I TELL YOU WHAT.
WE HAVE AN INCREDIBLE GRAPHICS DEPARTMENT HERE AT THE "LATE
LATE SHOW."
AND I'VE REALIZED THAT USING THEIR SKILLS, I CAN SEE
LITERALLY ANYTHING.
ANYTHING AT ALL.
ANYTHING I WANT TO SEE.
SO I THOUGHT I'D LET THEM GO HOG-WILD AND PUT TOGETHER SOME
THINGS THAT I MIGHT OTHERWISE NEVER GET TO SEE.
THIS IS JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: SO FIRST I SAID TO
OUR STAFF, THEY ASKED WHAT I WANTED TO SEE, AND I SAID "I
WANNA SEE A WHEEL."
THEY SAID "DONE."
THEN I SAID "I WANNA SEE A WHEEL OF WHAT I WANNA SEE."
THEY SAY "I'M SORRY."
THEY SAY "WHAT?" >> James: I SAY "LISTEN.
SO THIS HERE IS THE WHEEL O' WANNA SEE.
WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.
ON IT, THERE ARE OPTIONS OF THINGS THAT JAMES MIGHT WANNA
SEE.
NOT WHAT THE BAND MIGHT WANNA SEE.
NOT WHAT YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE.
WHAT JAMES WANNA SEE.
NOT WHAT THIS IMPECCABLY DRESSED STUDIO AUDIENCE WANNA SEE.
THAT'S MY POINT MADAM, NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO SEE.
IT'S WHAT JAMES WANT TO SEE IT.
IF JAMES WANT TO SEE IT WE'LL SEE IT.
TO BE CLEAR, IN THIS SITUATION I'M JAMES.
THE JAMES IN THE JAMES WANNA SEE IT IS I.
I BE -- THIS JAMES, YOU SEE WHERE IT'S THIS JAMES, RIGHT?
I'M THAT JAMES.
THAT JAMES IS ME.
THAT'S THE JAMES THAT I BE.
GOT IT?
GOT I.T?
GOT IT?
NO?
WHO IS JAMES?
WHICH JAMES IS IT?
NO, YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN!
OKAY.
LET'S DO THIS AND SEE WHAT WE FIND OUT.
OKAY.
A PUG WITH THE UNMISTAKABLE FACE OF RANDY QUAID.
DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
WELL I DON'T GIVE A (BLEEP) OKAY?
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
DAS IT SAY CLAIRE WANNA SEE IT?
DOES IT?
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
EXACTLY.
WELL DONE.
YOU LISTENED!
A FUG WITH THE UNMISTAKABLE FACE OF RANDY QUAID.
DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
THAT IS THE UNMISTAKABLE FACE OF RANDY QUAID.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S FIND OUT.
IF LUMIER FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST HAD HOT DOGS INSTEAD OF
CANDLES IN HIM, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY ON A HOT DAY?
DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
>> DOESN'T MATTER.
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT!
DO IEN WAN IF A SEE IT?
WELL, THAT, THAT IS QUESTION.
AND THAT'S THE QUESTION I'M GOING TO ASK MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
IF LUMIER FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST HAD HOT DOGS INSTEAD OF
CANDLES IN HIM, DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ JAMES WANNA SEE IT!
ALL RIGHT.
A JURY THAT IS COMPRISED EXCLUSIVELY OF TOM HANKS
CHARACTERS.
(APPLAUSE) >> James: IS THAT YOU SAYING
YOU WANNA SEE IT AUDIENCE?
DO YOU WANNA SEE IT?
WELL, I DON'T CARE!
DOES JAMES WANNA SEE IT?
ALL RIGHT, I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.
I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.
CAN'T HELP IT.
SOMETIMES THE GAME WILL BRING DISAPPOINTMENT.
STEVE HARTSLEY FOR HIS MUSTACHE, HIS AND HIS EYEBROWS ARE HIS
MUSTACHE.
OF COURSE JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
THAT WAS JAMES WANNA SEE IT.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE "LATE LATE SHOW," EVERYBODY.