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- [JUDD] Chris. - [CHRIS] Yeah.
- Hey-hey. - Chris?
Hey Judd. How are you man?
Oh, taking a break. I'm so tired.
Oh, that's rough. I'm in a real bad head space myself--
[JUDD] We're doing three TV shows right now.
- Yeah. - And, you know, three is like clearly, at least one to many.
Do you know how many of the shows that we had you guest on any of those?
No, I've auditioned, I think, between-- somewhere between 6 and 10 times,
but I never actually got one.
I think, you know, this whole peek television thing--
Anytime I mention something, somebody gives me a show with a green-light,
you know, and the next thing you know you've got this
massive slate, and you have no time for yourself.
I haven't gotten to the Hawaii condo at all this year.
I'm in a pretty bad spot too, yeah.
I just got cut out of the new Ghostbusters.
I got cut from The Dictator as well.
- Really? - I got cut from Iron Man 3.
It seems like a lot of the best people in town are cutting you out.
So I mean, all it takes is for one person not to cut you out,
for things to start falling together.
I got my daughter out of several films, and she was not happy about it.
We all got problems man.
Let me ask you a question.
Do you think it's weird to fly your kids private
if you're not on the plane with them, just to like get them back from somewhere?
I'm just going to put this on the table, very respectfully if you don't mind,
but I think our problems are maybe like a little different.
I am a guy who doesn't really have much going on.
Like everyone I know has gone successful,
and I'm still hanging on in New York,
and I see a shrink and she's kind of nuts,
and for a while I wasn't seeing a shrink,
but I kept falling into these very bad spots where
I was putting myself in danger, and sure I can look back on it,
and some of them are funny now, but you know, I just kind of fight
everyday to keep my head on straight, and keep myself healthy.
That actually sounds like a TV show.
- Yeah. - I've never seen that before. - Yeah, yeah.
Feels weird, because I wouldn't really want to make money
off of you, because then I wouldn't know if you liked me as a friend,
like are you being nice, because I can give you a job
and vice versa.
Yeah, that's cool. I don't see why we would work with each other, you know,
I can just work some of my other non-friend based connections in the industry.
Yeah.
Why don't we do this as an off Broadway thing?
Then at least I won't make any money off of it,
and we could stay friends.
Yeah, that's not a money making venture from what I hear.
You could do something really creative, really thoughtful,
- hilarious, dramatic-- - You know like, gut it out,
and put it up on some small stage, and no one will really make much money out of it,
but artistically maybe it can get embraced specifically in New York,
which is the only place where I already have anything resembling a foothold.
Yeah. And you know what we do?
We call it Career Suicide.
I think CareerSuicide.com might be taken by a Canadian heavy metal band,
but we could get CareerSuicideShow.com.
Wait a second. I know some people that could help us.
Do you know the director Kimberly Senior?
She is fantastic. She did Disgraced.
That won a Pulitzer right?
Yeah, yeah. She's fantastic, and she does not mind working for nothing like you.
Cool.
- Chris, can I ask you a question? - Yeah.
If you're not home, and the gardeners are at your house
are you comfortable having the garage open?
- Can I ask you a question? - Yeah.
You know [stammering] when you're in a situation
where you have a wife, and she's a very special person,
and you don't feel great,
how do you [stammering] keep her?
How do you keep your loved ones loving you?
Okay, we'll talk later.
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