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Today I am officially kicking off Every Episode Of SpongeBob Season 3 Reviewed In 10 Words
Or Less or EEOSS3RI10WOL for short.
Here’s how it goes.
I rate all the Spongebob episodes of one season good, meh or bad depending on the episode
and give each a 10 or less word sentence.
Some may be more than 10, so if you notice that, just keep it to yourself.
At the end, I will make a top 5 list of the season in my opinion and show a graph of good,
meh and bad episodes, and we can’t miss me crowning an episode the Golden Ep of the
season.
I upload these monthly for all of 2018 as a huge project and will eventually jumble
them together, probably on January 1st, 2019.
Anyways, if you want the full explanation, check out the announcement video in the card
above and the description below.
And, you’re viewer enjoyment is as important to me as to you, so make sure to turn the
quality to the highest and turn on the captions if you like.
Check out some stuff in the description below and comment down below your thoughts on my
choices.
My rankings will be recorded in a document in this show’s page on my website, so if
you want to see it, the link is down below, and you can also find spoilers, upcoming news
and projects and links to videos more organized and accessible.
Anyways, let’s kick it off with:
The Algae’s Always Greener Good
What a well structured and well executed plot!
SpongeGuard On Duty Meh
Larry’s first major appearance while he’s barely on screen!
Club SpongeBob Bad
Stupid conch!
My Pretty Seahorse Meh
A classic SpongeBob-esk story!
Just One Bite Good
You like this episode don’t you Squidward?
The Bully Good
I like…uh…kicking the writer’s dignity?
Nasty Patty Good
Definitely not a nasty episode!
Idiot Box Good
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy IV Good
WUMBO.
Doing Time Good
A day in the life of…uh…guilty boating school teachers?
Snowball Effect Good
Wow, this takes Squidward’s personality to a whole new level!
One Krabs Trash Good
Apparently licking doorknobs is legal now!
As Seen On TV Meh
That officially ends the 8 good episode streak, again!
Can You Spare A Dime?
Good Wow, what an episode!
No Weenies Allowed Good
I’ll have you know I watched my own videos and I only cried for 20 minutes!
Squilliam Returns Good
Exquisite!
Krab Borg Good
Beep.
Good.
Rock-A-Bye Bivalve Meh
Ha!
A coconut!
Classic.
Wet Painters Good
We have technology!
Krusty Krab Training Video Good
And now, the critic part of the job!
Party Pooper Pants Bad
It’s not a party, but a pooper in your pants!
Chocolate With Nuts Good
Hello young lady…
Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy V Good
Screw Viacom!
New Student Starfish Good
Good, and the characters are the best thing about it!
Clams Meh
Spielberg is looking down now.
Ugh Meh
Ugh indeed.
The Great Snail Race Meh
Ouch.
Mid-Life Crustacean Good
Panty-raid?
Born Again Krabs Meh
Close to a bad, like 62% percent, am I right?
I Had An Accident Good
Iron butt.
Krabby Land Meh
Oh no, Mr. Krabs!
The Camping Episode Good
G-O-O-D E-P-I-S-O-D-E it is!
Missing Identity Meh
Patrick!
Plankton’s Army Good
Sheldon.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The Sponge Who Could Fly Bad
More like “The Episode Who Could Suck”! SpongeBob Meets The Strangler
Good With these rants, anything I possible!
Pranks A Lot Good
Several bad puns later…
And that’s all of em!
Now let’s get into the SpongeBob season 3 top five, revealing the season Golden Ep!
But before that, here are some quick honorable mentions!
The Camping Episode – A hilarious and very memorable as well as well-known classic with
an awesome song!
Pranks A Lot – The plot does this one justice!
Very funny and some very quirky moments!
Glad it was Hillenberg’s last episode.
SpongeBob Meets The Strangler – The comedy does THIS one justice!
Very hilarious and a great episode overall.
#5: Krusty Krab Training Video This episode is brilliant!
Very funny and pretty good style it stands for.
Very good pacing too.
And nice ending too!
Even the filler they add with the “da dara dadadadada” is really funny!
And that’s all I have to say about that!
#4: I Had An Accident Wow!
This episode is awesome!
The plot is probably my favorite part of it!
The comedy is a close second too!
The characters are perfect as well.
I can’t go on forever, because when it’s got the plot, characters and comedy, it’s
a great episode!
#3: Chocolate With Nuts This episode is SO memorable.
And that is probably my favorite thing about it.
This episode is usually talked about for its comedy.
But I don’t think it’s too hilarious.
A lot of the jokes I like, such as the joke SpongeBob makes about real estate or the old
grandma joke.
The plot was a great idea; in fact, I think SpongeBob and Patrick selling chocolate is
a brilliant idea to bring in a lot of characters and jokes!
And it does!
#2: The Algae’s Always Greener This episode is just fun!
I don’t think there is a better way to describe it!
It brings in Plankton in probably the best plot I’ve seen Plankton in!
It brings so many characters and jokes in the mix too!
The jokes will be remembered in meme-world forever, and the plot is the best thing to
do with Plankton!
You’d think Plankton would be jealous of Krabs’ life and success, and being a genius,
would probably switch bodies with him.
Or brains, all you smart little children watching Rick and Morty…
#1: Can You Spare A Dime?
This episode is amazing!
And if you were wondering, it is my favorite episode of SpongeBob ever!
For 11 minutes it tells so much story!
From Squid getting fired, to getting homeless, to going with SpongeBob, to later take advantage
of SpongeBob, to then revert back to normal in 11 minutes.
And there’s absolutely zero filler!
And no, it’s not rushed.
And the comedy is pretty hilarious too, from SpongeBob’s puppet show, to him strangling
Mr. Krabs, to the hilarious time card they show which will always stick to me personally.
I’d even say it’s funnier than Chocolate With Nuts.
Every character does something in this episode and every plot point works!
So yeah, great job writers!
Well, now that that’s done, I should talk about this season in general.
First I’ll talk about the data we have here.
According to this conveniently timed and big pie chart, we know that in season 3, there
were 24 good episodes, 10 meh and 3 flatout bad episodes!
I think that clearly makes this a good season.
The good episodes were good, and the top 5 and honorable mentions were great!
The meh episodes were either boring, badly paced or lacked in comedy or plot.
And the three bad episodes were bad, but compared to what I’ve seen this show can throw out,
they’re like Prince Charming!
Do I agree?
Of course!
Being my all-time favorite season, I think season 3 was a great season for jokes and
plot!
Well, that wraps it up for today.
Be sure to stick around till’ next month when I tear apart season 4.
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