Ooooo that looks secret
He's well suspicious
Well I wanna go in, that's not fair
Oh wait we're inside now
*Squelchy flappy hat sound*
*Onto head slop*
Did you bring me my chicken Kiev?
I did
Goooood, goooood
Bring it to me
Who is this flappy beauty...?
Oh great and powerful genie of the flaps
I present to you this Kiev
As an offering
*Squelchy flap eruption*
Ah munch, ah munch, ah munch
Ah yes! Very good!
*Cute little flap belch*
Oh! Excuse me!
Did you like it?
Oh yes!
I love how the clever Kieve keeps it's most precious
garlicy secret hidden inside..
much like the secrets I hide within my magical wishing flaps..
*squelchy flapping*
It's funny you should mention flaps
That's what I was meaning to talk to you about
Rise my boy!
You wish to talk about my magic flaps?
well you've been staying here, rent free, for a month now
but you did promise me I'd get a wish
These things take time my boy
A mere mortal cannot begin to comprehend the ways of the enchanted flaps
and that's fine, of course, I might just need to start
charging you rent
Wouldn't you know it? The flaps are telling me they're fully charged and revitalised!
All thanks to you generous hospitality!
Imagine that?
Time to make your wish!
Ooo!
Let us begin
Picture what it is your heart desires beyond all else
Got it!
So take your hand!
And plunge it deep
Into the flaps!
*inviting drippy drips*
Sorry?
The answers to the questions you seek
Reside deep in the middle of my mystic flaps
Well
Here goes nothing?
*Oh my word*
Yeeesss!
I can feel
*dawning realisation*
flaps!
*I see flaps*
*he's FLAPPING away*
*raspberry*
*this looks like a lovely place to visit*
*who's that handsome fella/mountain?*
Pull!
Pull my boy!
Behold that, which your heart most desires
It's a packet of fast action dried yeast
Precisely
Well no
Oh
Actually my wish was for-
No don't tell me!
I'll get it this time
Into the flaps my boy!
*Speedy flappy montage*
It's a Kinder egg
And the combination of delicious chocolate and a hidden secret prize is what you seek, yes?
Well no
How can you be so sure until you check the prize?
*awesome prize noise*
Mmmmm hmmm
It's gravel
PREMIUM gravel
Well, I don't even think you are magic
I think you've hidden rubbish in your flaps so you can live in my shed and use my WiFi for free
Not to mention, making me dress up like an uncooked turkey
Well, what did you wish for?
I wished for love, I wished someone would notice me
Exactly
I think you just need to get out of my shed please
What?
The flaps noticed you
I...
Did you feel it? Of course you did
They all do...
I don't think-
The call of the flaps!
I saw things!
Don't listen to him!
The flaps are a trap!
What was that?
Oh nothing
*Slurpy slurp*
Um, just the wind in my flaps
*surprised he fell for that*
The flaps accept you
They love you
Join them
They know your hearts true desires
*beating of the Heart of the Flaps*
*Heavenly glow*
They're so beautiful
*In again*
*Oh wow*
*he's really going for it*
*Just straight in there hey buddy?*
*bye bye I guess*
Ha! Flaps!
Hello! Thanks for watching
I hope you enjoyed the flaps
So many flaps
Flaps, flaps, flaps
I've just popped back in my shed to say thank you to my newest Patreons and YouTube channel members
And they are
Thank you so much for supporting my channel
It really means a lot and it allows me to keep making these
ridiculous videos
If you, like these lovely people, would like to help support my channel and videos
Then head on over to my Patreon page, the link is in the description
Okay thank you bye