>>> TRUMP ON THE ATTACK. NOT AGAINST PUTIN’S POLICIES OR
KIM JONG-UN’S HUMAN RICE RIGHTS
ABUSES.
ABUSES. HE’S HAMMERING THE COMEDIANS.
>> JIMMY FALL ON CALLS ME UP.
HE’S LIKE A NICE GUY.
HE’S LOST.
HE’S LOST. HE LOOKS LIKE A LOST SOUL.
THE GUY ON CBS IS, WHAT A LOW
LIFE.
LIFE. WHAT A LOW LIFE.
JIMMY KIMMEL WOULD MEET ME
BEFORE THE ELECTION.
HE WOULD STAND OUTSIDE OF THE
SIDEWALK WAITING FOR ME.
NOW I WOULDN’T DO HIS SHOW.
THE GUY IS TERRIBLE.
>> TRUMP WENT FURTHER THAN THAT
BOASTING ABOUT HOW HE’S WILLING
TO LAUGH AT HIMSELF.
>> I MEAN, ARE THESE PEOPLE
FUNNY?
FUNNY? >> NO.
>> NO. >> I CAN LAUGH AT MYSELF.
FRANKLY, IF I COULDN’T, I’D BE
IN BIG TROUBLE.
THERE’S NO TALENT.
THEY’RE NOT LIKE TALENTED
PEOPLE.
PEOPLE. >> NOW WE DO HAVE TO FACT CHECK
AROUND HERE.
AROUND HERE. TRUMP CLAIMING HE CAN LAUGH AT
HIMSELF, HAS BEEN NOTORIOUSLY
PROVEN FALSE.
PROVEN FALSE. ARE THESE PEOPLE FUNNY?
YOU DECIDE.
YOU DECIDE. >> I EVEN THOUGHT MAYBE WE WON’T
TALK ABOUT DONALD TRUMP TONIGHT
AND THEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH AND
ALL MANNER OF STUPID CAME OUT.
>> THE TENSION OF THE ENTIRE
WEEKEND COULD BE SUMMED UP BY
THIS PICTURE.
THIS PICTURE. I BELIEVE IT’S ENTITLED, STILL
LIFE WITH [ BLEEP ].
>> I WATCHED TRUMP’S
COMMENCEMENT SPEECH AND IT
SOUNDED FAMILIAR.
SOUNDED FAMILIAR. SEE IF YOU CAN TELL WHAT I MEAN.
>> WE TAKE OUR NEXT STEPS INTO
THE WORLD.
THE WORLD. >> YOU MUST GO FORTH INTO THE
WORLD.
WORLD. >> IT’S WITH PASSION.
>> PASSION.
>> PASSION. >> COURAGE OF CONVICTION.
>> COURAGE IN YOUR CONVICTIONS.
>> AND MOST IMPORTANTLY.
>> MOST IMPORTANTLY.
>> HAVE FAITH IN YOURSELF.
>> BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.
>> WE DID IT.
>> I DID IT.
>> JOINING ME NOW ONE OF THE
ORIGINAL KINGS OF POLITICAL
COMEDY.
COMEDY. HE BROKE THE SCENE AS A COMIC ON
DEF COMEDY JAM.
THAT SHOW PAVED THE WAY FOR OUR
FRIEND DAVID CHAPPELLE AND
CELEBRATED EDDS EDD ITS 25th ANN
YOU TELL A LOT OF JOKES.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU WHEN
SOMEONE CAN’T TAKE A JOKE?
>> I THINK THAT’S A LITTLE
SELF-INDULGENT
SELF-INDULGENT SELF-INDULGENT.
SELF-INDULGENT. JUST LIKE WHEN I SEE THE THINGS
THAT ARE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW IN
TERMS OF CIVILITY.
WHEN YOU HAVE A PRESIDENT THAT
IS LOWER THAN NORMS OF CIVILITY.
WHEN YOU CALL PEOPLE RACIST
NAMES AND XENOPHOBIC NAMES.
EVERYONE IS TALK ABOUT HOW SARAH
HUCKABEE THING AND HOW UNCIVIL
THAT WAS.
THAT WAS. I REMEMBER WHEN THE TEA PARTY
USED TO COME TO BARACK OBAMA’S
RALLIES AND OUTSIDE ARMED.
THEY STARTED CARRYING GUNS.
THE TONE FOR THIS KIND OF
DISCOURSE HAS HAPPENED FOR A
VERY LONG TIME.
IT’S DISINGENUOUS TO PRETEND
LIKE YOU HAVEN’T CONTRIBUTED TO
IT.
IT. >> THAT’S KIND OF A FLASH POINT
WORD.
WORD. CIVILITY, DISCOURSE.
CIVILITY, DISCOURSE. THESE ARE THINGS THAT WHEN WE
HEAR THEM, SOMETIMES IT SOUNDS
LIKE A THING THAT PEOPLE IN
POWER DEMAND IN A ONE WAY
DIRECTION.
DIRECTION. >> ABSOLUTELY.
>> ABSOLUTELY. >> IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
>> TOTALLY.
>> TOTALLY. I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT
MEANS.
MEANS. I CAN SAY THIS IS PRESIDENT IS
RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC,
ISLAMAPHOBIC.
ISLAMAPHOBIC. HE’S LOWERED THE BLUE BOOK ON
THE PRESIDENCY.
THE PRESIDENCY. I THINK WE’LL NEVER HAVE
PRESIDENTS IN THE TRADITION.
YOU CAN HAVE POLITICAL
DISAGREEMENTS.
DISAGREEMENTS. HUMANITY.
HUMANITY. YOU HAVE ADMINISTRATE IFR
OFFICIALS QUOTING THE SAME
SCRIPTTURES USED TO KEEP BLACK
PEOPLE SLAVES.
PEOPLE SLAVES. NOW THEY USING IT TO KEEP YOUNG
IMMIGRANT CHILDREN IN CAPABLES.
FOR ANYBODY TO SAY I CAN
UNDERSTAND SUPPORTING SOMEBODY
AND YOU’RE NOT QUITE SURE WHERE
THEY WILL GO.
HE’S GOING TO CHANGE IN THE FRI
PRIMARIES.
PRIMARIES. HE’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID HE
WAS.
WAS. NOW YOU SUPPORT HIM.
I’M NOT SAYING EVERYBODY THAT
SUPPORTS DONALD TRUMP IS RACIST
BUT HIS SUPPORTERS DON’T THINK
RACISM IS A DISQUALIFIER.
>> YOU’RE GOING WITH DONALD
TRUMP TO THE M&M TEST.
I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM.
IF I WASN’T, WHY WOULD I SAY I
AM.
AM. >> PEOPLE GAVE HIM THE BENEFIT
OF THE DOUBT.
FOR SUCH A PLAIN SPOKEN MAN, WHY
ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TRYING TO
EXPLAIN WHAT HE MEANT.
IF HE SPEAKS HIS MIND, WHY ARE
THERE ALL THESE INTERPRETERS.
IF I COMMITTED A CRIME IN THE
CAR WITH SOMEBODY, THE
REASONABLE ARGUMENT IS THE
PERSON WITH ME IS THE ACCOMPLICE
ACCOMPLICE.
ACCOMPLICE. IT’S NO WAY AROUND IT.
>> LET ME PLAY FOR YOU THE WHITE
HOUSE CORRESPONDENT DINNER
JOKES.
JOKES. I’VE BEEN TO THAT DINNER.
IT’S GOOFY.
IT’S GOOFY. EVERY ONE I KNOW FAMOUS, PEOPLE,
PEOPLE IN MEDIA.
IF THEY GET A JOKE FROM THE
PRESIDENT AND I MEAN IN EITHER
PARTY, THAT’S USUALLY LIKE A
WOW.
WOW. YOU’RE BIG TIME.
>> LIKE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
>> RIGHT.
>> RIGHT. >> THAT WASN’T THE REACTION
DONALD TRUMP HAD TO THESE FAMOUS
MOMENTS.
MOMENTS. TAKE A LOOK.
>> DONALD TRUMP HAS BEEN SAYING
HE WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT AS A
REPUBLICAN WHICH IS SURPRISING
SINCE I ASSUMED HE WAS RUNNING
AS A JOKE.
>> NO ONE IS PROUDER TO PUT THIS
BIRTH CERTIFICATE MATTER TO REST
THAN THE DONALD.
THAT’S BECAUSE HE CAN FINALLY
GET BACK TO FOCUSING ON THE
ISSUES THAT MATTER.
LIKE DID WE FAKE THE MOON
LANDING.
LANDING. >> WHAT DOES IT TELL YOU THAT
THEN AS NOW HE HAS WHAT APPEARS
TO BE A TRUE DEEP EMOTIONAL
PROBLEM WITH BEING ROASTED.
>> I THINK YOU CAN SEE THE WAY
HE GOVERNS.
HE GOVERNS. YOU CAN SEE THE WAY HE INTERACTS
WITH PEOPLE.
WITH PEOPLE. HE’S A BIT OF A BULLY.
YOU CAN COME IN TO THIS
ADMINISTRATION WITH A PRISTINE
REPUTATION BUT YOU DON’T LEAVE
THAT WAY.
THAT WAY. I THINK THAT PEOPLE ARE
LITERALLY SELLING THEIR SOULS
AND THEIR REPRESENTATION.
YOU CAN TELL THEY DON’T BELIEVE
WHAT THEY SAY.
ONE DAY RUDY GIULIANI IS SAYING
THAT HE SAID A THING.
THE NEXT DAY.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S HARDER FOR
RUDY GIULIANI TO KEEP HIS TEETH
IN HIS MOUTH.
EVERYBODY IS BECOMING MORE SLIMY
AND DIRTIER BECAUSE THEY ARE
HANGING OUT AND TRYING TO
CONTORT THINGS THAT DON’T MAKE
SENSE.
SENSE. EITHER WE’RE OR WE DON’T.
BUT TO LAUD NORTH KOREAN
DICTATORS AND RUSSIAN DICTATORS
AND THEN TO DENIGRATE AMERICAN
FOOTBALL PLAYERS IS YOU KNOW,
THEY’RE TOUGH GUYS AND THESE
OTHER GUYS ARE JUST SONS OF
BITCHES.
BITCHES. I THINK IT SAYS MORE ABOUT US AS
A COUNTRY THAN IT DOES ABOUT
HIM.
HIM. >> RIGHT, YOU’RE GOING BACK TO
THE CORE POINT WHICH IS WHAT IS
THE AUDIENCE, WHAT IS THE
NATION, WHAT DO WE WANT TO DO
ABOUT EVERYTHING.