We out here because I got arrested
for being "cra"-- Do you see my fingers?
"Craz..." Look. "Crazy."
You want me to be crazy? I'll be crazy, bitch.
I was arguing with my man. For sure.
But my crazy-ass neighbor,
he called on us.
Bitch! [laughs]
Restricting... and obst... What?
Restig... [splutters]
Resisting and...
[clears throat] ...obstruction.
I guess I tried to kick him. Know what I did?
I was like, "Oh, my..."
And you know what he did?
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! You're [bleep]...
you're [bleep] arrested."
Bitch, I tried to kick you, but did I really kick you?
Nah.
Just food.
It was nothing serious.
We got tequila. I'm not gonna lie.
We got tequila. We drank tequila tonight.
Tequila's gonna do a little something.
If you drink vodka, compared to tequila
on a everyday, you know?
Tequila is a lot stronger than vodka.
[female producer]
[Monserrath]
I'm cold, bro. I'm cold,
no shoes, bare feet.
And can you [bleep] take me in already then?
I don't want to be here. I don't want to be next to you.
I don't want to be next to your [bleep] cops.
I don't wanna be here.
[scoffs, bleeping] God, bro.
I don't wanna go through a [bleep] process, bro!
All right, when you come out, they're gonna ask questions.
Don't have attitude. Answer her questions, okay?
Come on.
Hands behind your back. You got it.
Just walk this way.
This is so funny to me.
I wanna laugh like the Joker right now.
You know the Joker? The new Joker?
That lady right there in six.
Go have a seat right there.
-Right here. Hey. -[bleep]
Have a seat right here.
Have a seat.
No.
Um...
Fiancé. Fiancé.
I'm taken. I'm not single.
San Jose, California.
The Bay Area, definitely not the 209, bro.
They would be arresting the right people over there.
So, we can do this the easy way
or you can go sit back in there for another--
I'm talking to you.
You're being smart to me. Don't be smart to me.
-Alrighty. -Wanna sit back in there?
Doesn't bother me any. I'm here till 7:00.
-Okay, I'll talk to you. -So...
tone it with the attitude
and you'll get through this a lot faster.
If you start back up again, you're gonna go back out.
Know your social security number?
No, not by head. It's on my phone.
There's a picture of it.
-Yes, I'm working. -What type of work?
I'm supposed to be at work right now.
Fast food.
And they're open at 2:00 in the morning?
Oh, my God, they're open till 3:30 in the morning.
Okay, we're done. Go sit back in there.
I'm not gonna play around with this.
Enjoy your stay.
[dramatic music]
My feet are dirty.
I'm cold, and I already cut myself
with your dirty [indistinct]. I need socks.
Hello! Can I get some socks?
I wanna get the [bleep] out of here.
I can't even sleep. I'm cold.
My feet hurt. They said they were gonna give me socks.
[bleep, indistinct]
[indistinct, bleeping]
[man] It's recording.
Hello?
[woman 2]
And uncooperative is something that
we can't deal with during the booking process.
We will have the deputies check on them
to see if they've calmed down.
Can I talk to a cop?
But sometimes they don't.
Can I please talk to a police officer?
[intense music]
Are you ready to come out and get printed?
Okay, put your arms through your shirt properly.
Look at this screen here. Drop your arms to your side.
We're gonna go back and forth, one by one, okay?
I already did. I cleaned it before you came out.
And look up at the yellow chicken, okay?
-The what? -See the yellow chicken up top?
Yeah.
I'm not gonna lie. I've always wanted a mug shot.
She looked like a bad bitch.
But it's cool.
I still look good. [giggles]
-[producer] What? -It's so funny, dude.
You know I don't wanna be here.
A hard booking is basically someone
who is very uncooperative,
and, um, we have to have them booked
by a certain amount of time.
And in order for us to do that, we get as much information
as possible from the arresting officer.
And then we will perform the booking
without having the person in front of us.
They do have the opportunity to ask for their charges
at any given point.
She did ask and she was told.
No, I didn't.
It sucks [bleep] here.
All right, kindly walk straight back.
Mm-hmm.
All right, so we're gonna cite you out today,
uh, with the promise that you'll appear in court.
-Okay. -Okay?
Feeling better than you did when you came in?
No, dude.
I remember I was making some carne asada with my man.
We were having a good time.
And then I'm here.
So... Probably, huh?
[bleep]
Never again.
I'm gonna give you some papers. I need you to sign...
on the yellow portion.
So I'm releasing you with a promise to appear in court.
-Okay? -All right.
Is court scary? I've never been to court.
Uh, I've never been.
Guess there's a first for everything.
-Here's your property. -Thank you.
Make sure you don't open that till you get outside, okay?
-Okay. -Follow me.
-Gotta make sure you... -[bleep]
I'm out.
All right. Good luck, and make sure you go to court, okay?
Yep. The door will open as soon as this one closes.
Oh, my God, bro.
Finally. Jeez, and it's raining.
I have to wait to call my...
whoever the [bleep] is gonna pick me up.
Thank you, though. Thank you.
I will.
[laughs]