Watermelon?
- Yeah. - It looks delicious.
It's so red. - Yeah.
- Is it red? - Yeah.
- [Man] All I have is milk.
- [Chris] Bailey brought a light read to go through
while she was sitting here.
That book's about three inches thick.
- Yeah, and I'm like--
- [Chris] You're almost done.
- Yeah. - What page are you on?
- [Colleen] Well, I have curly hair, too, but--
- Let me see.
605. - Oh, just 605 then.
When did you start reading it?
- I think it's been like a week.
- Been like a week?
I think the first time I tried to read a book
that size, I was in high school
and I didn't finish it 'til college.
(laughing)
It's always fun to check out the theater and the stuff
around the theater before the show.
Whoa, this is cool!
This is like a rooftop area.
So this is The Fox Theater.
Up there, you see that?
And this is sort of like a cool spot where you can throw
a little shindig, a little party.
- Party. - Party!
- It's cool out here. - It is pretty cool out here.
- Is this like a party area?
Is there going to be a party?
- [Chris] There's not going to be a party today.
- [Man] Except for the party we're having now.
- [Chris] This is pretty cool.
Oh, this is the best seat in the house right here.
This is a little AstroTurf.
- What's AstroTurf? - Sit right here.
Fake grass.
Sit here and you can see all of Pomona.
This is so cool.
This would be an awesome place to throw a party.
Party? - Yeah.
Party! - Party!
There's people waiting in line over here.
They don't know we're up here.
Shh, they don't know.
They don't know we're up here.
We're goin' further up.
Apparently, there's another one up here for another party.
Oh yeah, this one's a little smaller.
Preview.
- Hey, you guys! (screaming)
- All right, we're going to the meet-and-greet right now.
(cheering)
- This is my brother and Duncan,
his little cute baby eating a cracker, my mom.
(cheering)
- Hi, everybody.
That's me.
(mumbling)
Here?
- [Colleen] So if we had a girl, it would be,
probably to say it's too--
- They're having trouble with the lighting
so Parker is stalling while they're setting up
the photo shoot. - Parker's running his mouth.
- So.
(laughing)
You in the black.
- [Kid] Do you still like gymnastics?
- Yep.
(cheering)
- Wait, time out. - Yeah.
- Before you answer, so we got it.
We're good, they're cute.
Thanks for your patience.
Parker can keep answering questions
while we're taking pictures, if you want.
(laughing)
- [Kid] And me, I'm going to help, too.
- Parker's just going to entertain you guys, so.
(mumbling)
- No, I'm pointing to that girl.
(laughing)
Right there, with the braids.
- Yeah, what?
What did you say?
- Are you going to make up your own character?
- Parker, are you going to make up
your own character someday?
- Uh-huh.
So you in the blue shirt.
- [Kid] What's your favorite thing about Miranda?
- That I get to put on lipstick.
You in the Miranda costume with the shorts.
- [Kid] Are you going to start your own YouTube channel?
- I've already done that.
(laughing)
Parker King of Gymnastics, so.
Next!
You in the very front with the flowery shirt.
- [Woman] What do you want to be when you grow up?
All of you guys.
All of you.
- I want to be an author.
- Something that I like then.
(laughing)
- Everything.
Okay, next. - Hold on.
Let's let Duncan answer.
- Grandpa. - A grandpa?
- Grandpa. - A grandpa.
He wants to be a grandpa.
(laughing) - There, in the back.
- The bear. - How are your chickens?
- [Jessica] How are your chickens?
- Mine's great. - Mine's awesome.
- Mine's better than ever.
(laughing)
- Duncan's?
How's your chicken? - Duncan really wants a turn.
- What is the question? - Duncan, how are
your chickens? - Eat, eat, eat, eat.
(laughing)
Eat.
(baby chatting)
(laughing)
- [Jessica] The chickens eat apples and bananas?
- Yeah.
Eat, eat, eat apples and bananas.
(laughing)
- [Woman] What's your favorite thing about pregnancy?
- Favorite thing about pregnancy would be feeling
the baby move. - Same!
(kissing)
(laughing)
- Are you giving them kisses? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - Okay, you in the back.
- Okay, I'm ready!
Wow, there is a really big mess!
So I have to clean it up!
And I have my assistant here.
So I need him to clean it up for me.
'Cause I do not like cleaning up!
- [Colleen] Can it, 'cause we have to move on.
Now remember the part you're going to say,
"After everything's clean."
- After everything's clean.
- What do you do next?
- I have to change.
(music)
♪ Cold never bothered me anyway ♪
(cheering)
- Then back, back, back.
- Okay.
- I want to take a selfie all you guys.
Do it!
(singing)
Just like that, perfect!
Bye!
(laughing)
(synthesizer music)
- Show's about to start, Duncan.
Are you ready? - Yeah.
- Yeah, you're dressed like Miranda?
- Yeah. - You got some
Miranda shorts on? - Yeah.
- Ready to go on stage? - Yeah.
Yes! - Yes!
(cheering)
Rachel's not going on stage, so she's going to blog for us.
- Oh, sorry bud.
Yay! - Go check out her channel
and say thank you. - I don't blog very often.
- No, but go say thank you to her on her channel,
on her main channel.
I'll put a link.
(cheering) (imperial music)
(cheering)
♪ Do the Miranda ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Do the Miranda ♪
♪ The Miranda ♪
(cheering)
- You all messed up.
Terrible, you're all terrible.
- I know.
- [Rachel] Except Parker and the children.
(cheering) (upbeat music)
♪ Light shine, shine ♪
♪ Shine ♪
(cheering)
- Do I have an understudy here tonight?
Do I? (cheering)
I do!
Yes!
Hello. - Hello.
- How are you? - Fine.
- Are you my understudy? - Yes.
- Who is this? - He's my assistant.
- Is your assistant your Daddy?
- Yeah. - Huh?
Do you think you could take over, 'cause I'm sick of this?
- [Parker] Yeah.
- So can I go? - Yeah.
- Okay. - I know you're sick of that.
- Okay, thank you, thank you.
(cheering)
- Oh, can you throw that in the audience?
- [Jessica] Could you throw that in the audience?
(cheering)
- And catch.
(gasping) (laughing)
Could you put that over there, pretty please?
I do not like anything like that over there,
and that right there.
I do not like cleaning up, and my assistant can clean up.
Like this.
(laughing)
So now put that over there and that over there.
Yeah, just squishy, boom boom boom.
Yeah.
(laughing)
Just move it.
Yeah, so.
Put that over there!
You have to put the bacon head away!
(laughing)
Put that thing away.
Put that away.
Put that clothes away.
Put that wig away.
Put that...
Put that tissue away.
And put that other tissue away.
Put that, um...
(laughing)
Put that microphone stand way over there.
We don't like a microphone stand.
(laughing)
Yeah, it's cleaned.
(cheering)
(rock music)
(cheering)
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you!
(cheering)
Hit it!
(quirky music)
♪ Cold never bothered me anyways ♪
Before I go, can I take a selfie?
(cheering)
- Give it up for my understudy, everybody!
(mumbling)
I'm back because I figured out what was missing.
- [Chris] How'd it go tonight?
- Good.
- [Chris] Did you have fun up on stage?
- Yeah.
I was super nervous.
That's why I was trying to keep the nervous in
and let it out at the end, and then I...
- [Chris] Well you did a great job.
- Thanks.
- Okay, the show is all done.
I thought it was a fantastic show.
I'm really impressed with Colleen.
I think that she did a fantastic job putting
the show together.
I think everybody's going to really, really enjoy it.
So if Colleen is coming to your town,
if you see Miranda Sings coming to your town,
get tickets as quick as you can
'cause it's a really, really fun show.
(laughing)